I want to hold hands and cuddle with a cute girl that loves me

>i want to hold hands and cuddle with a cute girl that loves me
why must i be like this

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Me too

i want to hold hands and cuddle with a cute swedish boy that loves me

you'll never get to cuddle a girl who genuinely loves you. just imagine it, NEVER. you can find some ugly slut who is into your money (if you have any lel) but her "love" will be fake

Why stop there? Demolish your headboard while you demolish her pussy, two birds one stone.

Why must you be so pessimistic ?
:(

Have you tried?

I was close!
Close I tell ya!

all swedish boys should turn themselves into qt feminine fucktoys, i think this is why you're unhappy, you look for love in the wrong place

sideways Italy is right, bring on the femboi bussy

go to a brothel in netherlands and ask for the qtest girl.

She was thicc too!
And there was another girl
the semester before that
same thing.
Darn rurals!

isn't that homosexual? i am heterosexual

it's not gay unless the balls touch

>sideways Italy
kek

you can be an heterosexual girl (boy)

You know....
that's not a bad idea....

Oh yeah I tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand

>tfw was 18 when I had a gf
>tfw now many years later
I am a fucking lonely idiot who spends time here instead of moving forward.

How many girls have you asked on date this year?

And no, no girl ever will do the first step despite how much you whine. It's a mans role.

I have never asked a girl out in 19 years

What if my face was like this

Lose weight and start lifting.

Well who's fault is that?
Lose weight, get a better haircut and start gymming.

How should a man with a helplessly ugly face do

There's not much better in life, but it's fleeting, and potentially rare.
Go 2D - my life has improved approx 2% but my finances have seen a massive gain.

>asking people on dates

What is this goblinland?

You don't ask women on dates. That's not how shit works here.

i just want to hold hands and cuddle with a cute azn girl whom loves me

Get swole and/or rich af.
Preferably and.

1) Lose weight
2) Start lifting and get strong
3) Once you get big and strong, start looking for a haircut/style that suits you. Don't forget to get new good clothes.
4) Do simple facial stretching, will improve on some aspect(nothing gamebreaking).
5) Be yourself.

Azerbaijan?

Tell me how it is over there,
spaceman.

but even so, you should not rape girls

>write swole asian in google images
>google suggests "small asian"

>you wanna grab a drink/some food/ kickback later
>yeah why not
is what I meant for a "date". Well at least that's how things are here.

I also want that. But because I'm a midget, it will never happen. I know prostitution is illegal in our countries, but would I be punished for paying someone just to cuddle?
All I want is to snuggle up under a blanket with a girl and drink hot chocolate, while we talk about our feelings and laugh about stupid shit.

>no one asks girls out on dates
You guys really are your own special breed of bizarro - like belgians, but with character.

Åk till danmark.

once you're out of highschool or university there is literally zero reason to ever pursue girls
may aswell just give up and become a wizard at this point

based Merican and Swede
I've put on my weight for lack of exercise and reached to 75kg recently, must reduce it

There are two ways

1. The common way is to start out as friends and slowly become more intimate, at no point do you acknowledge any "dating". Shit just happens. When you have been a couple for a while, you announce it officially to the circle of friends so that other people will back off.

2. The less common way is to meet up for a fuck and keep meting up for a fuck until you become close and then you start meeting up for other stuff other then fucking.

two straight guys having sex? how is this homosexual?

Join clubs that will make it easier for you to socialize if you're not in university, I find it a lot easier than having to ask random cute girls on the bus.

No wonder you yuropoors are getting replaced by muzzies lmao

>But because I'm a midget, it will never happen.
Height never bothered me.
Most of the time my charm overshadows that aspect, and it's like they forget it.

plus it would feel weird, you don't want me to dress up like a girl, right?

>I've put on my weight for lack of exercise and reached to 75kg recently, must reduce it
Good follow your ancestors listen to Okami Inretto

Why would anyone choose option 2?
I'm going for option 1!

Hi, is this your boat?
I though it was mine but, we can share it if you don't try any homosex stuff.

We aren't though. That's just American propaganda meant for brainlets like you.

Arab men are ugly and short and not even Arab women like them.

Option 1 is hard. You need a big circle of friends first. If you are a loner, you are fucked. Also for every woman in your circle of friends there are countless orbiters and you are trying to compete with all of them for her attention.

