Brit/pol/ - Larry the Cat edition

>Merkel rules out migrant policy reversal after attacks
bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141

>Sky's Martin Brunt: "I Could Have Killed Them All"
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6n8IhAhjKQ

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>Boris Johnson's cat evicted from Number 10 after sneaking in when the door was open
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/boris-johnsons-cat-evicted-from-number-10-after-sneaking-in-when/

>Blairite Labour Party donor Michael Foster's legal challenge to Corbyn's right to be on leadership ballot
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/26/high-court-to-hear-legal-case-against-labour-leadership-ballot-decision-jeremy-corbyn

>Corbyn supporters consider legal challenge to NEC's voting limitations and suspension of Constituency Labour Parties. Petition:
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/an-open-letter-to-the-nec-from-labour-party-members

>Theresa May SHUTS DOWN £6.4m-per-year asylum centre
express.co.uk/news/uk/692958/Theresa-May-Government-6-4m-asylum-centre-shut-charities-Barnados

>Ukip former chairman Suzanne Evans ends leadership hopes
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/ukip-former-chairman-suzanne-evans-ends-leadership-hopes-and-bac/

>New ICM Poll
twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/757880315423711232

>Syrian refugees on remote Scottish island
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

>Theresa May in Northern Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

>French press fury after Hollande caves in to May
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/hollande-caves-may-french-press-reacted/

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>drinking 3 or more glasses of milk increases mortality by 93%
>for each glass of milk, risk of dying from all causes increases by 15%

>this is what vegans actually believe

apologise

5th of August, start of the next London riots

twitter.com/ukblm/status/758618302033829889

You heard it here folks

Does anyone here unironically just drink milk regularly?

I'll have it in things but never on its own

>Europe gone to shit
>A week of terror, muslim attacks
>Merkel won't change a thing

I'm so fucking happy Brexit won. But until they say they're going to invoke article 50, I have to worry.

I'm gonna stop milkposting, seems I annoyed you all kek

I once drank 6 pints of milk in under 30 minutes for a laugh with some mates in high school.

I started throwing up and nearly died of dehydration. Milk is dangerous, folks. Only drink in moderation.

Yes. It's a nice alternative to water.

>indigenize & decolonize
So when do the nignogs go back to Africa?

This is exactly why Trump is related to British politics

Everything that happens there gets filtered down here

>you will never smell the bathroom after she takes a shit

Why live

Hello

Hello

Hello

Is there anybody in there?

Bet Khan will regret selling BoJo's Kraut watercannons.

May will then overrule him and authorise the Met to use firearms and live ammunition.

6 pints lmao that is a bit much

She's so perfect

>serving 3 or more tours of iraq increases blairitiality by 93%
>for each tour of Iraq , risk of voting for Blair increased by 15%

>this is what vegans actually believe

>"In a phone call to Jeremy I told him I had lost confidence in his ability to lead the party and he dismissed me."

From 5:30
youtube.com/watch?v=FDkYPi0UlHk

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36632539

youtube.com/watch?v=2YZnk68Orag

Let's face it, Hilary just hates his dad for giving him a girl's name.

its not fair

HOW CAN YOU HAVE PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YER MEAT?

don't worry. As my parents always said riots are weather dependant. If it's rainy or cold there won't be a riot. It just puts people off.
Knowing the British summer the weather will be shit and no one will riot.

P A L M E R S T O N

Anyone else think that if the Royals really cared at all about the state of this country, they'd say fuck impartiality and denounce leftists?

>ize
>ize

Just realised they've specifically included Nottingham in this

Fucks sake, nuke the city honestly it's a shithole

Please stop

Nig nogs are made for the summer though
They will thrive

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Why out of curiosity don't they use firefighters and their vehicles to soak them down?

We are not all 14 years old sorry.

I'd love to try her milk

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>tfw I unironicly click like on all his videos

check out the latest in youtubes music series lads, unbiased musical video, fun for the whole family!

youtube.com/watch?v=-Zq6Va901ME

Kek, what are they doing for us then?

Wat

It's the other way around desu
IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING

Fuck, when I was at Oxford in my last year there was this South African golly who started the 'Decolonize' movement

>notice the ize

Made me wanna cut myself every time he started protests trying to tear down historic statues of Rhodes and 'decolonize' the racist institution he was happily taking Rhodes Scholar money from. Not even Oxford was safe, that's when I realised how big of a problem the niggers are becoming.

no, since the moment they do the leftists will have a real go at imposing a republic

Too powerful I think, can literally blast the eyes out of your head

post joan of arc pic please

Fuck off normie.

