>You arrive in England
/brit/
They can now make apples keep for 6 months
Post the song that reminds you of your oneitis lads
Guess this should be updated 2bh
amazing how much clear skin affects your looks
Stop being an acne-ridden virgin and start a skin care routine
the new laptop is very slow lads
very disappointed
Enjoy your craptocurrency while you can. Once central banks decide to get in on the action and take control of the market, your currency will be quite literally worthless and useless
have a method for christmas shopping
>set aside an evening
>go on amazon
>drink
>randomly work through the family
>allow myself half an hour max to choose for someone if i'm struggling with what to get them
>if i haven't chosen something at the end of the half hour randomly pick from one of the open tabs
>move on
people at the end of my shopping evening don't get very good presents tbqh cos i'm a bit pissed but i never take more than one evening to get it all done
amazing how much redditspacing affects your posts
stop being an acne-ridden virgin and get over yourself
update what
doesnt mean i wont make a million in the meantime
*buys XRP*
Dubs
The poor guys I’m absolutely killing them on the big unit deals
>he doesn't have a hardware wallet
haha oh my DAYS enjoy getting hacked your software wallet cucks
oi! oi cunt!
haha nah mate you're alright
abos are essentially white
Anyone got the new Argos ‘log
?
think you may be onto something
are macbooks slow lads? this win10 laptop can't even keep up with how fast i type
REACHED INSIDE COS IT'S LIKE THAT
CAME BACK OUT WITH A SILVER GAT
FIRED AT THE PUNK AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE
I HAD TO SHOW THE NIGGA WHAT TIME IT WAS
the virgin pom
the chad australian
land of the free
doing a post lads
just imagine living in australia, boggles the mind
>g'day than dingo mate, AW CRIKEY LOOK AT THAT ROO OVER THERE
*gets sunburn*
>AW CRIKEY MATEY THERE'S A CROCODILE!!!
Lil old me I thought my world was progressive cause my President was black, 25 lightbulbs on the dresser
haha i've made him angry with my superior posting
what is it that makes yanks so yankish
trying to suss why they're so different compared to other english-speaking cunts
>Be Australian
>Drink VB
La Creatura de las Islas Britanicas
america isn't an anglo country you spacker
doing a poast
...
german blood
becausew they are a bunch of forrins who just adopted english language but they FORRIN AT HEART
DIOS MIOS
La Monstruosidad Inglesa
so it's just the melting pot bit?
can't stand the man when he's in troll mode
Which one should I watch!
don't think an ambulance costs three thousand dollars also if you are in a good enough condition to have an uber drive you to the emergency room you don't need an ambulance and are taking it away from someone who is in an actual life threatening situation
UNA VELA
Don't imagine she was aware Uber raped and murdered a British woman yesterday.
La Aberracion
Mr Bean
Actually that's a triumph of pure capitalism. The underpaid driver and and underinsured patient undermine crony capitalism in a voluntary transaction
can't use this fucking touch pad lads
how do i scroll?
*grabs a brit by the throat*
heard u were talkin shit about steve irwin
talk shit about islam one more time i dare u bruv
you use your nose to scroll lad
Los Pecados de Dios
Steve Islam
capitalism is the reason an ambulance costs $3k in the first place though
Saying a rhyme ain’t a crime
If I can say it to you it must be true
>those millions of views on shitty clickbait videos
Kill yourselves
Bindi has her dads nostrils
Just sayin
would rather be shot by a pistol then get acid splashed in my face. at least if im shot i have a chance and living with a normal face
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHOON! CHOON!
youtube.com
you can be disfigured by a bullet retard
>Actually that's a triumph of pure capitalism. The underpaid driver and and underinsured patient undermine crony capitalism in a voluntary transaction
brainlet.mp3
*rubs a yank's belly*
>gets shot in the face
Ah yes, Braz..fuck
don't meme me
NOT in the mood right now!
*releases the hounds on wacky bruce*
*lay back in my armchair and puff on my cigar as I hear his muffled screams in the distance*
only if you get shot in the face in which case you'd likely be dead anyway "retard"
not even memeing lad, try it
Uber can be a lifeline for women, people of colour, LGBT people, and people with disabilities, for whom black cabs are not an option and night buses can feel unsafe.
...
You'd be amazed what surgeons can do. There's images of people who have shot their own face apart with a rifle in a failed suicide attempt, and they were stitched back together really well. Can't do that with acid destroyed skin.
remember when Get Rich and Die Tryin and The Massacre came out? Everyone at school was going sick
why is no one talking about this?
youtube.com
don't have a brainlet small enough to do justice to this rancid room-clearing mind fart
Alri, Owen Jones
La Abominacion
Remember when Linkin Park Meteora came out?
more like you don't have an argument
no because i wasn't a plebeian
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT
Yes you was
It's still surprisingly white here (small farm town), if I'm 2bchw(You).
That Brit lad who couldn't stand the pain after acid and went to Switzerland to end himself.
To be fair. He burned the coal. Sexual equality.
>To be fair. He burned the coal. Sexual equality.
La Atrocidad
might move to britain so i can vote for more pakis into power
The Beatles were famously a four piece, bit of trivia for you there.
>239
actually underaged
small farm towns are /comfy/
city soyboys must be gassed
Lol @ passersby leaving the scene after being fought off
Sorry for the victim though
it was me using astral projection to superficially implant my inner consciousness onto the 3-dimensional plane as an act of banter
Toil beckons lad, need to start getting ready but can't be fucked.
The influence of Hitler on modern popular music
I will never stop slurping delicious soy milk
El Monstruo Estupido
not only do aliens exist but they rule over us
>city soyboys must be gassed
how to destroy your economy forever: the post
bit anti-semitic
*enters the thread*