What's your excuse for having no gf

What's your excuse for having no gf

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I'm not a n*gger nor am I a lesbian woman.

The girls look unfortable, guys probably asked them to have their picture taken with them. No one likes poo manlets

Jokes on you. I have a gf, now.

Because boys are better

Darn it!
I'd make it if it weren't for those darned dixies.
And them rurals!
We ain't making it here!

I'm genuinely afraid of women's sexuality. If a woman shows any kind of interest in me, my instinct tells me that she's a dangerous slut that will hurt me. Wizard now, wizard forever.

WE WUZ CARTHAGINIANS

youtube.com/watch?v=qDdDXks75hI
you will change your opinion after watching this

But I don't think I'll get either, my personality is bland af

SHEEEEEEEEEEET

Carthago delenda est

Why not join the darkside friend
> literally lol
Come amongst BLACK Bulls, we'll take you in.

too hard to compete with blacks and arabs...

I have a gf

What she meant was americanized indian chads not the inbred ugly balding fat poo manlet send bobs tier streetshitters in pakistan/india who are swarming the comment section like an infestation right now

I have.

I have a fuckbuddy

just b yourself

I wish I was special
Your so fucking special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

It's my excuse for having no gf and not being able to ask my
crush out.

she dumped me today

>poo manlets

They look like pakis not poos

Ugly looking woman's

Arr rook same

I don't follow, please explain

Being myself means copying the personality of the person I'm with. Ie, if I'm with cheery, flirtatious friends I'll be just like them but if I'm all alone, I'll be this husk of a man, unwilling to talk to anyone.

Join me my BLACK brother
> t. BLACK Bull

>GARA BOĞA BILL :DDDDDDDDDDD
I'm tired of this meme tbf
I don't think I'll be a hedonist, I'd rather spend my days cooped up worshipping God, do zikr, or even read the Quran. I'd like to be left alone that way.

I'm not Jasmine-Scented

wtf they look the same but different skin

I get girls like this flocking over me all the time.
But I'm always foiled by the dixies and rurals!

I think the meme is still good.

Mostly because i am afraid of intimacy, i sit alone in my room most of the time. I'm 19, so i should be in my prime but i'm just too socially retarded.
I don't talk to very many people, even though i would like too i think it's too late to change it all

Come on now.
You must have other qualities.
I don't have to do anything,
and I get tons of wH*te girls over me.

Did ya try.....
being yourself?

no money, also i don't like to be committed to someone

why don't you sign up for some outdoors activity or sport?
If you don't like staying at home it might be good

tfw schizoid iktf

srsly just start working on yourself before you realize you fucked up big time not doing it.

I don't go outside

I have a wife, not a gf

I can't sign up for some activity, i'm joining the military soon, maybe i'll stay there if i find it enjoyable.
Then i won't need to find a gf

Waiting for sexbots to hit the consumer markrt.

This guy gets it.

Autistic

oh okay, good luck mate

That only rubs it in more, it's good for the people that only want sexual pleasure.
If you want intimate love, connecting with someone on a deeper level you're shit out of luck i guess

Me 2bh. It gets worse, from just a loner I went to misanthrope.

t. 28

look at his wear!
This fashion of a king!
T.........
T....
> t. BLACK bull
* disappears into the background*

forgot pic.

A couple of months ago me mum started with her usual nonsense about me getting a gf next year. You'd think she'd have figured out I'm asexual by now. Already told her I have zero interest in shit like girlfriends/family/children/friends etc. She's always been slow on the uptake but this is just ridiculous.

> Modern world & love
HAHAAHHAHAAHAHA
You have much to learn.

One year in and they all start ranting about religion and such, how religious conflicts are making this relationship impossible.
They then have the balls to look at you in the eye and say they love you.

how hot is your mom?

>If you want intimate love, connecting with someone on a deeper level you're shit out of luck i guess
If you try to find something that doesn't exist then you will of course be disappointed.

She wants grandchildren.

She's quite ugly.

And I wanted a normal childhood, so I guess neither of us will be getting what we wanted.

DON'T TELL ME THINGS LIKE THIS I JUST WANT A GIRL WHO LOVES ME

r00d

Did you try going to Bookstores? Coffe shops?
or did the blasted rural foil you as well?