They want to hold onto their culture (even though 99% have never been to africa) and say "fuck the UK"

Multiculturalism was a mistake

:/

youtu.be/n5diMImYIIA?t=5s

IF YOU DONT BEAT MY MEAT HOW CAN I STIR YOUR PUDDING

They'd renounce the commonwealth so all the pakis would stop coming.

>posting image of 9yo pussy on Sup Forums
Stay up.

>Let's just ignore that history happened, tear it down and pretend it didn't exist
Literally 1984 tier

The only way we could "decolonise" the uk is by deporting all non Brits ironically

Me too

You say it like its a bad thing.

5.56 mm rounds or Fireman Sam's water canon, what do the rioters pick?

It's happening lad. Trust me.

Trainman's show is really fucking comfy lads.

>no, since the moment they do the leftists will have a real go at imposing a republic

How? We have a right wing government, leftists are in disarray, the military swears an oath to the Queen rather than the government anyway.

The Royals asserting their duty to defend the realm&its people by calling for an end to political correctness, multiculturalism, etc, would actually cause a political earthquake here and might just get things going the way they need to.

I bet Alex has a super cute boypussy

I drink milk. now I want to get a girl preg gers and drink hers

>black lives matter
>all they do is rape and take others lives
>never invented anything
>the most successful of their group are the ones that simply mimic white people the closest

Honestly, what is the point of blacks?

I plan to one day follow his footsteps on a journey he covers.

Which journey of his is best?

diamonds lad

The Tories aren't pro monarchy, they would abolish it if they thought it would win them more votes

Seems we were both right. I do apologise old bean

it's good for bulking as it is quite calorie dense and contains a lot of protein for a drink.

There's a reason GOMAD exists

It's who we are

Are you ready for the purge comrades ?

I drink it less often than I used to but I still enjoy a pint of milk now and then.

It's got more sugar than you'd expect though.

And? Like I said, he went to the press after he was sacked. You tried to make it sound like he went to the press before, and that's why he was sacked.

He told Corbyn privately he'd lost confidence. A strong leader would've found other ways to tackle that, rather than an immediate sacking in the middle of the night. A decent leader would've at least asked why he'd lost confidence. Instead, Corbyn goes right to sacking.

>Not even Oxford

Truely the reports i hear back from that place now are disturbing to say the least.

What was once a crucible of Empire has fallen so so low...

How true is this?

Thanks for your bullshit comment

Back to cripplechan you go.

Jazz is alright though
(I know i'm pulling at straws here)

Think nothing of it chum! Great album anyway

>He doesn't share my fetish for smelling shit
>He must be a normie

trouble with a royal coup is that if people on the street matter it's the fucking leftists in london that'll make the biggest impression.

>leftists are in disarray

and I would like to keep it that way

> right wing government

kek

Heil Jezza

What?

He made the press after he tweeted bragging about making a waitress cry

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3568590/Hundreds-wishers-help-donate-2-000-white-waitress-refused-tip-racist-Oxford-student-bragged-online.html

>Yes it is a hitchens quote before you feel clever for pointing out the obvious
YKTD is that you?

DESELECT THE RIGHTWINGERS.

Can't even find a source for it and none quoted so I'm gunna go with not at all.

GOMAD or in other words terrible acne, the shits and puffy nips because you couldn't be bothered to prepare some food

In the age of protein shakes which are cheaper on a per gramme of protein basis and the fact that the carbs are a particularly shit type of sugar it's not worth it

>Jazz is alright though

I don't get this tranny meme they keep pushing
t. gay

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what's a good preservation type group to get involved with lads?

How many of those resisted arrest?
How many of those are repeat offenders?
These are important questions

Sounds about right.

Digits confirms great album

It's the next step in their master plan to destroy the family unit among other things

No source

No source and even it was true I'd bet there was a difference in quantity or criminal history

>He doesnt want to smell Marion Le Pens fresh bum gift

Are you some kind of weird cunt

OK now post the crime statistics by race. Blacks have always committed the majority of crime in London- they had to set up a unit just for them killing each other (Trident). My area used to have loads of shootings.

No Blairite left alive

And how many had an amount large enough that made them a drug dealer?

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This is just figure manipulation.

Most of the troublesome youth in these areas are nigger or muslim anyway.

More black criminals so police stop and search more black people looking for suspects

>not addressing the argument

Realistically the "left" is disarmed and wouldn't have military backing, even an act of parliament would fail on those same grounds, the military serves the Queen rather than the government. How would a republic be imposed?

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Should link them this desu
youtube.com/watch?v=Dn1TB5VV_94