Is he your virgin brother?

>is he your virgin brother?
>hahaha hes ugly
>omg hes so fucking short lmao, is he above 20 years old?
>have you ever seen a REAL VAGINA?
>hahahaha
what do you do

who are these people
where am I

whiter than you, espanolaroasties

whiter than you muhamad

I refuse to speak to wh*toids

I bring some wine ask them if they could show me real vagina, get laid because I'm not some filthy beta male.

"Bitches, what's up? How many cocks did already fill your vagina today? Now get the fuck out of my living room or I will beat the shit out of you."

>ask them if they could show me real vagina
>not beta

>Ewwwwwww creep

Holy shit you dumb gamma.

This happened to me... But they teased me about looking cute, smelling nice, looking too young for my age and wanting to take me home and eat me... They asked me if I have ever seen a bra or worn a skirt...

>"C-could you show m-me your v-vagina?"
This is pretty much what betas ask. I've seen, fingered and fucked vaginas without asking this.

*unzips dick*

How terribly uncouth!

Yes but not everyone is a Thomas Donnerschwanz like you.

Well, have you?

Kick them all in the face until they are all terrified and crying.

>inb4 you shouldn't hit a woman

Make a vague comment about my sister knowing for a fact that neither of us is a virgin.

Yes. I saw my sisters vagina. Massive meatflaps, continuous discharge and a gape the size of a sewer

Watch out or you'll suffer a similar fate

Claim my rightful place in the sofa and start eating the food desu

The worst thing is being rejected by your sister's friends

I have some stories

I've seen bras before, obviously... They were just teasing me...

You like 6 foot 10 right?
How tall is your sister?

>what do you do?

Pull your dick out and present. Chances are one of them will want it.

> wanting to take me home and eat me
Were they Spanish?

laugh at them because im gay

No its inappropriate to talk about her, but she's the shortest of us at 5'11 lol and we get a laugh out of it

that would be weird since i don't have a sister

Why have you seen your sister's pussy in the first place?
5' 11" is taller than most women by the way.

I'd try and fuck one of them

Hello! Who are you?

Ah, no, not like that, it's like an idiom in my country. Kind of like when an american girl says she wants to "do" you, like kissing and stuff...

we do that too

Its a joke m8 let's end this morbid discussion here.

I was implying I would embarrass the hypothetical sister in OP with that

Vaginas....

no stupid they actually wanted to eat you obviously. good thing you didnt comply, you could be dead now!

Sorry don't mind me, I'm autistic.

Yeah, so do we... it's, uhm, a figure of speech, of course...

something is fishy here

What do lewd Turkish girls say Mehmet?

That sounds Spanish to me

Don't worry so am I no need to apologize

Relax and shipost

not gonna share my secrets

welp

Since when I have a wh*te sister?

They might be her white friends

...

calm down muhammad

>what do you do
take a picture, run upstairs and make a thread about it while I furiously masturbate my anger and humiliation away

Have you vapid whores ever seen the inside of a book? Heh, good luck with your hairdresser and cleaning lady careers.

accurate

Nah. As an Asian, I can tell that even 2nd gen Asian girls have female friends that are mostly Asians unless they live in a place where she is only Asian or so.

America claims to be a place of racemix and shit but that doesn't really happen

Really activates my genitals.

congrats on the test surge grandpa

"if you ever get tired of sin, the Lord will forgive."

Your own doesn't count doe Trans-Thomas

You racist bitches. I will now rape you with my anti-racist cock

Yell Allahu Akbar as the light of heaven engulfs us

How old are you?

unleash KARA BOGA

running low on %s ?

hey there
yes, it's me
how you doing?
fine?
ok, have a good night girls

>without asking
They could accuse you of rape at any point for the rest of your life lmao

Holy fucking hell that group looks intimidating

And I'm not even a virgin

>Nah. As an Asian, I can tell that even 2nd gen Asian girls have female friends that are mostly Asians unless they live in a place where she is only Asian or so.
>America claims to be a place of racemix and shit but that doesn't really happen

>virgin
kek, I had been with more than 70 prostitutes.

>roastie party

I wouldn't go out of my room in the first place

Wake up because real people don't talk like this

>Greece
>how do I get a loan
wew is this some meme map?

Just take my dick out 'course

Why are you talking about sex with someone you don't know you degenerate?

hawt

THE incel DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND COLLECT BITCOIN
``THE incel ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` SOY FOR THEIR VIRGIN FARMS!!..the incel DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY incel IN ``LATIN ???

*`INCELOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN incel IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF ABSTINENCE CALLED ``VIRGINITY``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, CHAD AND STACY CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NIGGERS GOOKS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES
11- THEY PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO MASK THEIR EXISTENTIAL VIRGINITY

What is this meme called?

Fuck the difference between sweden and norway/finland...
But I can see why that is, friends are hard when you're paranoid about everyone in existence including your own family

>Why are you hiding in this room user?
>We can make you feel goooooood!
>[laughing intensifies]

Obviously they were making fun of me, but I jacked off like CRAZY when they left.

Months later
>One stops by
>My sister goes to the bathroom and one arabian girl corners me
>”Hey user, whenever your sister invites us over, who do you like the most?”
>Uh, you I guess? You’re not as obnoxious
*touches my arm*
>”Thank you...”

Little later

>They come to our house at 3AM drunk and high to eat & rest
>Same girl hunts me down to the basement
>”user, you’re gonna be my husband one day, you know that?”
*slides hand up my shirt*
>”user you don’t have to be scared of me...I can teach you sooooo many things...promise I won’t do anything you won’t enjoy...in fact [inaudible slurring]
>Bertstare her and say “Get some sleep”
>Autistically march away

Did I do the right thing?

I'd say yes

>Russia

I got my eye on you, Ivan

Yeah, you really deserve to be here... with us... forever.

say nothing, make no eye contact and go to my room

>He's so short
But I am 197cm tall :(

>How do I steal the diamonds

You fucking retard, this never happens to me and you get lucky and fucking waste your opportunity. I hate you user.

nobody behaves this way

why do you guys do this to yourselves

You need to get out more

gtfo bitches
im going to watch Corinthians game now

>move towards them
>shit on their table
>go upstairs again

Because I hate myself

>went to see run the jewels with my sister, her bf and a few of her friends
>all her friends kept commenting all night on how cute i am and asking why i have never had a gf

You didn't want to cheat, right? We are your true friends and your wifus are here user.

jorge pls

>i have lived the sheltered and blessed life of a chad
>trust me guys i know what i am talking about

you have a zip on your dick?

brag about my anime knowledge

send them to the shadow realm

>arabian girl

You did great brah.

Are you prostitutes? How much per hour?

She was qt but kinda slutty