Option 2 is good if you are good looking but socially retarded.

Yes my master

Btw, what would be the closest word for fjordheadland?
Varg is wolf so that would be Okami but vikernes is vik(also known in most cases as fjord)er-nes(known as some land)

same here, brother

>this much incel rage
Chillout senpai

What's fjordhead?
Fjord is fiyorudo in Japanese (it was introduced into Japanese since there were no words refering to fjord in Japanese)

Also 峡湾 kyouwan or 入江 irie is acceptable

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I see, so Okami Irie would be japanese version of Varg Vikernes

I doubt you're literally a midget, though.

Vik is a bay, not a fjord.

Good luck, blood.
The Swede's instructions are more thorough - and accurate.

So you mean like under the cut-off?
A midget guy would probably be under 5'2/5'3

I svenneballespråk är det

Yeah, also in Japanese naming custom a first name comes after a family name. So

Irie Ookami, or Koori‐no-irie(ice cove) Ookami(edgy)

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Even Asian manlet can be muscular
Thx my man

fuck :DDDD
tur att man lyckades klara gymnasiet...

Yes and a good looking manlet is better than a bad looking. So train hard and you will see that people will look at you, mainly women.

>tfw socially retarded
>tfw not attractive
i should kill myself already

Sun and steel.
I believe in you.
Please do the same.

I'm right above the cutoff. I'm 165 cm. Cutoff is 161 cm.
I've never met another fully grown person who is shorter than me. Even in rural China, I'm frighteningly short.

imagine having a real life flesh and blood girl tell you she loves you...

For a guy or girl?
Because there are many girls under your height.

Come on, friend.
You can do it.
Fitness and/or wealth.
Style and social graces work well too, but we'll ignore those atm.

Rude.

>there are many girls under your height
No, there are very, very few. But why would they settle for a midget when they could be with a real person?

"Ignore those atm"
That means that they will come out as evidently essential, but I can lie to myself meanwhile and become a cuck in a gym. Or not?

The only decent trait I have is that I am fairly cultured. I'm not some ignorant retard. But that is not attractive, I am well aware.

5'2 in Metric? That's pretty short.
But I don't think anything is impossible.

>165
That's the minimum height for the army in Portugal bro, you'll fit right in with your boipucci

> be with a real person?
Damn man why so harsh.
I'm 5'6 and this is close to the elitist's cut-off
the real cut-off is 5'7
Men under 5'8 like us are ridiculed.

Arigato gozamasu Koori no irie Ookami san

I'm 5'8 and the real cut-off is 6'0

No, those were alternatives.
Any one of those alone is sufficient.

desu manlets shouldnt be allowed into army or police roles, they tend to go on power trips after being bullied in childhood then placed into authority roles, i suspect
the one kid who became a cop from my senior year was the edgy kid no one wanted to be around (and he was short)

This is American stats mang.
In real life people notice you are short unless you are under 5'8/5'9
No one cares if you're 5'9 - 5'11
That isn't considered short ffs It's average.

> In real life people notice you are short unless you are under 5'8/5'9
meant "In real life don't people notice"

This is a waiting man's game.
Hell, my mother is like 4" taller than my father, but he swooped on in at the right time and bingo.

>desu manlets shouldnt be allowed into army or police roles, they tend to go on power trips after being bullied in childhood then placed into authority roles, i suspect
>the one kid who became a cop from my senior year was the edgy kid no one wanted to be around (and he was short)
In my home state for a long time state troopers had to be over 6'0"

Police have killed 76 people in the USA this year, for some reason you focus on this one case and attribute it to height

lmao

Wha? Were?
You have no idea what american cops are like.
In big cities, they tend to be fine.
In suburbs and rural areas, they tend to be power-tripping assholes.

well I haven't been able to see the other 70 vidoes and in the other 5 it was mostly merited
you probably haven't met enough manlets, living in sweden after all,
the insecurity of being physically inferior, especially in a role in which they're supposed to hold authority really does get to them (it seems) and so some over compensate by being stupidly aggressive

>tfw been on 5 different dates since last week

Err, power-tripping assholes with a gun, a grudge, and near legal immunity.

You furfags must have it as easy as standard fags, huh?

>you probably haven't met enough manlets
I am the manlet