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nth for summertime and Christmas at the beach with loved ones

Bad
Bad
Bad
Edition

Oh shut up Mussolini
You had your chance and you blew it

...

B-but user you know I'm a wealthy banker with much moneys. I want to spend it on people I care about s-such a-as yours-s-self :3
user that sounds so cozy.

How did you fuck up mate?

*stops you*
Eh nothing personel countrylet

How?
>wealthy banker
>still has to transport counterfeit watches for quick cash
doubt desu

Nice, though I meant the sleeping arrangements, do you get your own room?
>Maybe I can bring you here one day desu
I would love that

Yeah, am I that recognisable?

>empire strikes back

me

I really appreciate the gesture, I really do!
But I can't
You are a cutie
CUTIE

Yep, even without the extraflags
It's really easy to spot you
You are the most "serious" here
Anyway extraflags on Firefox work only for desktop mode but it's slow as fuck

nice colonial empire you have there
it would be a shame if somebody took it off you

Ohhh, I guess that makes sense.
I do get my own room, but that's a new development, it used to be a shared room between me and my brother with a bunkbed but we had that replaced and changed one of the downstairs rooms to a guest bedrooms so both me and my brother could have our own room.
>I would love that
Sounds so nice and comfy
The stars are so bright out here, and the evening are quite warm, perfect for a late night walk on the beach.

got my numbers wrong for the load, essentially putting something where it wasnt supposed to be, and now by doing so i risk showing this client that we actually cheat them

Why are Finnish boys so lewd? No wonder they go so perfect with Jap-anons.
>Christmas at the beach
But all that sand ewwwwww
W-well I only started this year and I'm not Bateman b-but I'm still making a cozy amount desu. A-also that watch thing is for fun desu :3
It hurts
You must be really 'horny'.
I-I'm cute? R-really? B-but I wanna buy you something desu a-aaah

>showing this client that we actually cheat them
If they try fire you, threaten that you will tell all their clients about how they scam people
bish bosh bash, done ez

I am really horny because I am a LEWD SLUT with a MONSTER LIBIDO

my bf cums inside me every day so i'm always horny by the evening desu

>You are the most "serious" here
Hmmm

The weather went cold again here lately but hopefully it gets better for xmas, eating outside is nice

I don't know how you have the energy for extreme lewdness and geographical autism

oxytocin is the hormone for both lewdness and geographical autism
not rocket science desu

serious eh?
more like a serious loser!
hahahaha

Satania-sama is so dominant and so adorable at the same time!!

^^

W-well user O-I uh-uh heheh uh uh well I uh c-could help you w-with that m-maybe.
O-oh you have a cutie lover already.

tell me what the Luwero Triangle is without looking it up

Meanie! I only look serious

THIS map is WRONG

-Puntland was Italian
-All of Hadramaut was British, and none of North Yemen
-At a time when Tanganyika was not British, Jubaland in Somalia would have been British
-At the same time, the southern part of PNG would be British
-Fiji should be British
-Trinidad should be British
etc

It's so easy from PC

idk

>The Luweero Triangle, sometimes spelled Luwero Triangle, is an area of Uganda north of the capital Kampala, where, in 1981, Yoweri Museveni started the guerrilla war that propelled him and his National Resistance Movement into power in 1986.
o-oh

except the commonwealth still has strong links with the UK
could you say the same for Somalia?
Though I would say there is plenty of common ground between life in Italy and Somalia so maybe you are right.

I can be the serious one if you want.

Aika a CUTE

a-all I know about museveni is that kagame fought in his war.

still waiting for him to unite the EAF desu

>a meme map is wrong
W E W
E
W

eating lunch

How's everyone doing?

ANY map you make meme or not should be detailed and have a lot of effort put into it!!!

Maybe I should be more aggressive
that sounds kind of fun

neko illya is such a lewd loli.

I know but this was biased to make the british empire bigger
in order to fullfil the purpose of the meme
anyway can you see the flag?

Do it.

G-guy's stop arguing over Empires and just accept British Superiority.
It's 10:00 PM and I'm very tired. I wish I had someone to cuddle.
D-don't be aggressive. That sounds mean.

>when someone in canzuk compliments britain

NEVER
cutie~

I think I will

Don't make me turn my aggression onto you.

l-love you mummy

The only good thing the British Empire ever did was colonise New Zealand.

I want to join the Empire again desu.
>cutie
A-user pl-please I told y-you before abb-about my stutter whenever I get embarrassed.
Y-you wouldn't dare turn of me you cutie :3

be aggressive (lewd) with me

cuddle with me now

Captain Cook was a cutie wasnt he?

What's the deal with the hatred between aussies and kiwis

I don't know much about British Yemen, I should fix that
Museveni a shit, Uganda would be better off without him just like Central Asia would without Nazarbayev or Rahmon
You're serious about fish and politics, that's enough
I-it does

A-user c-can we do it under the covers? Possibly sh-shirtless?

because most Australians are thicko cunts who betrayed the anzac spirit for a few more dollars.
that's why

I'm going to unleash it on my bf instead, you get nothing you pervert.

w-well fish and politics are important, they are worth getting serious over.
>I-it does
I bet it does, it weird I've been feeling alot more dominant these last few weeks.

