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>You arrive in England

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They can now make apples keep for 6 months

Post the song that reminds you of your oneitis lads

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Guess this should be updated 2bh

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amazing how much clear skin affects your looks

Stop being an acne-ridden virgin and start a skin care routine

the new laptop is very slow lads
very disappointed

Enjoy your craptocurrency while you can. Once central banks decide to get in on the action and take control of the market, your currency will be quite literally worthless and useless

have a method for christmas shopping
>set aside an evening
>go on amazon
>drink
>randomly work through the family
>allow myself half an hour max to choose for someone if i'm struggling with what to get them
>if i haven't chosen something at the end of the half hour randomly pick from one of the open tabs
>move on
people at the end of my shopping evening don't get very good presents tbqh cos i'm a bit pissed but i never take more than one evening to get it all done

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based

amazing how much redditspacing affects your posts
stop being an acne-ridden virgin and get over yourself

update what

doesnt mean i wont make a million in the meantime

*buys XRP*

Dubs

The poor guys I’m absolutely killing them on the big unit deals

>he doesn't have a hardware wallet

haha oh my DAYS enjoy getting hacked your software wallet cucks

oi! oi cunt!

haha nah mate you're alright

abos are essentially white

Anyone got the new Argos ‘log
?

think you may be onto something

are macbooks slow lads? this win10 laptop can't even keep up with how fast i type

REACHED INSIDE COS IT'S LIKE THAT

CAME BACK OUT WITH A SILVER GAT

FIRED AT THE PUNK AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE

I HAD TO SHOW THE NIGGA WHAT TIME IT WAS

the virgin pom

the chad australian

land of the free

doing a post lads

just imagine living in australia, boggles the mind

>g'day than dingo mate, AW CRIKEY LOOK AT THAT ROO OVER THERE

*gets sunburn*

>AW CRIKEY MATEY THERE'S A CROCODILE!!!

Lil old me I thought my world was progressive cause my President was black, 25 lightbulbs on the dresser

haha i've made him angry with my superior posting

what is it that makes yanks so yankish
trying to suss why they're so different compared to other english-speaking cunts

>Be Australian
>Drink VB

La Creatura de las Islas Britanicas

america isn't an anglo country you spacker

doing a poast

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german blood

becausew they are a bunch of forrins who just adopted english language but they FORRIN AT HEART

DIOS MIOS

La Monstruosidad Inglesa

so it's just the melting pot bit?

can't stand the man when he's in troll mode

Which one should I watch!

don't think an ambulance costs three thousand dollars also if you are in a good enough condition to have an uber drive you to the emergency room you don't need an ambulance and are taking it away from someone who is in an actual life threatening situation

UNA VELA

Don't imagine she was aware Uber raped and murdered a British woman yesterday.

La Aberracion

Mr Bean

Actually that's a triumph of pure capitalism. The underpaid driver and and underinsured patient undermine crony capitalism in a voluntary transaction

can't use this fucking touch pad lads
how do i scroll?

*grabs a brit by the throat*
heard u were talkin shit about steve irwin
talk shit about islam one more time i dare u bruv

you use your nose to scroll lad

Los Pecados de Dios

Steve Islam

capitalism is the reason an ambulance costs $3k in the first place though

Saying a rhyme ain’t a crime
If I can say it to you it must be true

>those millions of views on shitty clickbait videos

Kill yourselves

Bindi has her dads nostrils
Just sayin

would rather be shot by a pistol then get acid splashed in my face. at least if im shot i have a chance and living with a normal face

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHOON! CHOON!
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you can be disfigured by a bullet retard

>Actually that's a triumph of pure capitalism. The underpaid driver and and underinsured patient undermine crony capitalism in a voluntary transaction

brainlet.mp3

*rubs a yank's belly*

>gets shot in the face

Ah yes, Braz..fuck

don't meme me
NOT in the mood right now!

*releases the hounds on wacky bruce*
*lay back in my armchair and puff on my cigar as I hear his muffled screams in the distance*

only if you get shot in the face in which case you'd likely be dead anyway "retard"

not even memeing lad, try it

Uber can be a lifeline for women, people of colour, LGBT people, and people with disabilities, for whom black cabs are not an option and night buses can feel unsafe.

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You'd be amazed what surgeons can do. There's images of people who have shot their own face apart with a rifle in a failed suicide attempt, and they were stitched back together really well. Can't do that with acid destroyed skin.

remember when Get Rich and Die Tryin and The Massacre came out? Everyone at school was going sick

why is no one talking about this?
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don't have a brainlet small enough to do justice to this rancid room-clearing mind fart

Alri, Owen Jones

La Abominacion

Remember when Linkin Park Meteora came out?

more like you don't have an argument

no because i wasn't a plebeian

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT

Yes you was

It's still surprisingly white here (small farm town), if I'm 2bchw(You).

That Brit lad who couldn't stand the pain after acid and went to Switzerland to end himself.
To be fair. He burned the coal. Sexual equality.

>To be fair. He burned the coal. Sexual equality.

La Atrocidad

might move to britain so i can vote for more pakis into power

The Beatles were famously a four piece, bit of trivia for you there.

>239
actually underaged

small farm towns are /comfy/

city soyboys must be gassed

Lol @ passersby leaving the scene after being fought off

Sorry for the victim though

it was me using astral projection to superficially implant my inner consciousness onto the 3-dimensional plane as an act of banter

Toil beckons lad, need to start getting ready but can't be fucked.

The influence of Hitler on modern popular music

I will never stop slurping delicious soy milk

El Monstruo Estupido

not only do aliens exist but they rule over us

>city soyboys must be gassed
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bit anti-semitic

*enters the thread*