Reminder that Gary Johnson could beat the shit out of Trumpf

Reminder that Gary Johnson could beat the shit out of Trumpf

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Trump can hire people to beat up Johnson for him. In line with Libertarian "values."

guess im #rubbingthejohnson now

>When we get to the debates, if he has anything to say about me, and I'm sure he will
Top kek, Johnson you're not even going to make the debates.

Fake, no black dildo on the bike seat

>Gary "paying a Sherpa to drag me up Everest means I'm qualified to be president" Johnson
>Gary "Jews need to be forced to bake Nazi cakes" Johnson
>Gary "a replica of George Washington's gun given to me as a friendly gift from a colleague? Into the trash it goes" Johnson
>Gary "William Weld is totally a libertarian, just ignore his voting record and positions" Johnson
>Gary I agree with 73% of what Bernie Sanders says" Johnson
>Gary "fuck borders, and worker's rights too" Johnson
>Gary "Iran is a threat to national security because they fund ISIS" Johnson
>Gary "dude I'll just listen to people lmao" Johnson
do people actually take this joker seriously?

>this crusty pasta

And yet, all of it is true

Gary "Trump's a Pussy" Johnson

>riding a $10,000 bike topless

what a fucking Fred. I hate GJ now

Ignore this shill, he wants Trump because Trump and Trudeau share 95% of the same beliefs

t. open borders cuck

Gary "Trump's a pussy, I'm a Johnson, and I'm going to fuck him" Johnson

t. Democrat that wants higher minimum wage and affirmative action and gun control

t. increasingly nervous Koch brother

t. Trumpdeau supporter

Did he just come out of Aushwitz? Why doesn't he have any muscles?

lol no he couldnt, he takes low energy to a new level. He needs to smoke a bowl and take a nap not run for any office

he was testing it out for when he reopens it to send all Jewish bakers there if they refuse to bake nazi wedding ckaes

well i thought it was funny

t. faggot

>JOHNSON WANTS TO FORCE PEOPLE TO BAKE CAKES UNDER THREAT OF GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION
>P-Pay no attention to when Trump wanted to force millions of people to leave the country of their birth
>A-Also ignore when Trump wanted to force people he doesn't like (no fly list) from owning guns!

Too bad Johnson hates guns and would get his ass gunned down.

>another crusty pasta

do you have these in a word file or something in case you need it?

the same shit gets said in every johnson thread

t. somebody that calls Trump "daddy"

Gary Johnson will throw your guns away.

What a fucking faggot.

I like libertarian ideas as far as GOVERNMENT FUCK OFF REEEEEE but we need fucking borders, need to prioritize American jobs because we shouldn't be competing with chink slave labor, and also fuck Muslims.

Q: Where do you stand on gun control?

A: I'm one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who are going to be in line to turn in their guns are law-abiding citizens. Criminals are going to be left with guns. I believe that concealed carry is a way of reducing gun violence.

Q: Do you carry a gun?

A: I don't, and I don't own a gun, but I'd still just as soon have the concealed carry law. If the guy who is going to hold up a car knows there is the possibility of a concealed weapon, he may think twice. We don't have that law here.

Q: But the statistics show that people don't use guns to stop crime. They use them to hurt themselves or innocent people.

A: Yeah, but there is deterrence in the legality of guns. It's also part of the Constitution.

Q: The NRA disagrees with any limits. Do you?

A: I don't believe the laws regarding guns are effective. We're allowed to bear arms. It's part of a free society.

ontheissues.org/2016/Gary_Johnson_Gun_Control.htm

Trump isn't running as a libertarian

>not opening the borders, removing minimum wage, and having mexican slave labor in OUR factories

what a fucking cucked pro-government faggot you are

You're right, he's running as a Democrat. That's the problem

Fuck off, Gary. Enter the real world.

youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

I hope he knows that bike wouldn't exist in a libertarian paridise

Who's Gary Johnson?

>being so cucked and blue-pilled he thinks the world needs a minimum wage

and Gary isn't? He's the one who wants people to get the police called on them over hurt feelings

Trump's worst nightmare

The media and polling places will make it so he miraculously has the 15% needed.

t. Rato/Koch/RMoney

Gary Johnson is running on a classical liberal platform: free market, free trade, minimal government, no socialism

That was the Republican party platform until Reagan ruined it.

Fuck off about the minimum wage faggot, I don't give a shit.

We need borders and chink slave labor is bad for my fellow countrymen.

I work in an industry that is getting rekt by Indian H1B visas. If you compete against third world shitters your wage will get dumped into the toilet that the pooinloo refuses to use. I personally haven't been affected by that shit, but look at commiefornia. Look at Apple and their software engineers. They were told "hey you're going to train your replacement H1B pooers.

We can't have that shit. We have standards here. They don't.

When Joe Rogan stumps you on your policies, you need to not be president...

t. the nigger that wants to get a job with Trump's affirmative action

>P-Pay no attention to when Trump wanted to force millions of people to leave the country of their birth


Implying.

He's never said anything except about illegals.

