I WILL ROW THROUGH SHIT FOR YOU, AMERICA!

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Oh yeah well I pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

She's cute.

How long until the Olympics is in India and they literally have to?

Hey user, wanna go to Brazil and go rowing with us? *giggles*

Does she have any choice?

Lets hope ergos really do float so she doesn't drown in shit

>giving yourself e.coli for a metal disc

It would be better if we just nuked Rio tb-h

Soon as India scrapes together enough money/child sex slaves to offer the IOC a satisfactory bribe.

+1 Internets for you my friend.

Kalmoe is a self absorbed cunt. Take it from someone who has been on the team with her. Also,
You don't want Grace laughing. Good lord.

Are you a grill?

you know I like her better not dolled up like a tart

Pay denbts.

yes, she could say a simple no like others did

scat fetishist

I agree, comfy fit /out/ cuties are the best.

Are you going to Rio?

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Kek. Bump for epic shitstorm.

I will if you are a girl and torture me until I do.

I decided I like this rower after all.

>lip ring
>pokies
>that "laid back" look, gnome sang

>You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Don't be gross. I hear they save the pieces of shit for appetizers before dinner.

Boat house row member here. Never fuck female rowers. Literally the most unclean people I know. They do usually fuck great though. It's a constant battle of sanity. Especially with the post workout adrenaline boner.

>Also, FUCK GEESE

FUCK THE OLYMPICS

What club?

Penn AC

You sound like Keen, Ian, JOB or Davidson. Either way, go to fucking bed. We're racing in the morning.

She has good pokies though, subtle yet suggestive of a piercing.

FOR YOU

I'm doing my pre race masturbation edging to Sup Forums happening articles. I need the extra anger and test.

>You want to win don't you?

>gap
>pokies
>naturally curly hair
>piercings indicate sexual willingness
have we found our rio 2016 waifu lads?

ARE YOU A QT GIRL I NEED A QT AMERICAN GRILL TO ABUSE ME AND HIT ME UNTIL I AM CLOSE TO DEATH.

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Nah, if you want a Rio cutie look for the lightweight girls or coxswains.

Dear god those are two fugly women! Even slight pokies on the one can't save her. She's downright coyote ugly.