Be Canadian

[Carter Adams]

>be Canadian
>can go outside without worrying about being run over my vehicles
>can go to the cinema without getting shot
>can get pulled over by cops and not have to worry about getting shot
>can go to the airport and not have to worry about my fight being hijacked
>can smoke weed without the cops shooting me
>can go to the mall without being shot at
>can drive on the road with BLM activists blocking the street
>don't have to worry about terrorists threatening my country

Why is Canada so based bros?

[Wyatt Perez]

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[Dominic Thomas]

We'll have this conversation again in a few years, leaf.

[Henry James]

Fuck that's offensive bro'

[Isaiah Gray]

Canada is fucking GOAT, nothing bad ever happens
the only "banter" anyone has is making fun of the flag which is pretty funny

[Joseph Torres]

tbqh I think Leaves have long surpassed Aussies in quality shitposting, but I'd still choose to save a single Aussie over a million Leaves.

[Wyatt Butler]

Being irrelevant and boring really is quite a blessing.

[Lincoln Nguyen]

>be Canadian

[Andrew Ortiz]

Your PM is cancer. Enjoy being diversified.

[Jackson Brown]

Funny how people try to make fun of Canada for being "overrun" with Muslims depsite our percentage of Muslims being the same or lower than most Western and Northern European nations.