Anchor babies are a goddamn gray area that needs to be reconsidered, and you know it.

Whats that boy? You got is stick there? Gooooooooooood boyyyy

you left out open borders and anti gun.

dishonest piece of shit, fuck off.

If you work a shitty nigger job, don't get butthurt when shitty niggers take it from you. Get a white man's job or just get better at the nigger job you have. That's called competition and don't try having the government bail you out by banning other people from taking your job, that's what a Democrat or a cuck would want.

>Daddy! The big bad Indian is taking my job away!
>Don't worry, we'll build a yooooooj wall to keep em out
>thanks daddy, I can't survive without help from you

>anti gun

but that's wrong, you retard.
ontheissues.org/2016/Gary_Johnson_Gun_Control.htm

Wild monkey can also do it. Does it make it a better president?
>checking flag... fucking leaf again

>free market, free trade
but he doesn't believe in these or he'd be for people refusing business to anyone they want for any reason, and against TPP

TPP is free trade, and the whole Jewish cake thing is a non-issue because that's how the US has worked for 100 years. I'd rather him dismantle worse forms of government control, like income tax and minimum wage

... I guess I don't have a response. You have me speechless, sir. You win. I'm feeling the Johnson now. I mean why worry about low paying unskilled uneducated workers in my country haha like fuck nationalism and borders and shit lol like why even care about shit like laws and borders and whatever else lol i mean we aren't the greatest nation on earth so we should just merge in with Brazil and China and Nicaragua lol they're such great places and stuff we should all just become one people One Love amirite?

Fuck you, faggot. You're a god damn retard who obviously doesn't work.

thousands of pages of legislation that give corporations control over the government and stifle competition isn't free trade

>and the whole Jewish cake thing is a non-issue because that's how the US has worked for 100 years.
so you don't actually care about libertarianism, you just like Johnson so you can shitpost about it

Open borders is far worse imo

says the code monkey. Don't deny it. We know you're a code monkey, because all pajeets do coding because it's bottom barrel shit you can learn with a chalkboard.

Your job amounts to putting together legos but on a computer screen.

It is a TECHNICIAN job.

If you had an actual job where you had to use your brain, Pajeet would not be able to compete.

Aerospace Engineer, actually.

And if China/Brazil/Nicaragua become Libertarian too, then by the very nature of competition only the strongest will survive and thrive, and the niggers will die of starvation for not providing a necessary service to mankind.

>calls Trump a pussy
>basically uses similar strategy as Trump, but it's not shocking or revealing

>Trumpf

Do you have a speech impediment that is projected into your typing or is kindergarten raiding us? Its 2016 ffs. Grow up.

Combined with no minimum wage and no welfare it isn't, because no beaner will immigrate if their lack of skills only pays them $0.50/hour

Meanwhile, the uncucked Swedes/Germans can come to America without having to wait 10 years and dying by a mudslime before they are granted a visa/green card

IT IS CURRENT YEAR!!!
VOTE TRUMP!!!

BECAUSE IT'S CURRENT YEAR!!!

"It's racist" Johnson squeaked when asked about deportation

as a matter of fact, he wants to allow MORE illegals into the country and get work permits


>---------shit, fag, let's just erase the border

...

>says the code monkey.
I'm a software engineer faggot. Not some summer intern code monkey. I look over entire systems. From the database side to the front end, to getting bitched at by the customer when a bug made them wait 5 extra minutes processing a visit. I've had to recycle 3 different servers just today because some cunts in our biggest customer base bitch at every little hiccup our whole intricate system has.

Go back to flipping burgers, retard. Oh wait, you can't do that anymore because Chow Mein will do that same job for 3 pennies an hour.

Good point. Why care about our fellow countrymen? Let's just import niggers to come and dirty up our streets and increase crime and shit just so you can feel smug about destroying this empire our ancestors built up?

Go away, kike. There are some things more important that pure GDP. Like family and community.

>Gary Johnson

>I've had to recycle 3 different servers

Legos.

Capable of being done by hobbyists.

This is a NEW WORLD country, there is no national identity and no empire. If you want that, go to the UK or Germany. The USA is a nation of immigrants, from English and Dutch from the 16th/17th century, to Germans and French in the 18th, to Irish and Italians in the 19th, and Slavs and Mexicans in the 20th/21st.

This is coming from somebody with pure Anglo blood. My family traces its lineage back to William Bradford of the Mayflower, I am as original white American as it gets. You're probably Irish and catholic, and that's okay because we're not in Europe. Either grow up or move to where your national identity matters.

>there is no national identity

SAYS YOU.

We've got enough national identity for the rest of the nation.

how can one man be so edgy?

>Combined with no minimum wage and no welfare it isn't
No, it's still retarded. Your country is still overrun with foreigners who will vote away your minarchist nonsense.
And I don't care if you're some cuck that wants the government only to defend the interests of the very rich, most of us aren't.

Correct. I wasn't saying it was hard. You just click three times. I was just elaborating on what I do. You need to know what you're doing before taking down entire servers and recycling them. Some serious shit could happen if you fuck up. I mean, we have load balancers that knows what is going on, but still man. Serious shit.

