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Why aren't there more monster/alien waifus Sup Forums?

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Dem Polygon bitches be old hat yo.

Because aliens aren't real.

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Um

Sounds to me like you aren't looking hard enough my friend.

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Because the men would fap to them instead of fear of.

Most of them are shit.

They usually just boil down to "Cute girl with technicolor skin and very slight deformity."

Give me some REAL monster waifus you fucks!

Those aren't aliens Sup Forums, they're just people who are less stupid than you.

What's mono?

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Christ. How can a sane individual look at these poorly drawn characters and immediately think to themselves, "I want to tap that."

Seriously I want to know.

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i like fanart depictions of AT girls. friggin cute

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Fucking A, I'm on my phone and this spooks the fuck outta me

Fool, you've made her more sexy!

makes your dick fall off.

I don't know how I feel about this...

>random edgy fanart
Just ignore it like I do. Shit like this is a dime a dozen.

sauce?

>Wanting to waifu an oppressive genocidal despot who's only goal is to eradicate all life in the entire universe

Yeah but she has a great ass.

This is hot as fuck to me, not even kidding.

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For the Chaos Gods!

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People will waifu anything once they start thinking with their dick.

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She looks legitimately pretty cute. I dig the hairdo, plus she's a redhead.

Shame that it's a fish though, can't fuck those. Unless she's a Deep One, in which case I'd be all over her.

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You mainly like their character designs/personality, then find flattering fan-art online to which to fap. It's not that hard to understand, we have an entire board dedicated to the subject.

Helloooooo. Hello. Hey there. Is anyone in?

I'm gonna need the source on that one

Plum is love, Plum is life.

>not Beth

I swear I've seen her before...

To be fair, the thread was asking about alien/monster waifus, and Plum did meet the criteria this time around.

Beth is more of a human in my eyes, anyways.

>Shame that it's a fish though, can't fuck those.

>cloaca

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Who is this?

>NOT wanting to waifu an oppressive genocidal despot who's only goal is to eradicate all life in the entire universe

how could anyone resist?

muh dick

seriously

hnnnggg

An OC created by Herny

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Well Herny is pretty cool and she makes my dick hard so I'm ok with this.

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alien/"monster" girls are basically just admitting you want to go furry but think you're still normal

you're allowed to like more than one thing, you know.

Cute and perfect. CUTE AND PERFECT!

Makes you not want to work
Hard to diagnose because its practically identical to lazy asshole syndrome

if you're going to do anything you might as well go all the way
no point in only being half-hearted in being a degenerate

dat ass, I will remember to my last breath.

Pretty cute I guess.

Probably because if it were a main character there would be a slippery slope where creators of the show would feel they could get away with more sexualization or borderline fanservice because its a non human character. Or because people would complain that a cartoon character that isn't a person is too sexy.

It's like how Lola Bunny's sexiness has been scaled back in every subsequent appearance and how many shows don't draw cleavage on anyone except adults. Companies don't want anyone misunderstanding who is sexy because normal people can get uncomfortable when presented with something like Smurfette and Cheetara.

I was going to ask why does the Tzeentch one have Khorne horns, but I figure those were supposed to look like the Thousand Sons Egyptian crown thing.

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>I will never have a sadistic, armor wearing gf who leads only to drop me on the dip

Still cute.

Why are her legs so sexy?

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Kissing Disease...Your tonsils swell up and develop puss balls from swapping spit.

>You, have been chosen...GET ON YOUR KNEES and service your Dominatrix!