Just drew this edition
/brit/
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do not let europeans anywhere near glue
So I’ve been married for 28 years and as with most wives it slowly stops. Was down to once every two or three weeks and then she was your typical bag of spuds. Then a couple of weeks ago she suddenly grabs my cock and away we go. Twice that night and now every couple of days. Then yesterday she drops into the conversation how she would like a new kitchen. Only about £12000. Fuckin hell. That’s a lot of escorts. Typical woman all got an agenda. No shag is ever free and that proves it. Nothing wrong with the kitchen. For £200 I could get a top quality young bird for an hour. Now I got to shag the wife a lot to try to get some value for the £12000 but it’s still a middle aged woman in average shape who still won’t suck it.
dont like coloured people
post dnb
who's this cheeky little fella
cute little sausage :3
>bf sends message at 19:59
>i reply WITHIN ONE MINUTE
>he doesnt reply for 30+ minutes
what the FUCK
why does this happen
Starting to think Janny is unwell lads
only chad welcome
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dancing a jig
Need all the benders taken outside.
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haha one of the köts is winking
>ywn see MJ live
Invest in XRP you fucking fools
outside with my bumhole open for any hung lads
it's cause u have aids
>ö
Don't recall giving you permission to use this letter.
>teehee i'm bent btw ;)
mate absolutely lost his mind on shrooms
rang me up screaming "WHERE AM I, WHERES THE BLACK CAT"
you’d love that wouldn’t you fuckin bender
you didn't ask a question princess
bfi southbank lad are you here
Hiya
everton are losing lads
love desi girl dem
en.wikipedia.org
>Due to the rigorous touring schedule of Boom, he would continually lose his voice, when it eventually "stuck" that way leading to his signature raspy voice.[1]
would like them west ham and poocastle to be relegated tbqh
he thinks you're a waster
get a job
got the intelligence and work ethic of a northerner and the demeanour and poofiness of a southerner
not the best combination in all honesty
shut up
good post
>everton could realistically win the league
Should take 45 minutes. I’m done in 10. Stick that up your dojo.
based black man
Is there a match tonight? This weekend will be exquisite if i do say so myself
a black man
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE, JAY?
never-everton vs swansea
why can't marketing be an arm of sales?
yeah i love rap
i'm into all the greats like post malone, j cole, 21 savage, 2pac, the list goes on and on
Here we are.........
they're two different skill sets
That's like asking why can't medicine be an arm of engineering
music peaked with blazin squad
quite like lofi chillhop rap
FUCKIN BASED
because it's a wing of public relations
>the Mersey Billionaires
who /realistically winning the league/ here?
*packs the midfield*
DtMKtB?
There are a million reasons but also kind of none
It's coming home
yeah but also, kind of, for no reason
but marketing will kick up a shitstorm
should i buy an amazon alexa robot
rorke hours
only (You)s i get are from angry rorkes telling me to post machines
what position do you play?
just had a wank to prime girls aloud
you should buy my fist down your throat
just post them
are you really a jew man
how much
>why yes i am the assistant head manager of telesales marketing relations resources
get a real job title
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director of football for everton
get a gatebox
youtube.com
they won the transfer window
How to forget when Schlomo finally admitted that he was a fag
tenner
Good taste
if i had a bf i'd reply to him really quickly all the time
>director of football
It#s a football club, what would the other directors even do?
>at any moment in time something could happen to you in public that turns you into a meme on youtube
crazy world we live in
Rashford--- Kane--- Sterling
------Dele Alli --- Drinkwater
------------------Dier---------------
Creswell-Jones-Stones-Walker
---------------Forster
could also put planning into the mix as well
hmm ahh yes
beto can you go away for a few days please lad thanks x
Why are you up so early today?
hii
gf just sent me this
>dier
dire
>drinky
Alri dad
god she's so fit
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If I had a GF, I'd ignore her unless I'm horny.
that's nice, i'll tell you what
write that down on a piece of paper, and hand it to me
so i can wipe my FUCKING arse with it
Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads
'i
John Saint Laurent
just ate 12,500 calories of chocolate icecream since no one provided a dinner for me
faster or we're breaking up
Is this actually good, or am I just being a tasteless Jerry?
Hes gone off the deep end
neverton scored lads