>This is a NEW WORLD country, there is no national identity and no empire.
Holy shit. You couldn't have written a post more in support of what I'm saying if you tried.
NWO STRONG

Who?

Then declare independence.

Why would foreigners move to a country , wait 10 years to become a citizen, then vote away the laws of the country? That makes no sense and would never happen in reality, those immigrants would either starve and leave, or become productive members of society, no longer wanting to remove that which made them wealthy

Please explain to me exactly what the national identity of the USA is so I can refute it.

Fuck off hypercuckold.

Only white countries get this invasion bullshit foisted on us. Go away, we're full

If your job is capable of being done by minimally trained hobbyists, get a real fucking job that can't be taken by Pajeets after a month of night lessons.

Hint: Just because you were able to build a career out of impressing dinosauric old people with your computer know-how doesn't mean you deserve your job. You were just there early enough to pick low-hanging fruit. One could say that wages for computer jobs that can be done by teenagers were WAAAAAAAAAAY inflated for more than a decade.

You just went full jew

Never go full jew

>That makes no sense and would never happen in reality
It does happen in reality you complete retard. It happens wherever there is mass immigration from non-whites.

>trudeau
>beliefs

They are more like romantic delusions

A FUCKING LEAF

The US is not a white country. Blame Abe Lincoln and Andrew Johnson for not deporting niggers, or Lyndon Johnson/Richard Nixon for not giving the niggers their own country in Alabama/Mississippi.

It's like someone from /fit/ decided to run for the party of autists.

>Please explain to me exactly what the national identity of the USA is so I can refute it.
Read this, faggot.

Fuck off, Pajeet. Go back to swimming in your river of shit and dead bodies. You aren't welcome here. We don't need to flood our job market more than it already is. I know that doesn't exist there, but we have a balance we must strike here or we'll also be swimming in shit and bodies.

Show me one case where immigrants came to a country with NO WELFARE NOR MINIMUM WAGE and changed the laws after waiting 10 years to be naturalized

Your projecting too much mate

>>Gary "paying a Sherpa to drag me up Everest means I'm qualified to be president" Johnson
>>Gary "Jews need to be forced to bake Nazi cakes" Johnson
>>Gary "a replica of George Washington's gun given to me as a friendly gift from a colleague? Into the trash it goes" Johnson
>>Gary "William Weld is totally a libertarian, just ignore his voting record and positions" Johnson
>>Gary I agree with 73% of what Bernie Sanders says" Johnson
>>Gary "fuck borders, and worker's rights too" Johnson
>>Gary "Iran is a threat to national security because they fund ISIS" Johnson
>>Gary "dude I'll just listen to people lmao" Johnson
>do people actually take this joker seriously?

Fuckin cyclefag prob blocks traffic and ignores road rules

>just blame dead white men and accept your fate as a third world country, goy

>implying

Sorry buddy, but you aren't entitled to a 'job' where you are basically the resident asshole in the office and browse Reddit for hours while pretending to be busy until you push your five buttons for the hour to keep things from catching on fire.

Also I have a wonderful non-degenerate career path that I love that cannot be realistically replaced by Pajeets.

>doesn't know what supply and demand is
>thinks an unlimited amout of laborers is a good thing for americans
kys faggot

Well, it is in the agricultural sector.

But that's about it.

>Why would foreigners move to a country , wait 10 years to become a citizen, then vote away the laws of the country?

Are you really this naive my (((friend)))

>If your job is capable of being done by minimally trained hobbyists,
this is literally any job if the "minimally trained hobbyist" is dedicated enough. Don't flatter yourself Chaim

link?

>being a libertarian
>calling others cucked and blue-pilled
Oh, jew!

Do you really think I don't have a constitution, nigger?

>"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

Nowhere does that mention race
Oh, maybe the Declaration of Independence!
>"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. "
Wait... That didn't say anything about white men either... Maybe the bill of rights?

>Amendment XV
>Section 1

>The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.
...Wait... my alt-right brain isn't big enough to process this... What does this mean???

>NO WELFARE NOR MINIMUM WAGE
Illegal Mexicans don't get minimum wage, and the adults don't get welfare. Mexicans vote overwhelmingly democrat.
Open border libertarians are so god damn delusional.

What are some immigrants that didn't vote in bloc for their own interests once they reached a certain size?
How about some evidence instead of.
>try my autistic philosophy that has actually never actually been tried but you can't debunk it for that reason, btw it's not communism

>being this mad
fuck your life must suck ass

youtube.com/watch?v=KQIuHGbKckY

Cuba is as left as they come, yet all Cuban immigrants vote Republican. Maybe immigrants leave their country BECAUSE they disagree with the way their country runs?

Underrated.

Illegal Mexicans tend to get DOUBLE minimum wage, actually.

Mostly because they tend to do labor jobs that pay well, and they're paid under the table with no taxes or accountability or shit.

Hilariously, I know a couple of white dudes who do that on occasion because apparently you can go 4 years in the Army and squander all the money and grants and shit they give you and need to do that to make ends meet.