Cannes thread

This was today on the red carpet for the Twin Peaks screening

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Can someone give me a rundown?

quick rundown

what a monster

basic gestalt?

theres some real fucking weird people on earth.

Can I get a speedy summary?

Looks good for a 70 years old dude

Can i get a brief recap?

He needs garmonbozia to sustain himself

hes 70? what the shit

im starting to believe in the bogpill.

can i get a quick glossary?

He's AT LEAST 500 years old, if not older. Stop spreading those myths.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Can i get a swift run-through?

Can I get a zippy synopsis?

You're right she is a monster, after only one thing of his

Why would a timeless being choose such an ugly avatar

BOGGED

>those yellow teeth

HIS NAME IS
MISTER
BOGTASTIC

It's all scar tissue from an eternity of fleshly imprisonment.

The Bogs are trying to return to their brethren within the void between universes

>he sees in three-dimensional space
you will never get the call

Time to wake up

The Bogs may very well be Lodge entities.

FYI, this is their son. Half Bog, half human

>le bogs xd
Even Sup Forumstards dropped this forced reddit shit

t. Rothschild shill

haha would someone kindly update me with a fast summary of what this is all about lol kek

you'll pay for this mortal

Has Okja screened yet?

Is it possible to overdose on bogpills?

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/ourguy/ may win the Palm d'Or

He's a big bog

todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017

Korean Kino confirmed.

literally who?

I thought Lara Flynn Boyle wasn't going to be in the third season.

Did Elle not go to the amfar gala this year?

I've seen these guys so much that they're starting to look normal to me
Is this a taste of the bogpill?

Josh Safdie, director of Good Time.

Bog has always been cool.

It's nice to see Lara Flynn Boyle bury the hatchet and show up for the premiere

>mogging TC this hard
lel

What the fuck's going on with all this weird shit?

Who are these people?

this 2bqh

how is her front teeth super white but her rear ones are stained?

do you need a quick rundown?

Where were the bogdanoffs during the manchester attack or was it just collateral damage?

For sure

Damn, what a shitty pair of shoes.

Christ, she looks like Cher.

That's a big haircut.

The girl is a qt. Did they fug? Do money buy out the disgust of looking at that face mid-fuck?

>not speedy synopsis
YOU FUCKED UP NIGGER

Ladies and gentlemen
I give you
Angelica Huston

Looks like the orc from The Hobbert movies. No not the white supremacy one, his second in command.

Episode VIII has some really great design work

Bog?

what would Sup Forums do to get their bogtograph?

Live action Howl's Moving Castle when?