Tell me something, Sup Forums. When will the world stop being sexist and start talking about Tampons...

Tell me something, Sup Forums. When will the world stop being sexist and start talking about Tampons? (Because apparently that's all women talk about?)

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But I don't want to talk about tampons. Fuck tampons. Let's talk about pads instead.

Is this real? This has to be a parody, right?

Why did they ruin Bobbi?

Well you know how it is user...All women talk about are body issues, boys, and other women.

it's 2016 marvel, of course it's real

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I'm not sure what was worse, this entire issue or Bobbi being a downright abusive dom and leaving her sub tied to a bed without his permission or even saying when she'll be back (or IF she'll be back) where he could possibly suffer from loss of circulation or die of dehydration.

That's like saying 'why doesn't the world talk about toilet paper??' Tampons are not comparable to condoms.

I don't know.

The first two issues were fine, but then the third went Social Justice Sally so fast it'd give you whiplash.

Do American feminists love to talk about dirty toilet paper?

Man that issue was fucking awful

You know I always liked Bobbi even when she got powers but this is dumb.

I love how she's all like "teehee let's drink and talk about nerdy stuff! Girl power" after two innocent people died because of her incompetence.

So all women talk about are body issues and people. Saying all they talk about is boys and girls is a bit silly. That's everyone. inb4queers

>two
Three actually, the helicopter pilot, the reporter and the camera

Ah yes, the greatest of Marvel's heroes. The Human Torch, Namor The Submariner, Captain America, The Mighty Thor, and Bi-clops.

They weren't innocent, they were FUCKING WHITE MALES. They're disposable, you're not supposed to care that they died.

>Ignoring Miss America, Jean Grey and other old time female superheroes
Nice Strawmen, bobby

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Women were a mistake.

I finally understand why doesn't Batman kill the Joker.
They're both white.

I'd read their patriarchal adventures.

Just get Clint and Bobbi back together. Solo Bobbi sucks.

I feel sorry for women, thus shit comes off as very patronizing. Imagine a young woman wants to indulge in some escapism and adventure, she's smacked in the face with this shit.

It's telling how little people making this don't know or care when they fuck up such an obvious thing.
Cyclops. One eye. One job.

this is bad and the writer should feel bad

Horoscope thing is completely stupid and I find it hard to believe anyone who is a PhD like Bobbi would believe in that.

Enjoys medical puzzles, what is that even?

As for talking about tampons, we have to watch tampon commericals all the time.

Someone who isn't white or male should kill both of them.

>Horoscope thing is completely stupid and I find it hard to believe anyone who is a PhD like Bobbi would believe in that.

Plenty of scientists believe in stupid shit like religion so...

And from your comment I just realized there a no black Batman villains, and generally very few black supervillains.
Is this racist because blacks are not given representation? Or is it racist because it implies only white people can be evil? Any way I'm pretty sure it's pretty racist.

Comics are really desperate for female readers.

>Horoscope thing is completely stupid and I find it hard to believe anyone who is a PhD like Bobbi would believe in that
Even intelligent people find comfort, amusement, or solace in make believe stuff. It's the basis of creating hope and ambition towards ones future. The human mind is powerful enough to create these trivial distractions despite the harsh crushing nature of the world, there's nothing wrong with indulging the culmination of eons of mental advancement for a lark and to pad ones dreams.

>I just realized there a no black Batman villains

Killer Croc, but... yeah.

The people who have created culture and civilization throughout the entire history of humanity have been religious. It's actually extreme unearned arrogance to dismiss religious thought in the way that you do.

Bronze Tiger

Top medical science used to drill holes in the heads of sick people to let the bad spirits out. Everyone has a right to believe in the religion they choose, but religious thought has less and less merit as society and science advance.

or the sloshed off blood from the unfertilized reproductive system.

I'd hope note.

>Jim Hammond, synthezoid
Technically has two nieces that are synthezoids if you count Vision as his brother.
>Namor McKenzie, half-Atlantean and a mutant
Has a cousin named Namora that is also half-Atlantean and a mutant, she has a cloned daughter named Namorita.
>Steve Rogers, Super Soldier Serum and Vita-Rays
Although there are other women with Super Soldier Serum in their veins, Black Widow has a Russian variant.
>Thor Odinson, Asgardian God of Thunder and half Elder-God
Jane Foster when she picks up Mjolnir
>Scott Summers, Mutant
Any female on an X-Team

She does have a point I must admit, it's true that men feel uncomfortable talking about tampons and periods.

If I had even a little faith in modern Marvel, I'd call this some good satire.

Storm was at one time a team commander when they had the X-men broken up into multiples

Don't worry anons, Based Duke will put him down.

Because we don't need to talk about it. I mean does it concern us?

Couldn't be satire. They'd get a fount of rage from angry feminists highlighting bad female characters.

I don't want to talk about bowel movements and masturbation either ... both occur more frequently too.

Nope and most women I know wouldn't want a man talking about that stuff.

Happened before the Blue and Gold teams, she won the right to lead the X-Men after beating Cyclops in a fight. Cyclops became a family man afterwards.

>men feel uncomfortable talking about tampons and periods

What could the average man contribute in a conversation about tampons? If we don't start conversations about that, why would you ask us to talk about it?

By "tampons", they probably mean "tampon tax", washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/08/the-tampon-tax-explained/

So how old is Bobbi supposed to be? She was shown as a tween with a Spider-Man shirt in a flashback

Is real

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All men should carry around a variety of tampons and pads just in case a woman is in need.

Do women even talk that much about tampons and periods? I know I don't with my group of friends.

