This guy isn't a 'person' in the normal sense. He is a manifestation of spontaneous meme energy, that much is clear. At the end he says, "The clock is our enemy." I think it is crucial we decipher this and find out what he meant by it.
Update: It makes absolutely no sense that none of us have heard of this guy before. I have come up with a theory. Kek disciples on Sup Forums are like a spaceship. Only instead of traveling through space, we travel through parallel universes, timelines. We crossed over into a timeline where this guy exists, he did not exist wherever we were before. So does this mean we are are searching for a timeline where Trump wins? I don’t think so! Google ‘Quantum Suicide’. I think we are searching for a universe where we all survive!!
Asher Rodriguez
Wtf I'm am ever Brite enigma now.
Nathaniel Kelly
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Jaxon Myers
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Austin Ross
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Owen Turner
>arena doors locked due to storm >bernouts staging fart in >inability to escape due to flooding >lightning strikes
MEME IT.
Eli Torres
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Nathaniel Clark
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Jayden Morris
>tfw wanted to go but didn't want to go by myself
Nathaniel Thomas
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Eli Williams
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Kevin Nelson
How many burgers until? Watching his VA rally right now.
Logan Sanders
WTF i love Everbrite now!
Camden Gray
neato
David Jones
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Aaron Moore
Hillary coughs up blood and falls over
Liam Johnson
hope that it injures some people in the convention for the next 5 months to prevent them from voting hillary
Juan Gray
Man this speech sucks ass.
David Foster
I LOVE YOU ZIKA-CHAN!
Angel Morgan
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Jackson Moore
>How many burgers until?
35 minutes
Jacob Baker
You forgot:
>lightning strikes the bernout gas >massive fart gas explosion
Tell me about Kaine. Why doesn't he give speeches?
Kayden Richardson
No, he is getting desperate, he actually flew to Ireland so he could use their retarded laws to go after Twitter, filed some type of shit that would make Twitte do all types of shit, probably hoping they say "fuck it, just unban him"
Very sad situation
Connor Morgan
Blacks and Injuns so far. Looks like a high chance of potpourri tonight.
>When they pronounce hispanic names with no consonants.
Eli Cruz
DNC, that is.
Jacob Fisher
wtf i hate color guards now
William Taylor
I hope they try to get Putin to disavow Trump. Hundreds of reporters end up missing.
Christian Johnson
OH YAY THEY ADDED A FLAG
LOOKS LIKE I NOW SHILL 4 HILL
Adrian Moore
THE STORM IS STARTING THE STORM IS STARTING THE STORM IS STARTING THE STORM IS STARTING THE STORM IS STARTING
Sebastian Stewart
I LOVE YOU ZIKA-CHAN
Easton Green
Is this real life?
Benjamin Brown
Hello guys, I'm going to help write an article for the Nordic Resistance Movement about the chaos during the days of the DNC. I know about some of the major events myself and have the sources to back them up, but I'd love some help on this. Just a tiny short summary of the biggest shitfests that happened during the DNC along with atleast a single source would be highly appreciated.
Jace Williams
>yfw Hillary goes into a coughing fit doing her speech.
Jeremiah Moore
i lemon pledge
Adrian Gutierrez
Anyone here at the Davenport rally?
Parker Wood
>My Twitter is so powerful it can make my enemies move flags!
Carter Long
As expected.
Nolan Bailey
Did the Democrats forget they were the Confederacy during the Civil War?
Zachary Smith
>BORROW >NOT BUY
Camden Thomas
>Fox cuts to the National anthem >looking at this thread on phone >hear voixe >look up and see a woman
God damn that nigga sounds like a man.
Thomas Cruz
I like it. Anything that fucks Twitter pleases me.
Eli Johnson
BET:
Vocal stylings at the end of the anthem deform the melody Over 50% Under 50%
Fuck off Drumpfkin, Iowa is Ted Cruz territory, sniveling coward
Aaron Nelson
I feel for Americans. No one is singing the national anthem with pride. The singers are masturbating their ego's with horrible performances.
Joshua Nelson
>mfw none of those fuckers are saluting correctly
Mason Russell
BRING IT DOWN, THOR.
Landon James
Original post: >Lads, I just came up with an idea. Remember back in 2008 when McCain almost lost Montana due to a bunch of activists putting Ron Paul on the ballot? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election_in_Montana,_2008 Well, why don't we put Bernie on the ballot in a few blue states or harder to get swing states? Here the states I thought about targeting: >New Jersey 800 signatures needed by 8/1/2016
>Colorado 5000 signatures needed by 8/10/2016
>Rhode Island (Big opportunity!) 1000 signatures by 9/9/2016
>Vermont 1000 signatures needed by 8/1/2016
> Wisconsin 2000 signatures needed by 8/2/2016
>A lot of those deadlines are fast approaching but if we can co-op the Bernie people for this plan we could pull it off. What you guys think?
The Plan: Alright, here's what we need to do. If you live in one of these states please contact your local elections officials and see what needs to be done. Some states require the consent of the candidate but others do not like with Ron Paul Montana in 2008. Then, we need to come up with a plan to reach out to Bernouts and make them do the work for us. We need to have this ready by tonight before the Correct the Record mods at the (((Sanders))) subreddit shut down the sub for good. Godspeed, Gentleman.