Kiwis to Australians are like the Welsh to English people.

We think they speak funny and have funny native people. I think they're very cute though after weeks of being in these threads :3
If you like maps try Mapchart.com That site is lovely.

W-what flag?

mummy give milky

This is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. I have a step, he have a step.

I don't know if cutie is the right word to describe him...

Didn't he do a lot of raping and murder in the pacific islands?

Guys I want to see the blood
the extra-flag
thank you for the design :3

>Georg Forster circumnavigated the globe on Cook's second voyage before his 21st birthday
>published some of the first descriptions of Pacific flora, fauna, and societies
>you post cartoon girls on a Badakhshan poetry bulletin

one day me lads.. one day...

we're not ready yet

okay, but keep your bulge under control

>Guys I want to see the blood
I don't really understand

We will be waiting, ready to take back the empire from the savages.

OwO what would you call him?
Australia and New Zealand were at war for decades desu. We've had many battles.
A true hero desu :3
I am half Brit and have a passport as well. I-I'll visit soon to find my Karen gf desu.
O-okay so could we face each other or do you wanna sp-spoon.

Stop right there you degenerate!
the blood, you know?
>mfw when no Oceania Empire

Just bringing a bit of civilisation to the primitive savages.

I actually don't know if I'm being honest, I'd imagine it was his crew and he didn't really do too much about it.
Pure guessing though.

I d-don't use the plugin anymore!

I think I didn't do the Veneto provinces, it was the Italian from Catania that did them!

>you get nothing you pervert.
me not a pervert

im gonna spoon you all night long qt

I see there was two contributors :3
one could be the sicilian guy...
meanwhile the other.... :3

I mean they must have killed him for a reason.

Oh sorry qt
I thought you were the dirty Singaporean.

Don't worry desu. During WW2 we and the fuzzy wuzzies were made a single nation to focus all our attention on the Japs.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
C-can you breathe on my neck as well aa-a-and nibble o-on my ear? S-sorry if this bothers you.

before anything it was only a shitty joke
never mind

>I mean they must have killed him for a reason.
He attempted to kidnap and ransom the King of Hawaiʻi, Kalaniʻōpuʻu, according to Wikipedia.

No, there were many contributors. Guy from Charlotte, guy from Chesapeake, guy from Catania, guy from Turckheim or something, etc
PK himself the founder is from Eindhoven I think.

I just did most of the major flags and completed a lot of sets of municipalities because of too much autism. I think I did about 8000 flags in total.

Sounds like my kind of guy desu

Did the jap attacked Australia O_o
I know almost nothing on the pacific wars in WW2

*nibbles on your ear*

Hello guys

What animu is this

I know it was only teasaing
what software did you use if you remember to make that tiny flag?
It serve you well that you did this, now you are a genius geography kid

They only really bombed a few airfields.
The only real thing they did was bomb Darwin a bunch.

Isn't it big tiddy EBIN from Umaru?

The "Pacific War" is an American meme created to draw attention away from the real war (Second Sino-Japanese)

Nah it was my interest in meme places that made me do it, not the other way round.
I just modified flags in Photoshop to fit the 16x11 aspect ratio (so that shapes of stars, circles etc would be preserved and not squished) then resized it down and put it under the gloss.

Submit

They did desu.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Darwin
A-user ST-STOP m--m-m-my heart can't take it and neither c-can my b-b-bulge eeaaah.
Hello Portuguese user!

N-no I can't no matter how attractive that girl is I g-gotta stay with Karen.

Oh I haven't watched/read Umaru
Thanks~

8000 flags is still impressive
still braver than the americans that have not see a war in their territories for so long and still speak crap about others

It's kind of hard to ignore when the vast majority of fighting was between the nips and chinks.

>girl
user...

STOP at once trying to influence the karen person with asstolpho

see it as practice desu
*gently presses knee against crotch*

T-thanks!
They probably have more now, I'm not up to date on what's happened so far.
Especially the French communes, I believe some guy was making a script for that.

Otherwise?
Succumb

I mean America got invaded more than NZ/Aus combined in the Aleutian Island campaign and not to forget Hawaii and a bunch of army bases.
Our territory was more or less left alone, but that didn't stop us from putting up gun emplacements because for a little bit the threat of Jap invasion was pretty high.

b-but to choice to show you commune is basically doxing r-right?

Th-that has to be a girl. Look how slim and beautiful her body is. I wouldn't mind rubbing my neck into her armpit desu.
A-user you know this thread has gotten me l-lewd and b-b-big. D-d-don't undo the zipper or I might faint from the lewdness.
AAAAAAAAAH HELP

Yeah

My own neighborhood has a flag desu

America has yet to experience a real war on their citizen, that's why WW2 are remembered in different ways Europe/America
Australia got a city (civillian) bombed
they got a military base bombed
It's different

The Jap dared not to step foot on NZ soil so long as we had our
HOMEGROWN WEAPON
Top kiwi brains worked tirelessly to create this monster.

>Th-that has to be a girl
>her
Keep telling yourself that...

Since you are an expert
why the script give me the choice to change my national flag?
I am too afraid to try that to myself because of b-ban risk