Brit/pol/ - Poz the Neg Hole Edition

>Merkel rules out migrant policy reversal after attacks
bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141

>Sky's Martin Brunt: "I Could Have Killed Them All"
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6n8IhAhjKQ

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>Boris Johnson's cat evicted from Number 10 after sneaking in when the door was open
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/boris-johnsons-cat-evicted-from-number-10-after-sneaking-in-when/

>Blairite Labour Party donor Michael Foster's legal challenge to Corbyn's right to be on leadership ballot
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/26/high-court-to-hear-legal-case-against-labour-leadership-ballot-decision-jeremy-corbyn

>Corbyn supporters consider legal challenge to NEC's voting limitations and suspension of Constituency Labour Parties. Petition:
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/an-open-letter-to-the-nec-from-labour-party-members

>Theresa May SHUTS DOWN £6.4m-per-year asylum centre
express.co.uk/news/uk/692958/Theresa-May-Government-6-4m-asylum-centre-shut-charities-Barnados

>Ukip former chairman Suzanne Evans ends leadership hopes
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/ukip-former-chairman-suzanne-evans-ends-leadership-hopes-and-bac/

>New ICM Poll
twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/757880315423711232

>Syrian refugees on remote Scottish island
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

>Theresa May in Northern Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

>French press fury after Hollande caves in to May
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/hollande-caves-may-french-press-reacted/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141
twitter.com/AskLloydsBank/status/758553448153481216
labour-uncut.co.uk/2016/07/27/speaker-poised-to-strip-labour-of-designation-as-her-majestys-opposition-in-autumn/
bbc.co.uk/news/36894851
thesun.co.uk/news/1513269/sun-investigation-exposes-isis-sick-car-bomb-bid-to-strike-at-heart-of-uk/
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/14/left-reject-eu-greece-eurosceptic
theguardian.com/science/2016/jul/28/yorkshire-is-most-anglo-saxon-region-in-the-uk-dna-analysis-suggests
youtube.com/watch?v=EGHE-RIx3Dg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712649/Judges-block-Nicola-Sturgeon-s-totalitarian-law-appoint-named-person-child-Scotland.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for Steven Woolfe

Nth for karen

Who is Owen Jones?

Why the fuck did the last thread decend into /r9k/ status?

Fuck off back there if all you want to do is whine about not having a girlfriend. This is Sup Forums.

When will he snap Sup Forums?

>bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141
The gift that just keeps on giving.

This is such a sad bunch, can you just kys or get jobs. I genuinely hate brit/pol/.

I hope you lads are preparing for the upcoming race war.

Brit/pol/ turns into /r9k/ when nothing interesting is going on.

>Sky's Martin Brunt: "I Could Have Killed Them All"
That video is better sketch comedy than anything the BBC has produced in years.

In case you need to redpill someone on the Lloyds Bank closures.

twitter.com/AskLloydsBank/status/758553448153481216

a leftist cuck who likes to get his neghole pozzed

To be honest I feel far more strongly about REMOVING than getting a girlfriend, not sure if that's healthy or not

I don't want to do either.

I'm a mix of three different races, who's side am I on?

What does everyone think will happen to Labour when Corbyn wins?

Labour split? Or the MPs come crawling back?

Also, everyone seen this?
labour-uncut.co.uk/2016/07/27/speaker-poised-to-strip-labour-of-designation-as-her-majestys-opposition-in-autumn/

Imagine if the SNP were the official opposition, for fucks sake.

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S P L I T

Seppuku m8

a delusional blogger

wtf i love /brit/ pol now

What's a neghole and what is pozzed?

I'd rather have YTKD back than 'tfw no gf' fags

And I spent like 3 days getting YTKTD to leave

Your military is apparently interested in buying out the SABRE engine tech.

>tfw it's gonna be another "America steals Britain's invention" episode

>bbc.co.uk/news/36894851

bbc.co.uk/news/36894851

>Patriotism not in Corbyn's make-up, Owen Smith claims

Patriotism not in Corbyn's make-up, Owen Smith claims

And your Trump threads every 5 seconds are so wonderful.

Go on a mass shooting or something you stinky nigger.

you're a joke

Not this again.

You do realise the only Copper here was the one who came in at the end and Tazered him?

Fuck off Tripfag

>I'd rather have YTKD back

yeah just ask the monkey's paw for anything I'm sure it'll be fine

Sorry our country is actually relevant

Join the white side and we'll give you a comfy retirement package in a colony of your choice once it's over

Yeah siding with the IRA and that should have given it away oh and being in the Labour party.

If you don't know you're better off not knowing.

tfw no gf is part of being a brit/pol/ack

although these threads are just filled with spoiled middle class kids

>Normies in Magaluf

We are officially uncucked after Brexit.

Meanwhile you have Black Lives Matter idiots and Obama in charge.

they'll come crawling back and become a party within a party with their own whips office, they justify by saying they need to be united to oppose the meanie weenie towies but really it's because they know whoever controls the labour brand gets the labour vote.

