/ausnz/+friends

It's getting a little hot in here edition.

me on the left

Should I go to sleep?

128 Hours and 13 Minutes till Christmas guys

I much prefer being spit on and having someone else spit into my mouth than being pissed on, which I'd consent to but not proactively propose

Not looking forward to it desu

sc*T and g*Re and other subhuman "fetishes"

What?
>hey mom, you know you don't have to get me o-only boys clothes for Christmas...

live is pain anyways

One day you'll get the Christmas spirit.
Then you'll enjoy it.

scat's gross but guro is nice
Yeah something like that

*enters the thread*

What're your thoughts on vore?

xr*Stmas is overcommercialised
I was in the city on Sunday and it's full of f*L*Pinos taking pictures of the shit tier "decorations" on their iPh*Nes and loudspeakers blaring meme xr*Stmas music all around

I can't see it happening, I'm quite the Grinch

not nice

*Welcomes you*

fuck offfuck off also

LITERALLY what is the appeal of guro
I'm into bdsm but guro is going too far

I've been waiting for you!

>tfw you will be alone on christmas and new years eve
why is the "happiest time of the year" so depressing?

HOT

Welcome, welcome, this thread's just getting started
Not a fan desu

I'll come and visit you, bud!

Ohhh
You're no fun, I hope that changes in the future.
Still got plenty of Christmases to go.

HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAH

regular evening weather here
and awfully low humidity

O-oh
I hope your birthday is going well!

I'm gonna go practice my French on Dulingo now everyone!

Don't lewd up my thread too much now :3

but no gay okay
who else /aficacorps/ here?

it certainly is now!

Is holding hands gay?

Nope I'm /desert rats/
Only if you don't wear a condom

>/afrikacorps/
>Rommel
Nice """""General""""" you have there, what's the point in only have good tactics and being retarded at strategy.
Wehraboos OUT

God I hate Wehraboos so much

wer /bündesrepublik/ hier

Germany was a mistake

me bedtime now

good night everyone

>using Mosley's face in this context

good night sissi

Goodnight matey.
Have a good sleep.

Sleep well cutie
Mosley was a traitor but this was the first antigerman image I found

GOODNIGHT!

Hey everyone

Question for those down south: is it really that different down there? I hear you even get more snow (never snows here but we got a little bit tiny home town).

Where is "here"?

temperature is the main difference desu
The North/South divide is really overstated in my opinion, the only difference is between Auckland and the rest of the country.

I wouldn't know temperature wise, the furthest north I've ever lived is Christchurch
>snow
It varies, I only remember it snowing for a day or two down here(Dunedin) this year, and I think it was pretty mild last year as well

Although if you're looking for extreme temperatures and snow central Otago's the place

It's raining it's pouring

It only snowed once last year in Dunedin I think

That's good, sorry I've been so slack lately

Spooky, it was raining here earlier but it's not now

Have you been busy lately?

It came up to visit me.
Needed some rain desu, it's a nice break.

Not more than usual, I just haven't had Sup Forums open as much and been feeling a little run down
In some ways it's a good thing because I haven't been wasting time on Sup Forums

I hope you start feeling better soon.
Tis the season afterall

Wanganui, I love this country though I want to experience something a bit less intense. There are alright people but I wanna go somewhere a bit more humble.

>Wanganui
>intense
Are we talking about the same place?

>this country

Whats intense about Wanganui?
>I wanna go somewhere a bit more humble.
You'll be searching for a while m80.

What do you mean?

Frequent raining & storms are great.
Work has pretty much told me to stay home and stay safe until they've eased up.

Sounds comfy?

>woke up again

Morning buddy, you're up early.
Sleep well?

have a good sleep?

So? Takes your clothes off

yea i dont know... its 6am here and bolice drove past my house with sirens

too short desu.

and how have you lads been?

Days been alright, actually was productive today for a change.
>6am here and bolice drove past my house with sirens
Wow how rude of them, no consideration for the sleepers.

That's not good to hear, I've been fine, just opened a beer that I'm going to drink

Why don't you go back to sleep for a few more hours?

have to get to work at 8
Might lay down for 30 minutes or so desu

Ok. Do you think you will have a busy day ahead?

Thinking about masturbating.
Your thoughts?

I will do later.

I'm also thinking about that

Don't do it. God is watching.

Ew the old creep.

That's perfect for an exhibitionist like me

>Click on porn
>This is hot but I'll keep my weenis in my pants
>Ok maybe I'll take it out but I won't touch it
>Ok maybe I'll rub it but just a bit
>Ok maybe I'll just go until I get to "that point"
>Fuck now it hurts I might as well just do it
>wtf why did I do that I'm guilty and hate myself now

>I'm guilty and hate myself now
I don't get this bit people some people say they feel guilty after jacking it.
Why?

If you keep acting up he may flood the entire world.

That just made my penis 10 times harder.
Touching my peepee can cause millions to die, thats a lot of power my dick has.

>christcucks

Realization that you just jacked off to pixels sets in

I am hungry.

Hi hungry I'm dad.

You should feel ashamed

...

Don't do that

Keep doing that.

Just came, thank you all for being on this journey with me.

You're most welcome.

...

My dad got a call from Foxtel unexpectedly, he's been on the phone for about 20 mins wasting the sales persons time. lol

Just finished my beer, good thing I'm prepared and have another one ready to go

b-but they're both girls
That's forbidden!

Who else here /devilish/ ?

Whatcha drinking buddy?

that's perfectly fine

Some fancy craft beer that was on special
Girls should NOT love other girls

Monteiths is nice.
I like their golden larger.

*unironically makes first post on /ausnz/*