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Christopher Brown
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Evan Taylor
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Is that what he calls it?
Andrew Moore
Good stuff
Leo Mitchell
>" People talk loud when the wanna sound smart, correct?"
> "CORRECT!"
Christopher Howard
>Patrick: I got it! Let's get naked!
>Spongebob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate...
Landon Martinez
>"Hey boys, hanging out?"
>"Yes"
Landon King
>This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... Advanced Darkness.
Juan Jones
>...but it's becoming increasingly obvious
>...I can deny it no longer...
>...I am small...
Cooper Bell
>"I hope the audience brings lots of IBUPROFEN"
Levi Hernandez
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
Jacob Barnes
IT'S RADICAL
David Ortiz
EVIL!
Nathan Hall
Leo Wright
The guy catching his breath is what makes it for me.
Josiah Mitchell
>I can almost taste it...
Jose Robinson
>I will not let you down Mr Krabs! I will not let you down!
>Uh, Spongebob, could you please let me down?
Aaron Allen
I still don't get what Squidward is implying by this
Jordan Allen
>I love the young people
Noah Parker
>you used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
Joshua Stewart
>at night
Ethan Howard
this quote went over my head for so many years, then i randomly watched band geeks about a month ago and heard this and was in stiches
Adam Ramirez
OH NO HE'S HOT
Aaron Walker
>Sorry Sandy, I gotta... go get my haircut!
>SpongeBob doesn't have hair... Or... does he??
Noah Hernandez
>...Then this must be your wallet
William Hall
>It's not my wallet
Tyler Anderson
>Where's the leak, ma'am?
Grayson Nguyen
>No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.
Parker Brooks
>Patrick. I dont think these bubbles can get any bigger.
>NONESENSE
Tyler Rodriguez
>He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
>Ahem.
>Oh... but it looks good on you, Spongebob!
Jayden Collins
"We have a Tape Recorder Box"
Carter Barnes
You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Chase Garcia
Dying for pie has two of my all time favorite jokes in rapid succession.
>Can I buy one of those home made pies?
>Oh these aren't home made, they were made in a factory
>A bomb factory
>They're bombs.
Followed by
>Yeh had to kil 'im.
>The boy cries yeh a sweater o' tears
>And yeh kill 'im.
Adrian Bell
One more crack like that and you're out of here.
Blake Cooper
One more crack like that and you're outta here!
Aaron Ward
please no I have three kids
Samuel Sanchez
He's implying that spongebob has a different problem. There's really nothing to get,
Jackson Kelly
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until four
>ICE? There's never been any ice, ICE IS JUST A MYTH!
Noah Baker
...
Dominic Roberts
>Mr Krabs: Keep together, don't lose your cool
>Spongebob: Can I lose my cool now?
>Mr Krabs: Why?
Pic related is why
Bentley Baker
Forgot pic
Adrian Harris
...
Logan Gomez
dumb people are always so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
Cameron Hill
>Are you Squidward?....That's ok, take your time.
Dominic Phillips
This is amazing
Nathaniel Cruz
He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!!
Carter Thompson
>Patrick:Well who cares about a stupid star?
>Spongebob: Gee Patrick it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one!
>Patrick: I'll deal with you after class!
>Spongebob: It is after class!
Mason Davis
>Or what? Am I gonna blow up!
>No, worse! They'll go right to you thighs!
>My thighs?...
>And then you'll blow up.
>KABOOOM!!!
Jace Turner
Except the point, which you just explained.
Christopher Martinez
>Give me back my sock, everyone knows I can't eat without it!
Nicholas Scott
May I take your hat sir?
Isaac Morgan
>Listen you crustacean cheapskate, Squidward has been living at my house driving me crazy AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK OVER A STUPID DIME!!
Daniel Anderson
Ya see this? This is science
Jaxon Torres
>So you were an alien all this time and you didn't even tell me.
>I didn't even know
>Ya well I got you now.
>Oh but it's not you that's got me it's...*pop*, me that's got me
Julian Butler
>Firmly grasp it in your hand.
>... Firmly grasp it.
>...
>FIRMLY GRASP IT
John Jones
"Wait, Spongebob! We're not Cavemen...We have technology."
Ian Mitchell
>It's a baby scallop
>I'll take care of it!
>No Patrick wait, it can't even fly
>Why is it stupid?