declaration of /brit/dependence edition
/brit/
very important strawpoll:
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
And so the conversation tuuuuuuurned
anime
anime
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
seventh
poo
whats the best board apart from Sup Forums?
me? im a /fit/ man myself
never really considered this before but almost every single person on earth is a complete moron. incredibly rare that anyone is actually significantly knowledgeable about more than a couple of subjects apart from whats related to their career, and 70% of the worlds population are poor peasantry living on 2 dollars a day and eating mud
...
>flanchester poonited
/tg/
don't think any of my friends really like me anymore
Venison pigs in blankets with some cranberry and port sauce lads
wear my underwear to sleep
naked would be absolutely disgusting
shower or do more maths lads?
a girl convinced me to download snapchat to snapchat her but then we stopped dating and now i dont use it and it only serves to remind me of my regrets as i watch her slowly slip down the friend list on it
why?
back seat driving, passanger travelling
bumming a ride in my own brain
pointless meandering, using the vanity mirror to break up the cocaine.
loitering.
lost in a memory somewhere between the first kiss and a dope vein.
>nu-/fit/
grim
does one preclude the other
2011 was the best era but it's been making a comeback with the various gimmicks
why to which?
underwear? because i always have
disgusting? because it's your sweaty naked arse against bedsheets
she sounds way too posh for that flat/those clothes
my guy
Do gays and trannies celebrate christmas?
no, merely postpones
not watching the new soy wars "film"
only one more day of toil (for me)
>on 2 dollars
Enough for rice and eggs in Vietnam
numbeo.com
writing poetry because i'm a gay cunt
my arse is clean i think it's fine
the only reason i sleep in my pants is that it keeps my nutsack in place
...
kill
marry
fuck
yummy. is she underage?
i do, but i can't speak for my boyfriend
daily reminder that all you brits could LITERALLY go to jail just for READING this board
'once
i have a constant erection if i sleep nude and then i wake up with a sore willy
*ignores the bums and peruses the profiles*
negative little goblin you are
>Daisy's a shit actor
wow, hot news
youtube.com
Very important video x
santa claus is based on siberian shamans who gave people free hallucinogenic mushrooms through the chimneys of their huts because the normal entrances were blocked by snow
flying reindeer are based on reindeer native to siberia that like to eat those mushrooms and get high
santa claus hanging out with elves gets a whole new meaning
Do you celebrate Christmas
>kill
like you could you runt
wish she'd at least done an american accent for starwars like Boiega
me in the tube
hate black men
love black cock
simple as
love juicy asian arses tbqh
Any noosphere man in?
why did you make this post with mugi's picture attached? could you delete it please?
GOOD POST
who is your favourite member?
mines Dom, he's like a big teddy bear and his voice and lyrics are really good :3
imagine the girls inside endlessly puking
CAN you delete it please*
FTFY kind sir x
where can you buy wash bags for men lads?
Test post
Joba's falsetto
Ameer's fashion sense
Dom's technical ability
Matt's lyrics
Bearface
racism is natural
depends what you mean by celebrate
hate Christmas, but i do the obligatory Christmas bullshit because i have no choice
Hate north africans, they have nothing to do with Italians or spainards and I wish people would stop saying they do.
goooood mythical morning lads
EY BUDDY I'M FUCKIN' WALKIN' HERE
just want to go to a japanese high school and participate in school festivals
want to get confessed to by a girl under a cherry blossom tree
want to pass out drunk in front of the train station after a night of karaoke with all my salaryman friends
its not fair
>hate Christmas
Free Shkreli
Gabagool etc.
>59 replies
>only 10 (You)s
why would anyone bother posting here? nobody talks to anybody they just shitpost independently
tfw no bf
make better posts maybe??????????
oprah winfrey is an american
>just want to go to a japanese high school and participate in school festivals
go as an english teacher
>want to get confessed to by a girl under a cherry blossom tree
one of the students might
>want to pass out drunk in front of the train station after a night of karaoke with all my salaryman friends
entirely possible
got excited thought you were Sudan for a second
Sisters mates (year 7) are getting iPhone Xs
It's a state school
idiotic consumerism
absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE my opponents taking the maximum minute and a half turn limit in hearthstone
not going to respond to you directly but going to acknowledge you posted
Got a record player for Christmas
what does it being a state school have to do with anything
she'll be our next president too
It's an attention war
dem ones yannah
I want a British gf pls
jordanians are white and based
can't be any worse than the current one
Sandnigger diaspora
genuinely wish for another european war so brexit looks like a good idea in the history books and I get to die in glory.
he's half brit
Can't stand living in this world anymore. Everything is plebeian. So very few patrician things for those such as I.
donald trump? donald drumpf is more like it
gf (bf)?
same
you lads wouldn't last two weeks in the trenches
He's only white because he's mother is British, Palis and Syrians are white. Jordanians look more like Gulf people
japanese high school is a brutal conform or get bullied until suicide jungle, with ridiculously hard tests and 5+ hours of homework every night
Salaryman life is 12+ hours daily of mind numbing labour for low wages(in comparison to the western world)
Don't get weebs/poltard's fascination with japan, it's a horrid country to live in
oprah openly hates white people
it could be much worse than drumpf
*lasts three weeks in the trenches*
anglo-american friendship is a nice idea on paper
shame about in practice
it would be the whole eu v you then
palis and jordanins are the same thing tho?
>implying it's a bad thing to hate wh*Toids
Same but my friend group as shrinked down to the 3 of us so I assume they just put up with me despite not having much in common. The question is:
How in gods name do i make friends?
soon the eu will expand into eastern europe and the caucasus bringing them into conflict with russia, then you'll get the war you want
>anglo-american friendship is a nice idea on paper
>shame about in practice