Get-

>Get-
>He's outside.

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>browse Sup Forums just as usual
>i hear some weird noise coming from the kitchen
>have a gun but decide to quetly dial police
>operator not responding
>fuck, i guess i need to do it myself
>get my gun and slowly walk to the kitchen
>i quickly open the door and scream
>the guy seems to be using my stove and flipping the pan over it
>without really thinking i decided to shoot at him after he moved, thinking he was going to attack me
>i try to dump entire mag into a fucker
>click click click empty
>i quickly chekc the gun and notice there is no magazine for some reason
>the guy seem to be doing his business and picks out something out of his pocket
>its a magazine from my gun
>after few seconds realise the guy flipping the pan is cooking some bacon and eggs
>the guy is Eric fucking Roberts
>?????????????????
>He hands me a stack of paper and a check for 500k
>?????????????????
>I stand there shocked
>"I didn't eat this morning, sorry." Says Eric Roberts.
>After he finishes he leaves and closes the door behind him
>I slowly decide to follow him dowstairs holding bunch of paper with text on it and cash he gave me
>I walk outside and he is gone
>Massive horde of people with cameras and microphones notice me and charge at me
>They ask me questions about my movie and how was i able to make such a hit
>?????????????????
>I ignore it all and go back home, sit on a couch and just think about what just happened
>I notice text on paper that Eric Roberts gave me
>It appers to be a script for a movie
>The author is me
>The date on it is 2027
>Eric Roberts is a part of it
>Realize there is a magazine in my gun
>Fucking gamestop

>w-
>He's already filmed the sequel, Sir.

is this a real movie or...

Just realized the other day he was in the cable guy, dude is a legend

sammy samny no

>Get me Er-
>He's already filmed his scenes
>Oh. Is he available for the sequel?
>Yes, but he's asked for a 50% pay increase.
>Okay, we can afford an extra hug. Tell him it's a deal.

>eric roberts is a dead meme now

FUCK FF NEWFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Who will play Eric Roberts in the inev-
>He already filmed it sir

...

>KID is playing with his toy car.
>Enter MOMMY
>KID: Mommy, when I grow up, I want to make a movie about trains and I-
>Suddenly, like the gust of a tightly clenched fart, comes our hero ERIC ROBERTS!
>E.R.: Here you go, KID.
>ERIC ROBERTS hands the kid a DVD.
>E.R.:This is the movie you wanted, all post-production completed. My price? Two crumbs of bread.
>MOMMY and KID are flabbergasted, they look at each other. MOMMY gets some tendies from the kitchen.
>ERIC ROBERTS is now happy. Maybe.

~~~FIN~~~

Dude will take literally any role including random mid 2000s rap and R&B music videos

Whatever happened to that guy on here who was trying to get Eric Roberts to appear in his meme flick?

He's the absolute best actor ever, he loves his job, he does it with a passion, he can't get enough. I've only rarely seen anyone with such commitment to their job, someone who truly does what he loves for the pure love of the profession. This man lives for acting.

He's the best part of those

>tfw you get him and Jeff Fahey mixed up, especially when they're both in full beard mode

I legit thought LePenis was Roberts for half a season.

I don't remember that girl looking so creepy when I was a teen. I also remember asking my dad if that guy was Roger Waters.

i hope he's in the tp revival

She's gorgeous bro

>pay for his cab
>he already paid for it

...

Dude spawned best Emma so he's ok in my book

>eric roberts
>paying for anything

he probably hitchhiked to the set

A lift to the next set was probably his pay for another movie

Let's be honest. He probably WAS the cab driver

He drives an Uber in between jobs

>i hear you need an actor my rates are very reasonable
>we'll pay you this crumpled up $5 note and you can have any item from the vending machine outside
>two items! and you buy my bus ticket home
>okay fine
>hehe still got it roberts

>W-
>Sir, would you like to add your voice to the 25th anniversary commentary track for the movie alongside Mr. Roberts?

>Bigfoot vs DB Cooper

The funny thing is I worked on a shitty indie movie with Eric Roberts a few years ago and he cleared at least $20k from that film alone. He works cheap but cheap in Hollywood is still a lot of money

The fall won't kill me Batman...besides...I'm already down there.

This is terrible to be honest with you senpai, read some good greentexts and try again.

The film is in post production and the user is now short one half eaten bag of onion rings and a nice pen.

>chuckle as I think about that thread a few days ago about his 432 IMDB credits
>check his page
>now its 434

user...
It's currently 455...

G-guys

>Dr. Eric Owens

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>Get me best Emma
>Sir, the news is reporting that Emma Roberts has been skinned alive
>Knock knock

Yes. I watched the original when me and my mate were purposefully watching bad movies, it was a fucking treat

You owe me 39 seconds of my life baxk

> Oh, Eric let's make a-
> I'm done.

Does he love his job or does he hate himself so much he'd rather be anyone else?

If you posted this about most other actors I wouldn't believe you. He seems pretty cool tho tbqh

Eric is the James Bond of movies.

>show up on set
>pretends to be working on movie
>seduce and fuck actresses
>go away leaving his filmed scenes as the only evidence he was ever there
>I'm Roberts. Eric Roberts. *Bond theme plays in the background*

Mother of god

He's been acting for 38 years. that's 502 films in 38 years, equaling 13 films a year.

FUCK

no
go buy some time at thek kinoplex

>He probably WAS the cab driver

But then he'd have to pay for the medaliion and those costs at least a million unless you're leasing it from another cab driver.

Uber and Lyft have lowered the price a lot, though.

That would move him up to #3 all time.

Not true at all

Here

He works on so many movies that he doesn't even memorize the scripts any more. He requires (I'm not even joking) that a Production Assistant holds up giant cue cards just out of frame with his lines on them. Like GIANT cards with the lines. We would have do do many takes over because you can hear the fucking giant cards flapping when the PA pulls out the next card.

learn to greentext properly

>2018/II

He made a movie for the alternate 2018 timeline as well?

Oh I want this to be true. Give me a source

>he gets c.ucked by a gay Brit l

I'm the source, I'm a camera assistant worked on two movies with him. Can't post evidence though don't wanna get in trouble.

Favorite Eric Roberts movie?

Best of the Best for me.

Interesting point

He wouldn't be the first.

True but regardless of what you might think, Eric Roberts isn't in any way Marlon Brando.

I want an Eric Roberts horror movie/documentary where he plays himself as he stalks and harasses people for roles.

>I'll do it for a pair of clean socks, half a snickers bar and 2 cigarettes.

Serious time Sup Forums. Why does he do it?

>I think Eric Roberts would be a good fit for this part. Give him a call.
>*2 minutes later*
>I just talked to him. He was in the middle of doing the DVD commentary for the sequel.

>Listen the economy has been hitting everyone hard recently so would it be an issue if I could get a larger Selsun Blue bottle and some puppy chow? Emma has been begging me to get her new puppy some chow and my hair is really starting to itch more than it should

Pretty good

reddit

heh

...

...

I thought it was funny

EKEK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

this is the way a meme ends

not with a BANE? but a redditpost

he doesn't give a shit

>Nightcrawler but with Roberts

I'd watch it.

Why is he so smug??
Looks like he just shit on the closed lid of the toilet and straight up told you about it

>shitting on closed lid

Wouldn't that just push the shit back into your ass?

Amateur. You squat over it.

uhh good attempt I guess reddit?

the fire rises

>operator not responding
Stopped reading there

But then the shit will bounce back at you.

this one's going right on /r/4ccringe

Wasting my time, friendo

youtube.com/watch?v=v5ZBGhyqAOU
>this actually exists