Wouldn't this be a pretty awesome twist?

Wouldn't this be a pretty awesome twist?

Wouldn't that make him owlman or something?

>There must always be a Batman

But he did not shoot the deputy

That's just Earth 3 Owlman

isn't that the premise of their deaths in batman begins?
that his inaction ultimately caused his parents deaths? basically means he shot them.

huhuh

what if wonder woman...had a penis

It would be better if alfred did it cuz they were gonna sell bruce into child sex trafficking

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That is the origin story for Catman laid out in Villains Unlimited.

Are you implying Joe Chill is future Batman?

10/10

>Fuck pizza time.

Yes, that's literally Owlman's New 52 origin.

Keep em coming anons

Someone do one with Iron Man where he says " I am not Iron Man"

>I hate booze.

>I blew up Krypton

I sense a good meme brewing family

>I am not a man who gained the proportionate abilities of a spider, I am a spider, who gained the abilities of a man. Peter Parker has been dead since that fateful day that I bit him.

A big one!

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Iron Man actually WAS just Stark's bodyguard all along. Stark just pretended to be him to protect his identity so that his family wouldn't be targeted by Iron Man's villains. In truth, Stark couldn't put together an Ikea bookcase.

kek

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That's kinda missing the point. It'd be funnier if he said "Wasn't me"

>Not "It wasn't me"

anyone have anymore of these? I'm starting a folder.

FUCK typo.

Meant to say "It was YOU, Barry"

LAL

>"It WASN'T me, Barry."

fixd

He's not saying "it was me Barry" he's saying "it was me, Barry" as in "I am Barry and I did it". Or maybe user just failed grammar.

That actually happened once, Flashpoint.

I'm deeply saddened that this never happened in Ultimate.

>REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE LATE FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS, RUINING YOUR BRAND NEW SHIRT?
>THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T ME!

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this is one spicy new meme

Beat me to it, you cunt.

But she caught me in the shower

Needs a template

One with Magneto saying Heil Hitler.

But he does, you absolute fucking imbecile.
He only likes the sound of the word.
Fuck Way and his shitty memes.

Really good Reddit meme. Will it go down in the anals of history?

We laugh, but this was literally flashpoint. Just presented in a less stupid way. That's how much of a trash writer Nick Spencer is.

Wasn't the bullet he used to shoot Darkseid every bullet ever?

To be fair, at least this made sense in context whereas Cap hasn't been given the opportunity.

>Sup Forums can't have fun or it's reddit

>Mutants are scum

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>sacrificing self-contained story for the sake of cliffhangers
this is literally everything wrong with comics and all other forms of serialized story telling.

How about if Batman was really Darkseid?

It would explain how Batman 'beat' Darkseid all those times. No one was around to witness it (who survived) so he just said it happened.

>not "I have a gf"

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Why the hell cant Sup Forums into humor and memes?

This is embarrassing

Meh. Not any worse than the Joker being three people.

this literally happened. least they had the decency to keep it in an alternate universe.

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>"it wasn't a box of scraps"

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>I didn't hit janet.

Batman being afraid of guns hasn't been a thing for decades.

The antimatter owlman looked so much better.

>Don't rape the Joker

>I want to hit her again.

let me guess, he capped the guy in the knee?

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>Not "I wasn't right"

that he did. honestly can't believe how many of the nu52 designs sucked.

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Shot the guns out of his hands.

Later there was even an arc where (after this encounter) he realized at some points he had to use guns, so he bought one, got a permit, and occasionally went to shooting ranges just to get more used to it.

It was a factor in the Bruce Wayne: Murderer? arc.

fuck, you win.

Requesting cyclops saying "I can control my powers" next to images where he 'accidentally' hurt people due to losing his visor.

I dig the idea, but I feel like it should be some variation of, "I was wrong."

/r/ this edit

Or I was asking for it

Cyclops is sort of like the Fonz right now, 'wrong' isn't even in his vocabulary.

And it shouldn't be. Because Cyclops is right.

Professor X: I could walk the whole time.
Magneto: I'm an Inhuman.
Black Panther: It's just shoe polish.
Dr. Doom: My real name is Frank Jones.

>It’s an 'S'

>It stands for Smallville.

>Professor X: I could walk the whole time.
kek

>Professor X: I could walk the whole time.
>I just don't like standing.

>It's only a letter

>it ain't me starts playing

>Dr. Doom: I'm not THAT great

Bane: For Me

I like both designs a lot

>Wasn't me
But she caught me on camera

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>I could walk the whole time, I am just lazy

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hahaha, ok. You win, that's 100 times better.

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Frank: I shot my family

>Cyclops is sort of like the Fonz right now, 'wrong' isn't even in his vocabulary.
That'sthejoke.jpg

I second this!

>You CAN bring friends
>You're not such a big guy

>Frank: I franked my family

For some reason, I wouldn't actually be shocked by that.

>For me

>Ivy: I hate plants