It's a Sup Forums pretends Taylor Swift is Ugly episode

>it's a Sup Forums pretends Taylor Swift is Ugly episode

I wouldn't call her ugly, but I don't get her appeal

why would she need to get fake tits if she wasn't ugly?

Is that guy's neck shopped?

Roastie gets everything she deserves desu, when even John Mayer doesnt want to fuck with her, you know shes a real nutjob

Found a roastie posting on Sup Forums

>op pretends shes not a raging dyke

kek

She is either autistic or a dyke I can't decided which theory I believe.

Her face is god tier but she's a hungry skelly

Me in the back

What's his endgame?

>buttt job
>tit job
>navy seal bodyguard

She go full stacey

She's not ugly. She just has no sex appeal outside of her face and legs. Her hips/ass are nonexistent, and she as no breasts. I'm honestly not surprised she's had as many boyfriends as she's had, because I can guarantee the reason they break up is because she simply isn't that fun to fuck.

dont like her face

I slept with more attractive women imo

>fake tits
>no hips or ass
>psychotic cunt who jumps from cock to cock for publicity
>no talent

there are a gorillion better Sup Forumsfus out there Ohpee.

>Work hard
>go to navy seal forces
>fired
>be a bodyguard now
>some blonde stacey wants you
>is taytay
>some rich handsome bf broke with taytay
>She wants some sex for revenge
>be him

>She just has no sex appeal outside of her face and legs
So, like any other woman then?
>muh breasts
infant
>muh ass
nigger

Always has her mouth open.

DROPPED.

This desu, Grimes for example. I want to work on her album and remove her name from the credits so she spergs out

>So, like any other woman then?
You got problems, man. Can't imagine what fucking you must be like if you don't grab your woman's ass like you own it.

...

Hilarious I mean I seriously pity you.

Can anyone imagine being so mindlessly racist that you brainwash yourself into believing a womans ass isn't sexy? What a waste

Amazing. You deserve it though

She is a mouth breather. Probably some FAS in those veins.

Bitch looks like a fucking praying mantis.

Karlie > Taylor

When will they come out already? The whole "Tay is lonely and needs a hetero life partner" thing is just a meme. They're obviously so fucking gay.

Karlie Taylor

That's my ASCII representation of two pairs of spread legs approaching each other

Tall girls look awkward as fuck.

ikr

Hmmm

>Tay is lonely and needs a hetero life partner
I'd be her partner tbhonesto with you

She's gay dude

Emphasis on "hetero".

She's got a rodent face, fake tits and ass, with the body of a tall, teenage boy and that's not even mentioning that she's a shallow vapid child who can't act like a mature adult in or out of a relationship. Also this thread is not Sup Forums related at all

This.

>sees a woman
>instantly thinks of teenage boys
I think this is more telling about you than anybody else.

Taylor Swift is a musician and this has nothing to do with Sup Forums

washed up and old

Fpbp

Can anyone post a pic of Taylor's face where she doesn't look retarded or have fetal alcohol syndrome

ITT: Manlets that couldn't satisfy a beautiful woman like TayTay

>pretends

Gaaaayyyyyyylooorrrdddddd

I just think she's mediocre

>sees Taylor Swift
>immediately convinces himself that she doesn't have the body of a boy
I bet you just LOVE trannies.

how gay?

>spot the manlet

Have fun spawning midgets, subhuman.

I'M DUMB, SHE'S A LESBIAN. I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE

>thinking about trannies now
Keep digging that hole, anonsama.

>applied to be Taylor's pusy slave
>the other applicant was literally a seven foot tall millionaire supermodel computer genius international assassin