/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Twilight Zone Edition

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WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
American Pilot (the one that lasts ~1h30m) + Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>But user I've heard Season 2 dips in quality a lot after the first 9 episodes and then comes back to quality at around episode 17-22
This is true, but ideally you should still watch it all. You can skip the James-out-of-town scenes safely.
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for Ep 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

Music:
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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF
>"Diane..." The Twin Peaks Tapes Of Agent Cooper
archive.org/details/DianeTheTwinPeaksTapesOfAgentCooper
>More Twin Peaks reading material
pastebin.com/RYJr9bPW

Is it future, or is it past?

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first for stannis

Tracey 2bh lads

first for the Grandson learning magic

NON-EXIS-TENT

One of the most underappreciated aspects of Twin Peaks is that it's one of the only shows to ever accurately portray The Leaf for the sinister and depraved creature he is. Has a show ever done a better job revealing the nature of the Canadian?

HOW LONG WAS THE FIRST EPISODE?

The one I watched was 2 hours. Does that mean I watched the first 2 episodes or was the first episode really 2 hours?

>February 1989

What did he mean by this?

>Having a glass of red wine with @DAVID_LYNCH before the #TwinPeaks premiere in Cannes. #NationalWineDay

Kek, imaging the booing going on today

Yeah, ep 1 and 2 were together as one 2 hr episode.

Getting really tired of this meme desu~

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That's the first two, it's a two-parter.

Diane, I am enjoying the amount of bare female ass in the new series.

lets settle this
strawpoll.me/13040066

You watched part one and part two.
Now go watch 3 and 4.

I'M AS BLANK AS A FART.

Thanks. Now I know

Why are they so good-looking?

Criminal.

why booing?

I wonder if he had to be coached into sounding sad while speaking backwards or whether it was just an accident.

LYNCHING going on right now on Cannes livestream

youtube.com/watch?v=4J9cPI9u-eM

all of the cannes booed during the chrysta bell ass scene

people at Cannes boo at everything for some reason

He somehow teleported from the future and was surprised.

Floppy.

They play the original theme

>When I asked David Lynch why he wanted to do Twin Peaks 25 years later he said, "love"
>thousands of fans

So was the scene with David Boiwe supposed to be with Cooper before he visits Twin Peaks or with his doppelganger after he leaves?

>Andy "T-Rex Arms Dwyer-Bernard" Brennan confirmed worst character.


Fat fuck.

It's all digital, digital is the future.

You're a Canadian as well, mong.

Who is the girl next to him?

>loud applause
I WAS PROMISED BOOING

I used Shush.se to watch the first 2 episodes. Where can I watch ep 3? No torrents please

Is Quentin going to attend?

>booed
I though they just show it today there?
see

watchseries onine

booing only happens when they screen stuff.

Why do they eat the cheese?

Man I'm so happy for MacLachlan, he seems like such a great guy

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ONLY ONE
youtu.be/XEaFLdK_e64

>not coffee

Criminal desu

Just give us what we want david

Pretty sure before judging from his reaction to about to the CCTV thing and the way he talks about the dream.

Damn these are some classy ass dudes, both have aged great

french people are insanely arrogant

It's great to see him back in some form of spotlight, he's a criminally underrated actor, one of my favourites.

How about you either pony up a few dollars to watch some kino or shut the fuck up you theiving nigger

You can buy my coffee at davidlynch.com, friend.

Damn, that's some KINO coffee tight there.

shut up and take my money

Don't be mean to Andy

Based.

I was willing to pay with PSN but it wasn't up there.

Coop didn't deserve any of this

You want kino coffee? Lynchkino.
youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI

He's on an initiatory path towards enlightenment, user. He'll turn out just fine in the end.

its organic

youtube.com/watch?v=pRFJNpAff_A

>kino
>piracy is theft
Andy?

I've had it before, it's actually pretty good. I'm thinking of buying another bag pretty soon.

He's going to die at the end, and you know it.

Why does the monkey say Judy

wow they got tons of actors for these spots.

Coffee out of those cans tastes terrible btw

DAMN FINE COFFEE

FWWM>S1>S3>S2

The log lady bought a boat with that money.

We're not going to talk about Judy.

ohnewthread

This scene is key to what's happening right now right?

WAKE ME UP

Nah. FWWM isn't that great without the original series and so far The Return is in a different league.

it's true!

he fucked his partners wife. This is the betrayal of the highest degree. Cooper deserves everything he got.

Kys retard

>dat Bobby reveal

Hey anons I covered another scene from the episode 3 with music from the original. I think it makes the scenes bretty comfy.

Sorry if the sound is bad again

youtu.be/L2wtAt-mhqw

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Bowie got BOYLE'd

It was going to be.
Before he died.

hahawhatthefuck
more like twin cocks am i rite guys

CAN'T WAKE UP

Ah, you remember...

This is shit. You're shit.

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Tell me about Shelley, /tpg/.

How has she aged ao gracefully?

>Oh, the shit, it come out of my ass
Was it the most kino scene?

>Gave him a Palme D'or for Wild at Heart
>Booing Twin Peaks
Nah, the frogs love David Lynch

Bad lip job?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nope.

just doesn't work for me. it doesn't feel right. It just feels so intended to be the way it is, if they shoved this kind of shit in it would feel cheap.

It would also make the moment with Bobby seeing Laura's picture feel less impactful.

After hearing little to no score for most of the show, that moment comes at you like fucking freight train when Laura's theme hits.

There seemed to be too many people working in the twin peaks sheriff's department.

She's only 40 user.

Has this general calmed down yet?

Is Kyle /ourguy/?

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That wonderful British word, "twaddle", seems tailor made for Twin Peaks 2017.
A show this vapid, devoid of plot and vacant of dialog deserves something more than just ordinary words like, "nonsense", "drivel", or "garbage".
I can imagine a group of fifth grade boys hopped up on Red Bull coming up with this amalgam of sound effects, over-the-top graphics, and misanthropic demi-monsters.
I turned it off after 45 minutes so I'm guessing I missed the vampire and zombie scenes and the part where a caped superhero comes in and saves the buxom babe in a thong.
This show is representative of so many things that are wrong with Hollywood and the entertainment industry that it should be cataloged in the Library of Congress as a documentary on that subject.

They're saying boo-urns

I'm not saying I don't love the new show, it's amazing - I just wish I had heard more of the old music and wanted to see how it would work.

Bowie really nailed this scene.

no m8

/tpg/ is already dead after only four days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

46, friend