Well excuse me, Satan.

I don't know what to talk to them about.

fair enough.

Why would i go to a bookstore or a coffe shop for?

There's no real physical difference between a normal Indian and a Westernized one but I suppose not growing up in an unironic rape culture or being a creep usually helps a lot more.

Are you that depressed user btw? I see your posts a lot.

I'm an all-around failure

You wanted a good relationship, no?
These are places where you're likely to get 'non' whorish girls.

guess I just don't put myself out there

>hover hand on the right
Because my wife would get upset if I had a girlfriend.

you make fun of him but he had a pure white nordic gf,something you will never have

Yeah, I just wish I was not some half afghan mongrel. The currycel's posts are getting to me

>americans talking about having wives
Is it normal in america or are you just older?

It's true.
But I've come close so many times.
I know I can do it.
If I try hard enough.

Because honestly.
These girls are really nice and open up to you real quick.
This one girl (college project) always leaned toward me
when sitting in group project.
She was hot too
> And this is in ol' murica

Imagine my awareness and physique in Nordic lands....
I'd be a king.

americans get married in their early 20s and divorced in their 30s

Yeah desu I was pretty depressed myself a couple of years ago when I used to browse/r9K/.

I suppose this place tends to really get to you if you're young and don't have any real life experience. It's not healthy to be so obsessive about your looks.

You're breaking her heart, you selfish twat.

And I know what you're thinking
> but user, that doesn't mean she tolerates you.
I mean I even moved away from away a few times
and even then she chooses to sit next to me.
and she always smiled.
and was thicc too.

I know it seems like a fairytail but this happened.
SOO CLOSE

>want intimate love, connecting with someone on a deeper level
AHAHAHAHA
Grow up kid, this isn't kindergarten anymore

du behöver inte vara elak och mobbas för att jag vill tro så

>I mean I even moved away from away a few times
I meant each class periods.
when we would meet.
I would choose a seat next to another groupmate.
but she always sat next to me.

On an international scale I'm 5.5/10 but a 5'7 Manlet, only guys have ever complimented me. If I ever moved to Canada or America I'd kill myself being around all the chads who keep getting all the grils, even here the chads poo's get pashtun women, my own women don't prefer me

>28
fuck im 22 and im already misanthropic
FUCK
wat do

Tough titties.

>5.5/10
Ratings are autistic and imo you look alright.

>5'7 Manlet
Just go for a girl shorter than you like most manlets do.

>only guys have ever complimented me.
Girls don't real compliment guys often tho.
And desu it's the same for me. I genuinely don't know whether I'm good looking or just average but I do alright with girls so I guess I've got something going for me.

>even here the chads poo's get pashtun women, my own women don't prefer me
>my women
*tips fedora*
I've seen your pics and you're not deformed or anything and I've seen some real uggos get some qts. It's not like those girls would be dating you either way since you probably never even asked them out.

Also it's a meme on Sup Forums but a good personality (and social life) goes a long way. The anons that pretend it doesn't are usually ugly on the inside and out.

What's with all the virgin fedoralords from r9k coming to int lately?

>lately
2017 has been a shit year all around, buddy

r9k is too normie these days, int is the designated virgin board

i feel comfortable on Sup Forums, people talk to me and are nice, always a good atmosphere that is equal good discussion as it is banter.
i'm socially retarded and have never hugged a girl, i don't hate women they just dont like me

Sup Forums --> Sup Forums --> /r9k/ --> Sup Forums and then finally /out/

Well that's usually how the cycle goes. Occasionally you may accidentally wander into other boards like Sup Forums or /his/ where you shitpost for a while but that finishes sooner or later.

There's no real excuse, it's just ugliness, unless you're up to date a fatty one.

Fuck that noise man

Being a virgin got nothing to do with fedoraism lad

I don't talk to people.

Thanks user, would I have a shot in australia?

I'm 5'5", all my friends are married and I don't put myself out there.

I wouldn't even look at a girl who wears fucking crocs in public
n*rdoids are disgusting

ah yikes i didn't notice that

go to thailand or something
>I can't afford it
lies

This, it doesn't get any better.

But I do.

you do this with your gf?