MCU Random power thread

Scarlet Witch has somehow accidentally brought you into the MCU a few days after Age of Ultron and during the trip between worlds you've gained superpowers.

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How do you explain yourself to the Avengers and what will you do in this world?

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baller as fuck, I wouldn't explain shit to those weak losers. I'd just do as I please. Like fuck they could stop me.

Probably take over some small shithole in South America, become king, and make it a great place to live. Dr. Doom style nowhatImsayin?

>Loyalty Empowerment
>The power to gain strength from loyalty. Sub-power of Undying Loyalty. Variation of Affinity. Opposite to Betrayal Empowerment.

The one fucking time I decide to post in these threads.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Passion_Manipulation
I'd be purple man II. Also, I'd use the power subtly, combined with mundane psychological manipulation without people realising they are being manipulated so no super strong bitch could wreck me up

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Intangibility

So I'm basically Vision. I could not have hoped for a better resolution in this scenario.

Daily Reminder: Biological Manipulation is the very best super power out there.
It would grant the individual the ability to do an become anything.

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"Sup, I'm a Computer-Man"

Funny enough thats what I got. So yeah Im Alex Mercer apparently. I dont think the Avengers would take kindly to my abilities

Kill Scarlet Witch would be the first thing since she fucking sucks and I got super strenght.

So I would rip off her head and stuck it in her ass.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Imprisonment
>User can imprison gods and diving beings, with little or no chance to escape. It can also work if the target has divine blood mixed

Guess it depends what is considered divine, but pretty limited in function. I mean, I could stop Galactus and then get my butt kicked by Paste Pot Pete.

I got the same thing

How would I kill you?

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I can ruin Michael Bay's movie career, I am prime Avengers material.

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Apparently they tell me that I can't be Captain Marvel, for obvious reasons.
Fuck them though. They can get an ass full of SHAZAM

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pretty low tier but at least i can now use Steve's line when i get beat up

>I can do this all day.

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So, basically the Spectre but Thanos is after me?

Electrical exoskeleton. Inhuman...I guess?

>So yeah Im Alex Mercer apparently
lmao no not even close
AM is a fucking little faggy bitch next to someone with true Biological Manipulation.

You have no idea how over powered that ability is.
Want to be smart? You are now computing beyond what a quantum computer could ever hope.
Want to be able to breath pure cyanide? You can.
Want to be able to resit lava contact? You could fucking bath it for all you care.

There is no need to the complexity, strength, and adaptations the biological form can take.
Not to mention that being smart and having control over your motivational drive would allow you to create mind blowing tech.

You are more of a mix of Alex, Tony Stark, Reed Richards, and a bunch of other weak losers all rolled into one.
Seriously, Biological Manipulation is more powerful than anything else. Well, maybe not reality warpers but those guys are basically cheaters.

I'm weak to people putting their fingers in power sockets. Try that first.

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I'm more or less a green lantern

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Oh good, I still feel pain, but can continuously die horribly. Can't wait to job to Thanos.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Inducement
>The user is able to inducing a order, a condition in which each thing is properly disposed with reference to other things and to its purpose; methodical or harmonious arrangement. Conformity or obedience to law or established authority; absence of disturbance, riot, revolt, unruliness.
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This description seems like it was intentionally overcomplicated as a method of self-convincement on the writer's individual part, specifically regarding them to believe that they are expectionally intelligent, or at the very least applying to these current circumstances in question, making them appear to be a writer of high-quality and immense knowledge on the subject of which they converse towards.
So is it just fucking mind control?

Huh, that is handy. Though knowing my luck Id probably get captured by HYDRA for genetic testing. Cant think of a name. But hey Id give the avenger thing a shot

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Light darkness mimicry. I think I'll be a villian

>The user is the personification of harmony, the idea that people should get along with one another and with nature instead of trying to change their environment to their liking.
Yeah, I can make Thanos my bitch once he gets the gauntlet.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regeneration_Bestowal?useskin=oasis

I can heal or make other people regenerate. I guess I'll sell my skills

>though knowing my luck Id probably get captured by HYDRA for genetic testing
literally how
you could compact yourself down to the size of antman, or smaller, grow wings and fly the fuck away.
or grow super huge and just stomp on them.
turn your skin into a material harder than titanium and rekt shit.
build a fucking laser gun out of a toaster and a piece of glass from a window

You have no idea, none what so ever, of the possibilities that would open for you with the ability to utterly control your entire biological systems.

Wow, that's so rude.
I don't think she would like it tbqh m8.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Day_Manipulation
I'm the champion of the sun, guys.
Don't want to fight bad guys at night?
No prob guys, just keep me around for support.

Congrats, you're the reason we'll never see Claire again. Dick.

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I hate the MCU and Marvel

I think DC could use some qt blacksmith elves

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flashover_Inducement?useskin=oasis

In a more comic-faithful MCU I'd likely be the cause of the Civil War

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by despair of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers
>despair of oneself

Gosh, I guess I am now the most powerful being in the universe.