/brit/

declaration of /brit/dependence edition

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anime

anime

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

seventh

poo

whats the best board apart from Sup Forums?
me? im a /fit/ man myself

never really considered this before but almost every single person on earth is a complete moron. incredibly rare that anyone is actually significantly knowledgeable about more than a couple of subjects apart from whats related to their career, and 70% of the worlds population are poor peasantry living on 2 dollars a day and eating mud

...

>flanchester poonited

/tg/

don't think any of my friends really like me anymore

Venison pigs in blankets with some cranberry and port sauce lads

wear my underwear to sleep
naked would be absolutely disgusting

shower or do more maths lads?

a girl convinced me to download snapchat to snapchat her but then we stopped dating and now i dont use it and it only serves to remind me of my regrets as i watch her slowly slip down the friend list on it

why?

back seat driving, passanger travelling
bumming a ride in my own brain
pointless meandering, using the vanity mirror to break up the cocaine.
loitering.
lost in a memory somewhere between the first kiss and a dope vein.

>nu-/fit/
grim

does one preclude the other

2011 was the best era but it's been making a comeback with the various gimmicks

why to which?
underwear? because i always have
disgusting? because it's your sweaty naked arse against bedsheets

she sounds way too posh for that flat/those clothes

my guy

Do gays and trannies celebrate christmas?

no, merely postpones

not watching the new soy wars "film"

only one more day of toil (for me)

>on 2 dollars

Enough for rice and eggs in Vietnam

numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Vietnam&displayCurrency=USD

writing poetry because i'm a gay cunt

my arse is clean i think it's fine

the only reason i sleep in my pants is that it keeps my nutsack in place

...

kill
marry
fuck

yummy. is she underage?

i do, but i can't speak for my boyfriend

daily reminder that all you brits could LITERALLY go to jail just for READING this board

'once

i have a constant erection if i sleep nude and then i wake up with a sore willy

*ignores the bums and peruses the profiles*

negative little goblin you are

>Daisy's a shit actor

wow, hot news

youtube.com/watch?v=BEngCoiYnJM

Very important video x

santa claus is based on siberian shamans who gave people free hallucinogenic mushrooms through the chimneys of their huts because the normal entrances were blocked by snow
flying reindeer are based on reindeer native to siberia that like to eat those mushrooms and get high
santa claus hanging out with elves gets a whole new meaning

Do you celebrate Christmas

>kill
like you could you runt

wish she'd at least done an american accent for starwars like Boiega

me in the tube

hate black men
love black cock

simple as

love juicy asian arses tbqh

Any noosphere man in?

why did you make this post with mugi's picture attached? could you delete it please?

GOOD POST
who is your favourite member?
mines Dom, he's like a big teddy bear and his voice and lyrics are really good :3

imagine the girls inside endlessly puking

CAN you delete it please*
FTFY kind sir x

where can you buy wash bags for men lads?

Test post

Joba's falsetto
Ameer's fashion sense
Dom's technical ability
Matt's lyrics
Bearface

racism is natural

depends what you mean by celebrate
hate Christmas, but i do the obligatory Christmas bullshit because i have no choice

Hate north africans, they have nothing to do with Italians or spainards and I wish people would stop saying they do.

goooood mythical morning lads

EY BUDDY I'M FUCKIN' WALKIN' HERE

just want to go to a japanese high school and participate in school festivals

want to get confessed to by a girl under a cherry blossom tree

want to pass out drunk in front of the train station after a night of karaoke with all my salaryman friends

its not fair

>hate Christmas

Free Shkreli

youtube.com/watch?v=0k3GedCKKVo

Gabagool etc.

>59 replies
>only 10 (You)s

why would anyone bother posting here? nobody talks to anybody they just shitpost independently

tfw no bf

make better posts maybe??????????

oprah winfrey is an american

>just want to go to a japanese high school and participate in school festivals
go as an english teacher

>want to get confessed to by a girl under a cherry blossom tree
one of the students might

>want to pass out drunk in front of the train station after a night of karaoke with all my salaryman friends
entirely possible

got excited thought you were Sudan for a second

Sisters mates (year 7) are getting iPhone Xs

It's a state school
idiotic consumerism

absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE my opponents taking the maximum minute and a half turn limit in hearthstone

not going to respond to you directly but going to acknowledge you posted

Got a record player for Christmas

what does it being a state school have to do with anything

she'll be our next president too

It's an attention war

dem ones yannah

youtube.com/watch?v=ry2N33hwkn8

I want a British gf pls

jordanians are white and based

can't be any worse than the current one

Sandnigger diaspora

genuinely wish for another european war so brexit looks like a good idea in the history books and I get to die in glory.

he's half brit

Can't stand living in this world anymore. Everything is plebeian. So very few patrician things for those such as I.

donald trump? donald drumpf is more like it

gf (bf)?

same

you lads wouldn't last two weeks in the trenches

He's only white because he's mother is British, Palis and Syrians are white. Jordanians look more like Gulf people

japanese high school is a brutal conform or get bullied until suicide jungle, with ridiculously hard tests and 5+ hours of homework every night

Salaryman life is 12+ hours daily of mind numbing labour for low wages(in comparison to the western world)

Don't get weebs/poltard's fascination with japan, it's a horrid country to live in

oprah openly hates white people

it could be much worse than drumpf

*lasts three weeks in the trenches*

anglo-american friendship is a nice idea on paper
shame about in practice

it would be the whole eu v you then

palis and jordanins are the same thing tho?

>implying it's a bad thing to hate wh*Toids

Same but my friend group as shrinked down to the 3 of us so I assume they just put up with me despite not having much in common. The question is:

How in gods name do i make friends?

soon the eu will expand into eastern europe and the caucasus bringing them into conflict with russia, then you'll get the war you want

>anglo-american friendship is a nice idea on paper
>shame about in practice