Truth, Justice and the Soviet Way

Truth, Justice and the Soviet Way.

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What if Superman was raised by Mexico?

Wouldn't 'Freedom, Equality, and Brotherhood?' make more sense in-world?

he would have a big hat and a poncho instead of a cape and then in the reboot he would keep the poncho but no hat and it would piss everyone off

Justice League: Gods and Monster amigo

Not in Mexico per se, but illegal Mexican immifrants, so close enough

Was done. Justice League Gods and Monsters.
Superman raised by Mexican illegals. Turns into Superman and good but takes no shit and will off a fucker.

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Soviet Superman
Nazi Superman
Mexican migrant Superman

Post more Supermans. Is there an Asian, African and French Superman?

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rape baby 'not Zod' raised on a farm isn't exactly good, he's like begrudgingly good. I don't think he'd remain good for very long, especially if he has the same lifespan as Clark

sure, there's lot's of Superman's

In what crazy world do you come from where Chinese counts as asian?

He's not begrudgingly good, he genuinly wants what's best, but willing to go too far and get his hands dirty. He decides to become more like classic Superman in the end.

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Optiman is my favorite Superman.

It was fun because he was hilariously incompetent. I loved the running gag about his parents moving to far away places distancing themselves from him

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Lies, Subversion and the Soviet way

Whats a soviet superman going to do? Send people to the gulags with superspeed? Burn the people who disagree with the state with his xray vision?

not really, he isn't Superman out of the goodness of his heart, he does it for the wrong reasons.

Fun fact. In the universe where all the Justice League is black. Batman is still white.

cuz he rich

>he isn't Superman out of the goodness of his heart
Yes he is, while he is not primarily about saving people and stuff, he wants to make the world a better place, by force if needed.

>Burn the people who disagree with the state with his xray vision?
That's not how it works, Agamemnon.

he's like if Magneto was Superman, tragic childhood, doesn't inspire hope, lives on fear, might makes right, etc.

How about Italian mobster Superman?

Except he is not racist towards normal people and does consider changing his ways by the end.

The Party, The Worker, and the NEP Way

Wasn't that when Zod cucked Jor-el

so does Magneto eventually, but they're very similar.

So did Magneto in his last solo until Bunn forgot that and made him send muggas into mist.

>implying the beard isn't telling enough

Chinese Superman

I never understood red sun's superman's thought process.
He had no problems with mindfucking his own citizens into Soviet slaves yet he was too good to invade the United States and wanted them to join socialism willingly. Why?

It didn't make a lot of sense. Despite being raised under Stalin, his approach mirrored Trotsky a hell of a lot more.

because he was raised to believe in these ideals, from his perspective he is doing what he considers the best for them, protecting them from themselves since they simply don't know better, he is superman so of course he would think killing anyone who disagrees with him would be wrong, which is why taking the rest of the planet by force wouldn't be right

Superman: El Pollo Diablo

>the NEP Way
The NEP was a very controversial, and was abolished after the 20s. If Red Son Superman is Stalinist era, he would never have said that.

Because the writers of Red Son aren't Communists and don't really understand how Communists think, why they think that way, and how they function in society in relation to how they really are to how they think they are.

So you end up with things like from this idiot. >protecting them from themselves since they simply don't know better
Communists don't think that they know better than 'the people'. Communists believe what they believe is really what 'the people' believe, and therefore implicitly those that don't aren't part of this mythical 'the people'. This isn't reflected very well with the typical cynical evil oppressive totalitarian communist boogeyman that stupid anti-communists peddle which Red Son unsurprisingly falls into.

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So how would a realistic Soviet Superman think and act like, from the POV of a Russian?
Would he believe in a benevolent, but naive/unknowing Tsar (and bad dukes surrounding him), procrastinate a lot, generate problems and solve them in a monumental effort, then go back and have a shashlik party with his family?

>Whats a soviet superman going to do? Send people to the gulags with superspeed? Burn the people who disagree with the state with his xray vision?

Remove part of their brain and install device that replaces said part and allows him to control them. Then again, he did it to Brainiac and other "bad guys"

>I WONT KILL THEM BUT I WILL MAKE THEM ZOMBIES

>Then again, he did it to Brainiac

He made Brainiac do it to himself. How did he know it worked? Brainiac told him it did.

Okay.

>luthor constantly screaming he's not a racist

that shit was great

I need to read this sometime

Any link fampai ?

"What if Superman was raised by Mexico?"

I think 'e was in Robot Chicken. I know it turned the Bionic Man in t'the 6 Million Peso Man.

>Wouldn't 'Freedom, Equality, and Brotherhood?' make more sense in-world?

Not if y' were a sister.

What if Superman was raised in Afghanistan?

I like how this Luthor actually did make the world a better place after defeating the alien. Usual Luthor is a guy who uses this excuse to try and defeat Superman but never follows through.