Care Bears

How do we make them great again?

Full frontal nudity.

Oh wait.

They kinda already are.

Maybe it isn't actually such a great idea to try and revamp all the past successful show in a new modern format?

Ask Lauren Faust to make a cartoon about them

Appoint a new executive producer

Yes, make it dark and edgy.
That way, it will be more believable.

Impossible

YOU GOTA MAKE'EM EXTREME.

Government engineered intelligent bear cubs with particle beam canons implanted into their stomachs.

Make Care-A-Lot Great Again.

Literally fluffy ponies

hire don bluth

make the care bears aliens who've been marooned on earth

make No Heart's eyes blue and hands white, and set him as director of a shady government agency staffed by masculine aryan men which seeks to experiment on the care bears

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>tfw you can't put down your pies, but you really need to fart

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No one? Fine, I'll take the low hanging fruit.

this would be fucking awesome

This

If they give her more leeway I could see it doing better then ponies

Dude, what if we took the Care Bears and made them say "Fuck"!!

Go home, Seth Rogan.

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>hey kid, wanna ss?

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Make sure those Care Bear Cousins stay on THEIR side of the border.
...That or bring back the whismy animation and max out the comfort levels with a bit of that 80s danger..

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Use the first 2 movies' designs as the base, work from there. Ignore DIC's crap. Ignore The Hub's crap.

Make like the rainbow Brite movie and make everything around them dark and depressing and evil but THEY NEVER STOP CARING AND NEVER SURRENDER! THEY KEEP ACTING SWEET AND SACCHIRANE EVEN WHEN FACED WITH INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS!

The problem with Care Bears is that it takes place in heaven, complete with fluffy clouds. No one needs extra love in heaven, everyone's already happy. Heaven's worse problem is a strange sense of apathy since there's nothing to fight against, no real struggle in life. You need to dump The Care bears into Hell, where they can help truly wretched souls and make a real difference. Imagine the Care Bears calming the wails of the damned, or defending a hopeless sinner from being roasted alive by demonic monsters... and they never lose their faith, never stop acting diabetes-sweet. It would be glorious.

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The DiC cartoon was great you fucking pleb.

Have you ever seen the original Care Bears movies?

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I never watched the original series, what did they actually do?
Most easy solution: give em a bit of individuality, vary them a bit more by design. Worked for mlp.

MUCH better than DIC's tv show.

The first 2 movies were better. Deal with it.

No they weren't.

They had a movie animation budget, compared to a television budget that had to be stretched out over a whole series, so it might have looked better.

But plot wise it was nothing special, really bad storytelling.

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