/GoT/ General - Caloreesi Edition

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She's a big girl

Imagine that your only job is not to get fat.

For you

Like you would protest those thicc thighs wrapped around your head

He is not a big guy.

Not for me.

Giving me any (Me)s

>I was born to rule the seven kingdoms.

T H I C C

I loe thiccmilia

Would you guys enjoy the next season more if Jon and Dany ended up being enemies and basically killing each other off? I think that would trigger the normies very much and put all this fan service shit to bed.

Only if she is crippled by an IBS flare-up

And you fail

how pathetic

what is bro?This thread?Sure is

Seriously think it'll part of the story that she grows decadent (demonstrated by weight gain) after success in season 7, and that will cause her downfall in season 8.

>I was born to eat the seven kingdoms
FTFY

THICC

I want her to sit on my iron throne, if you know what I mean.

Reminder!

ow about that Preston trailer breakdown?
I wasn't excited about the trailer at all, until watching his breakdown. And normally, I think breakdowns are pretty lame, they always point out the obvious, and just say whether they're hyped for it or not. But Preston actually gives some good insight, and injects some humor into it.

I feel like I understand the trailer more, and got a laugh.

I want to play with her BUTT HOLE

You perez hilton types are fuckin weird

Thanks Preston

>was actually born to get fucked by 40k dothraki, and their horse too

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damn...

!!

Yes, I've wanted this from the start. I am not here for them hooking up-it will be eye roll/ff material for me. I want to see two "good" guys be enemies. But you just know they will end up having a kid and maybe Dany dying in childbirth.The normies freaking out if they would become enemies is just a bonus.

It would also fit better with the anti-war message that the story is supposed to have by showing that in war there isn't necessarily a good guy and a bad guy, it's just people fighting for what they believe and in the end everyone gets hurt.

I doubt Preston comes to Sup Forums. He seems more like the reddit type.

I got a blowjob off her in secondary school. It wasn't that good. But she was a decent girl I suppose.

I want to lick her cunt if you know what i mean

Not that great of an ass. But not that bad either.

Aren't they related?Thats gross.
Wow.What kind of grades did she get?

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are there even any likable characters left on the show? every interesting person is dead

your fucking career is to be good looking on a screen

and you can't even keep that up

what the fuck

Why is everyone so obsessed with kelly c/emilia I don't get it

Dany is very clearly more of a bad guy

Melisandre
Littlefinger
Varys
Bran

Is this shooped or did she fatten up for a role?

She looks perfect you faggot

Alright so when will they reveal Petyr was an intergalactic double agent working for the Federation that hunts down potential universal threats like the Ice Tree Men who raise zombies with genetically engineered viruses?

>Aren't they related?Thats gross.

Aunt and nephew isn't that bad considering they didn't grow up together and they're close in age

I don't want to be a normie if that's what it takes.

Why are you hatin /got/

why does he wear the watch?

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>Melisandre
She got exiled didn't she?
>Littlefinger
>Varys
They're underused imo, they did a lot more in the early seasons, where are their schemes?
>Bran
Literally who gives a fuck about this bitch

Because at this rate she'll be morbid by S8

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>any of those characters
>interesting past s4
Littlefinger is retarded.
Varys has literally been reduced to a plot device
Melisandre was character assassinated just like Stannis
Bran was never that interesting but now that he is a time lord or whatever maybe, but really its what he'll see in the past that is interesting not himself.

Considering the fact that Bran is God, some find him interesting.

>where are their schemes?
D&D are writing. Their idea of a "scheme" is Varys supporting Dany all along, and Littlefinger turning two little girls against each other because chaosh.

Is Preston usually this autistic with the different ""'"hilarious""" characters, this was the first video of his I've watched and really it's just kind annoying

She loses weigh fast so I don't see what the problem is

I'm writing

Filming starts soon, and she's only getting fatter

You need to watch his reviews of the previous seasons to understand what the personas are supposed to be.

Basically Brandon (Night King) is /got/. Sweetrobin is a tinfoil forum poster. Chad Summerchild is Reddit.

And yes, his voices are awful. He does it "on purpose".

you just KNOW

Is he clipping the wall?

is there any chance of this happening?

Best character

That's quite a soccer mom butt, and that's not a bad thing BTW

Could they have picked a worse location for this photo shoot?

Nah, he only goes into those characters for his episode recap videos. He's mostly autistic about the plot of the book, going into far reaching details, and making tinfoil hat theories. With fairly straight forward narration.

IMO, the characters are funny when you realize that Sweetrobin represents Preston's autistic side, the Night King represent his cynical side, and Chad represents his fanboy side.

Me on the right

Thanks Preston

i mean i'd be fine with a thicc emilia but she's ballooning up pretty damn quick
i think it's time for a recast

>she's ballooning up pretty damn quick
sauce pls 4 science

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>Promise me, Ned

Do you miss me

Emilia looks really good at some angles

bran looks fucking dumb lmao

Who are we rooting for /got/?

All i have left is cia and euron (who is getting killed very quick)

Are she and Kit still banging?

I miss them together

What the fuck is there to fap to?

My skelefu

Honestly she's cute in the show with her big comfy coats but irl she looks like a fucking tranny. Kit can do better

>tfw neet
>my only job is to not die
>morbidly obese, bad heart,

Apparently they're going to live together

summerchild detected

Only just now? They've been together for a long time, haven't they?

Yeah, they were vacationing in Greece together a couple weeks ago and are allegedly looking to move in together

Volcano arm confirmed?

This is hilarious

With that music toward the end of the trailer, I was expecting someone to yet MORTAL KOMBATT!!!!

So Cleganebowl is officially confirmed?

I wonder how often they make jokes about cunnilingus during sex

They've been off and on apparently, seems things are finally working out

FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPED

I first thought their relationship was pr but I guess not

Who's this epididymis sorceress?

I want Stannis to live.

Nobody cared who he was until he put it on...

Stannis will die a hero in the books
He will have an honorable death for the realm fighting the true threat.

After he kills Ramsay of course

holy fuck she's perfect. i'd strap her down and fuck her until she called the cops

>relationship was pr

Nah, that's Joe Jonas and Sophie, Kit and Rose don't happen to get spotted every time they go out and conveniently start addressing gay rumors right after they start dating *cough*

> post yfw stannis is resurrected as a white walker and imposes a coup over throwing the nights king