Be British

>Be British
>Have one moment's taste of perfect freedom
>Die

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they just dont have the physical strength to endure American Freedom.Been bred out of them.

Those laws and cameras really are there for the Brits best interests.

>he can't eat 3 Mcdonalds (TM) cheeseburgers at the same time

I feel bad for britbongs

you gotta work your way up to gulping whole burgers, that takes time

Please cuck me.
PLEASE cuck me with your BIG, STRONG, RUGGED ALL AMERICAN HANDS.

I NEED your superior American seed. American men are STRONG and we are LITTLE BRIT SISSIES. Our genes are inferior.

OH HYEES YA GEEZER BIG AMERICAN PENIS FOR YOU

>Be American
>Can't handle banter
>Doesn't want a cheeky nandos with the lads
>Attempts to sue m8s

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Freedom is not Free.

He couldn't handle so much freedom.

nice divide and conquer thread merchant

I've always wanted this!

I'm a bongmissle now

British """""soldiers"""""

youtube.com/watch?v=JRfD9BdHC5o

> Britfags will defend this

>Wanting to eat any amount of McDonalds at any time

It costs $1.05

american """""""""""marines""""""""
youtube.com/watch?v=NE1l4-vo8I4

>Burgers will defend this

I can't defend that, but it did get the shit beaten out of it and it now lives in hiding.

So some good came of it. It's probably dead now.

Here's a navy seal.

Oh and did you know that in Iran it's legal to have a sex change and it's actually quite common?

I too was shocked at this, considering they hang homosexuals from cranes. Weird place, weird people.

>I too was shocked at this, considering they hang homosexuals from cranes
Precisely why they force faggots to have sex changes, coz then it's not technically gay anymore according to their laws

>18 year old marines scared under mortar fire for the first time
i can see youve never been in combat, you lime sucking jody

Why would anyone even try that?

Only non-combat soldiers act like this with incoming rounds.

t. Army Infantry

For the bantz lad

Thats why I'm vegan

>Brits haven't discovered the Heimlich Maneuver.

This is even better then the Hungarian vs Romanian fights.

So the reason you're vegan is that you don't trust yourself enough to eat a burger?

Burgers 1 Brits 0

>watch this
Kek

...

youtube.com/watch?v=gW4AOknNLn0

Wrong as usual burger bro. Former 3rd Batallion para, did tours in both shitholes

I know. I just like to break out out when some obnoxious "muh superior American soldiers" fag turns up

>comparing 30 year old infantry to 18 year old pogs

>thinks his british """"soldiers""""" are good at all
the only time youve ever won a war is when your enemy was armed with knives and bows, as soon as they got guns, one by one you lost every single colony

>Being this defensive
Found the marine

>as soon as they got guns, one by one you lost every single colony
Ah american education at it's finest

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Really fires up my neurons...

name one war youve ever won where the enemy was armed with guns were we, russia or france didnt come save your ass

His life lead to this moment. It was worth 99p.

>a father of three
>dies eating cheeseburger
Well, that's depressing.

British people cannot handle the power of a real burger. The first Brit burger chain was called Wimpy, because the Brits the Brits knew real burgers could kill them.

>he experienced so much freedom in a single moment that it killed him
kek at least he died knowing what its like to be free

When will the UK ban these assault burgers? Why is nothing being done?

India

F

We should all be so lucky to go that way.

Napoleonic war

How about you name one war where you've ever won on your own.

pro-tip - you can't

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without russia

i said where they werent armed with knives and bows

Nope. The war of the seventh coalition saw the British bailed out by half of Europe, notably Prussia Russia and Spain.

The falklands. Name a single war America has won

Who needs to win alone when we can use our Jews to get others to die for us? Diversity is your strength, goyim!

Who defeated Napoleon.

Wrong. You only stole los islas malvinas argentinas because we kept the Soviets off your back. Besides, it's not really a war when you're just slaughtering savages whole sale. It's just colonialism.

Revolution

The coalition. How ignorant of history are you?

Falklands has been ours before Argentina was created.

Wrong, we did at the battle of waterloo.

