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UH, NIGGUH, UH, UH, MONEY NIGGUH, UH

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>19
>5'6
>KV

and your thoughts?

hm ok

>20
>6'2''
>not a virgin
maybe there's a pattern O.o

love that talk talk song
the i believe in you one
that one
i love it

Are you me? I'm the exact same age and height and a KHV

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>being upset about KV at 19
>not even KHV
kys my man

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aha what are the odds
fucking LOSER hahahahahaha how do you end up a khv on normdrone island you absolute fucking melt

Love talk talk me

My plan for removing all the empty beer bottles from my room:
>Find all the recycling I can in the house
>put a few bottles in the recycling bin and put the recycling on top
>Every time I go to the gym take a plastic bag with 2-3 bottles in it and put it in a bin there. No one will see since I go at night
>On bin night make up plastic bags with as many bottles combined with rubbish as I can so that they don't make the clanging noise and carry them all down to the bin while everyone is in bed
>hope mum doesn't look in the bin before the garbos arrive

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hirohito was 5'5. stalin and churchill were both 5'6. mussolini was 5'7. hitler was 5'9

WW2 was literally just rage of the manlets

pretty sure i would have been a chad if i grew up in 'merica

>5'4"
>KHHV
>20
I'd kill myself if I had the balls.

because I'm not a normie you dolt

how do you fail to be a normie on normdrone island, genuinely curious this time lad where did it go wrong for you? reckon it went bad for me when i got my first pc and just played games instead of doing real things.

who crypto?

The manlet is a traffic figure, while he strives to create and innovative he knows he can never escape being a manlet

probably a hapa

haitiANO thinks hes funny... he wont be laughing when we start the lanklet genocide
._.

How can a human being be kissless past 15?

>tfw 24 and pretty much kissless

i'm the swede, thank you very much

haitiANO is probably 5'2'' (jews tend to be short right?)

i don't fucking care
what clothes you wear
you're still fucking square

>pretty much kissless
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I'm so far gone idk how I'm even supposed to lead up to a kiss

>haitANO is the jew

he has confirmed this, no?

I was dared to kiss a girl when I was 12 and I gave her a peck so it doesn’t really count

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The whole idea of it seems like something that only happens in movies, I'm shocked to discover people do it irl

i bet they all laughed at you too haha
still closer than ive ever got so well done x

he's really to cop the look of hitler, isnt he

nah beto just thinks i am haitiano all the time

also i'm 6'4

theres two of them now ._.

>Americans

ronaldo glorpstein is not my prime minister

thought you were him cause you didn't actually speak swedish, my bad

>21
>5'9
>KHHFV
get on my level mutt

don't you dare talk shit about al davis

>Sex isn't a meme
>Millions of normalfags are having sex at this very moment

>5'9 in a region of tall hardman slavs
bit grim lad

>sheltered childhood
>parents aren't normies
>social anxiety
>ugly
>low self esteem
>video games
>no social activities
etc

all me

Ed Sheeran raped and killed a girl in 2007

>Davis was active incivil rights, refusing to allow the Raiders to play in any city where black and white players had to stay in separate hotels. He was the first NFL owner to hire anAfrican Americanhead coach and a female chief executive. He was also the second NFL owner to hire aLatinohead coach. He remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.

>Born inBrockton, Massachusetts, to aJewishfamily

Gets the cerebral juices flowing

gingers can't be trusted

the white male experience

beto was right about the irish

my "mate" sam lives in welly

you know him? haha tell him i said hey :P

more proof jews are just better people in general

what state are you from x

stfu im a big boy 4 you

not telling you sam haha you cheeky bastard!!!

>on bus back from school camp in year 8]
>people seated near my who I'm friendly-ish with are playing truth or dare
>my mate is also playing
>dares a girl to hug me
>she's sitting behind me
>puts her arms around the seat to "hug" me
Literally best feeling of my life

>They try to break down the barriers between them and any other people
where have i heard this before...

is there a bigger meme than corporations doing well being bad for a country

how does a Yank come across a Sam in Wellington

submit to the BBC(big bulgarian cock)
pic related is ur average bulgarian

How do you get them into your room? Backpack?

>Arguing by detailed analogies with three other civilizations, Spengler predicted that about the year 2000, the strongest Western nation would enter a 200-year period ofCaesarism(extraconstitutionalomnipotence of the executive branch of the central government) and then create a global empire.
Was he right lads?

WoW before OCE servers were introduced
interestingly enough poo peelanders were allowed to raid in our guild but not arsestralians because we considered them to be worse players

not even close

How so?

why do you need to hide the fact that you drink from your parents

spot on

Just brushed my teeth real good

lame
I was hoping you met through /brit/ or something cool like that

dont try to intimidate me ok

the executive is impotent and there is no empire building going on

Grenfell Christmas Party

would have thrown my leg with such force her jaw would have been split in two

2018 soon

>a fellow /feet/ man
sorry for bullying you lad ur a big guy

leave my lady alone you disgusting neckbeard loser

*passes largest tax reform in last 40 years*
*looks up the word impotent*
ah yes that's what that word means

off to make smoothies and coffee then hit the gym

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alri well we can meet right NOW lad haha start a new chapter in my life :P

the names Juan Mohammed O'connor and im from new york! how about you "mate"?

if the end of net neutrality kills off twitch i wouldn't be unhappy

Usually just sneak them in while people are out or in their rooms. Throwing them out is harder cos they make noise and they have to sit in the bin until bin day
it's embarrassing and they will respect me even less than already
Pretty sure they already know desu but I'm hoping they're not aware of the full extent

business idea: me, you, Sam and Jeremy Clarkson on the piss
waheeeeey

ummmmm this is from youtube... and her cam videos are pretty peng lad haha x

Could not put down the voddy last night

>being so insecure you're afraid people will find out you drink alcohol

oh dear

alri? alri.

umm sweetie twitch existed long before net neutrality was a thing

alri

As a drunkard I'm glad I live alone. I warn you though, the garbos might be cunts and shake the bin around loads to alert the neighbours to your habit. I drink about 20 cans every other day.

are you underage?

>20
>5'10
>khhv

wahey

>I drink about 20 cans every other day
How do you function? Neetbux?
no i'm 24

turn 23 next year

still remember when I was a runty little underage. wish I could go back

roasties

>25
>5'11
>lost virginity at 16, now engaged to the girl I lost it with

is 23 early 20s?

nah sorry lad you're too far gone

>lost virginity at 16, now engaged to the girl I lost it with
How does it feel knowing your wedding night will be the same as any other instead of the fulmination of years of pent up passion and lust?
Shoulda waited desu

>my 20's are already halfway over and I haven't experienced or accomplished anything of note

>losing your virginity on your wedding night

can't even begin to imagine how awful that must be

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