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Remember to brush your teeth edition

Bunch of baka niggas around here

I know right

Was going to go for a run but it started raining

Fuck, I made the mistake of going to buy something, it's hella busy because of xmas and I do not like it

Kiwi boys...

I'm afraid there's only one kiwi boy here right now, but check back later and there'll probably be more

Maybe I'll talk with your bf when he gets here

Wrong kiwi, I don't have a bf anymore

Oh.. do you want one?

No, been there done that

Oh and it's Chalmers btw, I'm just phoneposting so no extra flags

>doesn't even like guys
I don't know why I come here

Don't worry the gays will wake up soon, and anyway I thought you were here for the "international discussion"

Yeah, that's nice too

bf said his parents are going to cook salmon for Christmas dinner, sounds pretty good

Hmm.

Just had a wonton noodle soup for lunch
Are you spending Christmas with him?
Whatcha thinking bout?

Yeah, don't want to visit with the shitcunt cousins that hang around my grandparents' house over Christmas break

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

Sounds like you're going to have a nice Christmas, although is it super awkward around your bf's parents?
Calm down

Thanks for reminding me.

>although is it super awkward around your bf's parents?
Sorta but I think it'll be fine. I hope so anyway

O-oh ok

Good morning.

Morning, how was work?

No work for me desu. I'm on holidays rn desu :3

Well they haven't shot you yet so I'd say it's going pretty well

You could always drop some lines like "Your son also calls me daddy" to change that
Mornin'

>missed out on breakfast at grandmas house

H-hello!

Well there's always next time

that's good

>"Your son also calls me daddy"
other way around lol

Makes sense, you always seemed like a bottom bitch

*whispers* it's because I am

>That gif

It seems so pure but at the same time, it's gay.

haha do you also put your watch a few notches too tight sometimes? And then lick the imprints and hoping you have a collar like that one day?

I didn't before but I will now

no because I have an actual collar

>Wearing a watch

B-but your phone tells the time desu.

Just brushed my teeth.

What kind of collar? Is it cute?
But I don't have my phone on my wrist so I can quickly glance at it

AHHHHHHHHHH next Monday is Christmas.

B-but you can be all cool and reach into your coat to pull it out.

>just found out that bf's grandmother is Ashkenazi
welp, there goes that relationship

>Is it cute?
yeah, it's pretty nice

but watches are cool desu

So like a pocket watch?

I'm home!

Welcome home honey

hi you pervert

I'll get a watch next time I go to Switzerland. Y-you can help me pick one out desu.
I'd have a pocket watch a few decades ago desu. Although I'd definitely wear one in the house and pose in the mirror.

welcome home qt

how was your day

it's good to be back

h-how am I a pervert?

It was alright, I finished my defensive driving course so I have nothing left to do before I go back to uni.

well... there is that one thing you could do...

...

Hello!
Where were you today?

I had my last lesson and grabbed some lunch.
Still haven't opened my presents though

w-what

YOU OPEN YOUR PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS YOU UNDERSTAND ME!

You know what I mean

My birthday presents you mong

Why on earth would I open Christmas presents early?

Wow, it must suck having your bday so close to xmas

Anyway happy birthday

what do you think I'm talking about

It does kinda such
When I was a kid I celebrated it in November because I couldn't have a birthday party so close to Christmas.

n-now I don't know anymore

O-oh your birthday is today?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

would be happy to meet you desi

*stands next to you*
*holds your hand*

me on the left

o-ok..

Wow slut, just letting someone hold your hand like that, you could get pregnant!

>you could get pregnant
that's my intention, yes

me on top

that's really hot..

A-user yes.

that's what you find hot!?!

o-oh um... carry on then

m-maybe

*pats your head*

Wow, didn't see that coming

pregnancy fetishes are patrician

DELET

*pecks cheek*

mpreg is the most patrician fetish

They're not my cup of tea but you do you
But pregnant Anne Frank is cute!

I don't jerk off to them because they're women, but the fetish is objectively top tier

>shy, passive girls
*pukes*

*pats tight*

bit gay desu

want to be filled

Hello Singapore user!
*pats tighter*

*pats belly*

You could always try filling yourself with one of those cans of whipped cream with the nozzles

they don't bottle cum in reddi-whip cans afaik

Why does it have to be cum you fill yourself with, there are plenty of other things out there

because I'd like to be filled with cum

Oh, you could always bottle some of your own cum and fill yourself with that

I also want to experience this sensation

A-user I get uncomfortable when people touch me ah-aaah

ew

>tfw it runs down your balls

Fly to Wellington then

why? you are like a teddybear
fluffy soft and warm

I-I will
I just need the time and money to do so

I-I don't know but I don't want anyone getting too touchy with me d-desu.

Hello!

okay desu