Just the casual "oh fuck my period started today, my ovaries hurt and my back is killing me", but that's about the extent of the conversation.

Mohawk Storm was the shit. Loved that look.

Is there a "variety" of tampons? This is just too complicated.

Ovaries actually hurt? Jesus, I don't know how you girls walk around with those things.

>What could the average man contribute in a conversation about tampons?
"I wish the packaging was clearer because sometimes I get confused when I get sent to the store to buy them."

That's it, really. Then again, this isn't really about the world not wanting to talk about tampons. It's about writers who don't read comics trying to make a name for themselves by cashing in on grrrl power.

Didn't you know? If you're not openly discussing your Monthly Reckoning in a starbucks you're letting the patriarchy win.

So long as you don't act like a total bitch then flippantly blame it on your period like it's an excuse. Had one girl pull that on me, I stopped talking to her after that.

Well yeah, that's usually the worst part about periods. Not all women get ovary pains though and there's degrees of pain for every woman.

Mine are so bad that I usually pass out if I can't lie down somewhere.

Women tend to get pissed off if you say they have PMS

I heard birth control pills help deal with menstrual cramps, yet another reason conservatives trying to prevent women from having access to birth control are assholes

She just was being a total bitch about whatever and taking it out on everyone, then casually remarked that she was on her period so this type of behavior is to be expected from her. Nobody said anything for her to go off like that about PMS/time of the month/periods/etc.

>Then again, this isn't really about the world not wanting to talk about tampons. It's about writers who don't read comics trying to make a name for themselves by cashing in on grrrl power.

I find the first conversation more interesting actually, since I don't care about those writers and those comics.

Didn't Sup Forums praise the first two issues? What happened? Did you get your period?

>Didn't Sup Forums praise the first two issues? What happened?
Waifufags finally see.

Four, a random police officer was also killed apparently.

The first two issues were alright, nothing stellar but nowhere near as bad as the third issue.

>Top medical science used to drill holes in the heads of sick people to let the bad spirits out.
And now it's simply been downgraded to personal practice.
Meanwhile, medical leeches have made a comeback, and lobotomy is still a option for surgeons.
Whiggish history is shit, and you're full of it.

UGH soon I hope. WE BLEED GUYS, GET OVER IT

The hell is a medical puzzle exactly.

> period stigma is hurting the economy
It's no wonder Americans need trauma therapy when they see "Trump 2016" written on the floor with chalk.

I thought people were. I mean I don't know of women spontaneously exploding blood.

I just know. She's going to be aggro for a bit, give her space. Make sure the bathroom door is closed for the dog doesn't eat the used ones.

Sounds like some quirky nerdy stuff :^)

Until you're willing to roll my bloody tampon around in your mouth, this patriarchal oppression of my periods will never end

>Whiggish

Ah so you think the Garden of Eden was real then?

that would be unsanitary. Like asking a woman to chew a used condom.

Are idiots really forcing this bullshit because a woman is running for President this year, or at least will attempt to run.

They going to bring back Spider-man's old nemesis The Living Wall for Mockingbird and make him a chauvinist pig?

>mfw there are some guys who actually go down on their girlfriends when they're on their period
I don't understand. Maybe it's because I know first hand how fucking nasty periods are, but I can't imagine why someone would do that.

Its just blood. The same blood you get in your mouth when giving me oral on my period. And if you don't do that, you're a low test sissy virgin

>but I can't imagine why someone would do that.

For every weird thing, there is a fetish, for every fetish, there is a guy.

When it becomes okay to talk about periods can I openly talk about when my internal hemorrhoids flare up every month and how I have to scoop poop and blood out of them with a wet q-tip?

You'd think SJWs and the like would bring that up. But I guess Marvel basically killing X-Men off worked.

If X-Men reformed, do you think Storm should lead them again?

It's already okay to talk about both, so go ahead buddy.

Sounds fascinating, tell us more.

This thread is going places.

Well its like sitting on pins and needles and when I goto poop it feels like I'm shitting my spine out. Then I need to spend an hour after every poop getting debris out of my open hemorrhoids or else they'll never get better

lube up that tube of cream and get it up in there to release the pain.

>this is real

ffs

How the fuck do you get internal hemorrhoids?

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Can we talk about masturbation? I don't understand people who masturbate several times a day. I usually do it once every 2 days, sometimes every 3. I tried doing it twice in one day and then my urethra and balls hurt.

Whats not to understand some people just have the urge to masturbate often. When I'm bored I masturbate up to 4 times a day

I don't understand people who masturbate quickly. I only do it once a day but I do it for 3 hours.

You might have problems with your pelvic floor muscles being too tight.

If you don't feel the urge to masturbate more often then that's fine, but if you also suffer from constipation or problems with urinating, try some pelvic floor relaxing exercises (NOT kegels).

The first two issues were inoffensive at best, the third issue is when things went full Third Wave.

I think she is referring to when she was a child and that still doesn't make sense because of characters like Invisible Woman, She Hulk, Hellcat, Scarlet Witch, Storm/Jean Grey (who in the fuck is idolizing mutants in 616)

For real, do comics like this sell? Who is the target audience and are their buying habits sufficient to sustain an ongoing?

I wouldn't give women shit over their periods if I didn't have to clean their fucking bathrooms. Anyone who thinks men are the dirty/gross sex is full of shit (which, perhaps unsurprisingly, I wind up having to deal with quite a bit).

I'm 26 and I've never masturbated in my life.

Can actually confirm

I masturbate at least once a day because it makes me sleepy, so I do it pretty much every time I go to bed.

If I get horny through the day and I'm in the mood for porn, it's more than once. Can get up to 4-5 times a day when it's time to get my period.