>Guy apprehended without a death and a dog murdered

>Implying that's real

>Perfidious yank

Fucking hell what are they playing at, this is pretty much a terrorist attack guide in the form of a newspaper article

thesun.co.uk/news/1513269/sun-investigation-exposes-isis-sick-car-bomb-bid-to-strike-at-heart-of-uk/

>having police people without weapons

Normies need to be purged our country, Spain can have them

>tfw voted leave just to fuck up normie holidays

feels good

Into my arse a load that spills
From yon big bull it blows:
What are those poz dismembered pills,
What negholes, what loads are those?
That is the land of pozzed content,
I see it cumming plain,
The happy BBC where I sat
And cannot poz again.

I own a car, have a girlfriend, and a job. Am I a normie?

Yes it's always good to read that the smidgens of your white population are being executed by niggers.

Carry on.

This is the symbolic end, the real end date is Indian independence

This ended in no deaths, how is that bad?

>mate just turned 28
>Wants to have a "lads holiday" in magaluf for his 30th
>A FUCKING FORTNIGHT IN MAGALUF
>Known him for going on 10 years and is one of my closest friends so I'm basically required to go
>Secretly hoping for a serious but non fatal injury the day before the flights

>i told you this would happen

>not killing criminals

We need to cooperate with the Spanish to nuke Magaluf and blame it on the Mussies.

>tfw working class but live next to a council estate and feel like royalty by comparison

>Nobody hurt
>criminal apprehended successfully

only an American would think that this was poor policing

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>Tfw TSB
Get fucked Lloyds bankers.

I had hoped to get fucked. I had been cucked.

Pay reparations

Yes. Get out.

When you rejoin, paddy.

That was America's fault you daft cunt

>SCUTLUND

JUST

What did he mean by this?
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/14/left-reject-eu-greece-eurosceptic

>tfw Santander
>They're making me have to go outside of my comfy home where I work and pick up a new debit card despite me not using my current one for over two years

fuck em

Don't be a snob. They're working class too. Nothing wrong with council housing.

>allowing criminals to live

go /rk9/ or kill yourself.

I'd rather you chose option 2

Lads what was this poem talking about in it's original time? Today I read it as an outcry against having our country be overrun and changed by migrants, but the poem is ancient.

>Into my heart an air that kills
>From yon far country blows:
>What are those blue remembered hills,
>What spires, what farms are those?

>That is the land of lost content,
>I see it shining plain,
>The happy highways where I went
>And cannot come again.

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Andy Murray is such a miserable cunt, seriously what the fuck is his problem?

Tbf to Owen he came out very quickly after brexit and said we should accept the result rather than most metropolitan remainiacs who whined and called for a second referendum

>Not Barclays or Halifax
Plebs.

theguardian.com/science/2016/jul/28/yorkshire-is-most-anglo-saxon-region-in-the-uk-dna-analysis-suggests

>21% Irish

Why are brits Irish in denial?

Daily Reminder

Didn't his primary school get shot up.

He's Scottish

>tfw HBOS

feels good man

There's a lot wrong with this council housing, trust me lad. Probably 1 in 10 flats actually had a functional family. Every person I knew from there looked forward to being able to escape that shithole for a day, even if all we did was sit in a field and played Pokémon or some shit.

>Not having a proper trained armed force unit.
youtube.com/watch?v=EGHE-RIx3Dg

I guess your affirmative action accounts for most of these?

Not to mention that degrees in:
Black Studies
Gender Studies
Womens issues
etc. mean anything.

On the world stage American Degrees are worthless.

You're the ones that say "HURR ENGLUNDS NOT LELTIC".

Fuck off.

>be bong
>get shot

A fucking fortnight?

Surely even the laddiest bloke would get tired after a week.

Maybe you can make your excuses and find some local culture, historical attractions or AoNB in the day, the thing about the brit resorts as they are usually based on places that had genuine high class tourism at some point.

Just say you're ill for a few days, it's trivial.

The problem with council housing is the tenants, not the property

Yeah and I was stabbed when I was 14 I don't walk around with a face like a sour cunt, he needs to get the fuck over it.

Fucking miserable bastard, seriously.

No we're not

Pay reparations

>is scottish
>almost got killed in a school shooting

Because he probably voted leave since he's actually left wing.

>read up on the economics of the famine instead of just going 'lolo potato niggers'
>actually feel quite guilty for making fun of it

er

he was born in scotland, not england

He was in Dunblane the exact same day the shooting happened.

Yeah, he was in Dunblane. I'd bang his missus though.

REEE FUCK OFF HILLARY BLAIRITES REEEEEEE

Will Nicola Sturgeon be crying for another referendum after her plan to have state appointed people spy on children has been crushed by the Supreme Court?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712649/Judges-block-Nicola-Sturgeon-s-totalitarian-law-appoint-named-person-child-Scotland.html

>be American
>belong to the most hated country that has ever existed

wewlad

He's a gay cokehead party animal, I'm sure he'll be happy to dance and suck foreign dick for 14 continuous days.

>not building artificial cities to practice in
>tfw a local US police department warned the Belgians specifically about the airport bombing

lol what?

You get no reparations, suck my dick.

So? It's not excuse.

EXCUSES!!!! Surely his English wife should be cheering him up with her happy vibes?

He was in the school, in a different classroom.

Law states one nation can not own land outside of Earth. Therefore that info graphic is irrelevant and your still the worlds most useless world super power in history.
You are the big boy and yet you don't have an Empire.

Wait I retract what I said, she looks as autistic as he does.

Two peas in a pod.