You came home early one afternoon and you found your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room

you came home early one afternoon and you found your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room

now, assuming you are a responsible and well adjusted adult, what would you do?

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whip my dick out and watch

i rape them both

Start referring to him as my daughter

Rape the other boy and tell him I'm the only one that can kiss my son

Applaud.

Beat the shit out of him

tell the other faggot to leave, take my son inside, wash his mouth out with soap, tell his mother and let her wail on him with a spatula, and then give him the ultimatum of going to a Christian therapy camp or get the fuck out of my house

>kill him by throwing him into a gorge
>Erase all things that prove he exists in our family, force him to change his name, and kick him out of the house with the promise to shoot him on sight if I ever seem him again
>Beat the homo out of him
Any of those options work for me senpai

Close the door and pretend it never happened

Send the other kid home and send my son to the grave

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Tell him it's fine as long as he doesn't start screaming about how he's underrepresented, use the phrase "cis" or talks about "privilege".

He can be a based gay, or he can be a fucking fag and GTFO.

Have him smoke a ton of DMT or something. maybe that will make him reconsider

Call the police and get my son as a registered sex offender for rape, then never talk to him again.

Never put all your eggs in one basket Sup Forums, have multiple children.

divorce and let the wife to keep the kid.

>assuming you are a responsible and well adjusted adult
>on Sup Forums

Kek

honestly i think its common to experiment as a teen

my first gay experience was with a classmate was at that age (we watched porn together and had mutual blowjob) Only did it 1 time, he turned out to be straight as an arrow after that

its been like 10 years and he has a girlfriend now

Close the door, confront him about it later.

> allowing degeneracy

I'd probably do this as a joke, but he'd know that I have that sense of humor so he'd get it.

look for the camera that some crazy SJW warrior set up and paid them a thousand dollars to make out as I came home to try and make me look bad. Even if I just look surprised because I never knew this about my son. the SJW jumps out of the bushes naked with painted boobs shouting about how I am a bigot and that I am a terrible parent pepper sprays me then cuts my dick off with a knife and shouts "gender equality" I reply with "that makes no sense" she posts it on the internet and gets praised by everyone on facebook and I never have sex again.

Pound his friend's boypussy so they will break up because his preteen dick will never compare to my thick and girthy manshaft and he'll never be able to satisfy his partner again.

I have a son now? He's gay like me too?

Kick him out, disown him. No son of mine is goin to be a queer

nothing, i can't control faggotry.

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Exactly what I'd do tbqh

>he turned out to be straight
>he has a girlfriend
And what about you? You're trying to divert a lot of attention to your BJ friend.

Are you sure it's a boy? Completely serious. At that age it's a bit hard to tell sometimes. That boy could be some girl rebelling against her own gender.

Do I assume this is the first time I've seen this? If so, I ignore it. Sometimes you gotta kiss a guy to realize you don't like kissing guys.

I make him kill his boyfried and havk him up. Its a way of letting go of that part if him. It will make the weak faggot stronger.

Call him a fag and start buying him dresses

give him some privacy.

He can't control what he's attracted to, but he sure as shit can control how he goddamn acts.

So long as he's sensible with money, reserved and not flaunting it expecting some diversity bullshit, or special privileges, as long as he don't act like a "speshul snowflake", it's fine by me.

I'd rather have a based, feminist-bashing, jew-hating, muslim-hating gay son, than a faggy lord of the dance son.

kill those faggots

I'd probably close the door and drive to a bar. I'd be disappointed as fuck.

This

>Not studded
Dixie has things to teach Europe still it seems

I did this too, except it was with my cousin and we were 12. We also humped each other (no penetration cause we were too tight). There's literally nothing wrong with kids exploring their sexual identities.