Except India had fucking guns you pleb. and rockets which we promptly stole for a laugh

also
>war you've won on your own
>war of independance
France and Spain would like to have a word m8

>implying France didn't win it

Just chew your food, m8

this thread never gets old

A small paki penis was behind this post

>You only stole los islas malvinas argentinas because we kept the Soviets off your back
This is some 4D chess level of shitposting tbqfh

Why can't you stop the kissing?

>29
>father of three
lol what a cuck

The Mexican-American War

The Second Carnatic War
The Third Carnatic War
3rd Anglo-Mysore War
Irish Rebellion of 1798
4th Anglo-Mysore War
Gunboat War
Peninsular War
Conquest of French Guiana
War of 1812
Revolt of the Mercenaries
Rebellions of 1837
Bhutan War
Second Boer War
Irish War of Independence
S-Plan
Northern Campaign
1951 Anglo-Egyptian War
Border Campaign
Falklands War

That's victories primarily on our own not against niggers with sticks, your turn...

I thought we weren't counting savages

>Former 3rd Batallion para
What kind of torture did you have to endure? I know they torture you there.

Yet you post multitudes of savages


>War of 1812
A draw isn't a win lad

ban assault burger

Seven Years' War
Peninsular War
First Opium War
What's your point?

Eh wasn't really that bad desu. Worst part for me was the resistance to interrogation shit. My natural inclination was to mouth off which gets you in the shit

>Worst part for me was the resistance to interrogation shit.
How bad is it? Do they actually hurt you or is it just mild shit like stress position etc?
And by mouth off you mean antagonizing the interrogators?

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>Conquest of French Guiana

W-what?

freedom aint free

Fucking kek, a buck 'O five.

Spanish American War
Pacific theatre

>immortalised forever in The Darwin Awards

You must start small. Get burgers from Wendy's first.

>Natural Selection isnt real

>FATHER OF THREE dies
>natural selection

Irish """education""" everyone.

mostly "mild" shit with the ocasional swift punch to the gut / kidneys when necessary.
>And by mouth off you mean antagonizing the interrogators?
Pretty much

>swift punch to the gut / kidneys
That must be extremely painful. How old were you when you went through this?

>be American
>shit your pants on a weekly basis

>Retards can jizz in women enough to still reproduce before they die
That is the selection silly brit. Nature will find a way.

> (((Commiefornia)))
> America

Choose 1

> it did get the shit beaten out of it and it now lives in hiding.

badass, sauce?

is this actually legally allowed to be sold as food in amerika?

Is NOONE going to check these digits?

>the act of reproduction is the only thing that goes into long term generational survival

those kids are statistically less likely to reproduce now that they are missing their father.

Catholic schools are a stripe better than the state indoctrination facilities you bogon fucks seem to accept paying for.

i pooped my pants when i was 4
does that count?

>That must be extremely painful
Don't worry I'm a big guy/ Also pretty sure that;s the point since real interrogation is even worse since they have no restraints

>How old were you when you went through this?
19 the first time. Resistance to interrogation is part of SERE which you are supposed to do annually

Blucher.

Wellington just camped a hill and waited for the Prussians to carry the flank.

Is that a weekly event?

so you have to do it every year? is it always bad?

Also any deployments? Fuck I wish I could ask you more, anyway we can talk outside 4chin

>Coincidence
He was probably choked to death by a nigger.

>so you have to do it every year? is it always bad?
Yeah and it's never fun. The year 3 para rotated into SFSG it seemed worse, but that could have been because I was more worried about fucking up than normal

>Also any deployments?
Yeah in both Afghan and Iraq

Like a typical Brit he could not handle all that FREEDOM!

F

How did it change once it became SFSG? Any interesting stories from your deployment?

>How did it change once it became SFSG?
Seemed like they were pushing harder and being rougher than normal. Like i said could have been mental on my part or could have been they were pushing harder knowing what we were going to be doing

>Any interesting stories from your deployment?
Depends what you consider interesting. Did tell one in brit/pol/ a while back about how we killed a bunch of hajis just as they tried to surrender

.>Be American
>Taste "perfect freedom" every day.
>12th highest obesity rate in the world.

>Did tell one in brit/pol/ a while back about how we killed a bunch of hajis just as they tried to surrender
kek story pls?

I have to go if the thread is still up when i get back I'll read it.
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