The glasses one or the other one? Because glasses is the only one you could mistake for girl.

pic related

Double murder suicide as I had failed as a father

Nothing
Later would talk about it with him saying that I support any decision he makes, he is my son I would always have his back

>Being okay with your firstborn son telling your line to go fuck itself by being a homo
You've got issues

Honestly this

At least it's not a nigger

>He can't control what he's attracted to
Go back to Sup Forums cuck

Talk to him later about is ok as long as he eventually start a family, unless i am not white, why i would have a kid to start why

Unzip my pants

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i already came out as gay in school

which is probably why he felt it was okay to make such a move on me in the 1st place...

went to his house to do a school project

boys are horny at that age i guess

But I would fuck his mother hard that night, without wearing a condon

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"Are ya winning son?"

beat my wife
gay son = defective mother or pedophile dad
start a new family

Make one suck me off while the other sucks him off.

I make him smoke that whole carton of penises so he wouldn't want to ever do it again.

>So you'd rather have a degenerative barebacking hedonistic HIV pos twink bitch of a son?
kekk

Honestly I'd be really proud. If he's gay and managed to not be a flamboyant faggot enough for me to figure out on my own, he's a good kid.

i would unzip my dick

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hahaha ebin XDDD

You're faggotry incarnate, filthy jew.

rory scovel?

Top or bottom?

Go watch TV.

why is it that its always white people that turn gay? i swear to kek that ive only seen a couple of gay niggers and absolutely no gay spics in public.

sell him to a saudi prince and make a new son

>Or pedo dad
Well if your wife is ok

Depends. Does he look like this?

I did somewhat gay stuff with my cousin but we are both straight. Like we slept in the same bed, and he stuck his dick in my ass just the tip though. of course

>No gay spics
Blacks and spics are gay as fuck, there are a lot in the US by stadistics

honest question:
how would you react if you catch your 14 year old daughter with another girl?

Bash his head against a rock and try again. The defect is not my problem

Leave, because I have obviously entered the wrong house as I have no children.
Serious answer, tell the little shit to get out of my house shout at the brat for having people over while I'm not home.

Parents were divorced so I can't actually imagine a scenario in which I have a wife.

I actually stated that I'd rather he didn't act like most gays.

As long as the kid is fucking sensible, safe and not a goddamn SJW then as far as I'm concerned, I've done better than the last goddamn generation did.

is there a difference in how you'd react if he was top VS bottom?

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probably benis

bond with my daughter over spitroasting her gf

Buy him a sowing machine, make him sow me Nazi uniforms.

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OP never specified if the son was the firstborn or not.

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>exploring identities
>discovering you are a faggot
>then denying it
It's your world bro

>statistics
>no link

Sneak up behind them
Use both hands to smash their faces together
Tie them up like that
Pants my son and spank him hard with studded belt
While shouting
>YOU LIKE TO SUCK WIENERS HUH!?!? HUH HUH YOU LIKE TO SUCK WIENERS
While pushing his friend lower so he's at groin level of my naked son who's getting spanked and probably bleeding
>SUCK MY SON'S WIENER DO IT FAGGOT YOU LIKE TO SUCK WIENERS RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
Then throw his friend out of the house and tell the wife
Wait till he's 18 and then kick him out
Also make it impssible for him to study and refuse to give him rides to school

>There's literally nothing wrong with kids exploring their sexual identities.
Thats something a pedophile would say

Considering it's my wife's son and not mine I would just say hello and go straight to my cuckshed and try and skype with my real son whose mother is a prostitute who makes 20000 a week but I still pay full child support and alimony. His mother answers the skype and says I am never allowed to see him because I didn't feel her profession was a good influence on him and it's california so men have zero rights over paternity. Then I prep my wife's bull when its time and then cry myself to sleep

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>his only rebuttal is the classic feminist 'u must b a vergiun lel'

I'd educate her on feminism before that age.

I'd be disappointed too but not as much. As long as she's not a butch dyke and is still my little girl, that'd be a lot better than having a fag son.

Whip my dick out and watch

Not my son.

how do you know you dont like pie if you've never tried it?

I'd smash lock door before which enduring consequences form sutra of swing

>his main argument is "cuck"

Kick him of my house.

No poofucker in my home

Smile and then start making out with both of them desu

look at that honkin' schnoz!