Neither one stands a chance against Gary

Neither one stands a chance against Gary.

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> Gary " pay Sherpa Everest pull means that I am qualified to be president," Johnson
> Gary "Jews should be forced to baking cakes Nazi " Johnson
> Gary , " a replica of George Woshington's arms to me as a kind gift from a colleague ? Household waste goes" Johnson
> Gary " William welding is fairly liberal , simply ignore the voices and attitudes," Johnson
> Gary agrees with 73 % of what it says Bernie Sanders ' Johnson
> Gary "Shit borders and the rights of workers , too," Johnson
> Gary "Iran is a threat to national security because of finances ISIS ' Johnson
> Gary "the guy who just listen to people lmao " Johnson
people really take seriously joker ?

>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Gary Johnson so much, I had all the merchandise and campaign swag
>I pray to Gary every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Gary is love" I say; "Gary is liberty"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gary Johnson
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Gary Johnson
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my country."
>He grabs me with his powerful Libertarian hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my wallet for taxes
>He waves me off, saying that my money is mine to do with as I please
>Freedom is scary but I do it for Gary
>I can feel my stock portfolio growing as my eyes start to water
>I buy another t-shirt
>I want to please Gary
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my wallet with the benefits of minimal governmental interference
>My dad walks in
>Gary looks him straight in the eyes and says "The two party system is a dinosaur. And we... Are the comet."
>Gary leaves through my window
>Gary is love. Gary is liberty.

>crusty pasta is crusty

10/10

Just like faggots take anything Infowars says as if its gospel truth when Alex Jones is a liar ON RECORD Y2k firing missiles at USA (total lie!!! Risking national security) Oh, but yeah let's vote for Trump who meets with Kissinger in secret, who is a total panderer to Jews

Fuck's sake pull your head out of your ass

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>lelbertarians

What's wrong with this?

Why should I vote for the cuck who wants OPEN BORDERS?

Are you retarded?

PASS THE BOWL, GARY, YOU'RE HIGH ENOUGH ALREADY

>gun grabber
>liberatarian

Kek

Is he the one that called Trump a pussy?

I feel Gary feel up my Johnson is going to take voters away from Hillary's base more than anything.
Trump has a fairly solid foundation of right wing and independent voters.

Granted Shill Stein and him will take away a lot of the democratic voters that might have voted from Trump instead of Shitllary, but...
I really do think Trump has a larger base of supporters and a stronger foundation.

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Give an answer retard.

Fuck people like this. Give an answer, retard.

>the meme

"I can't even shoot a gun, but I think my sons have a few." -Donald "Cuckmeister" Trump

You should want him in the debates then

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>this
>presidential
He literally has autism
youtube.com/watch?v=kNw8FuAVUv0

I wanted to like him so badly but he keeps failing. Why was he too lazy to get his name on the ballot in all 50 states? Why isn't he stump speaking? He's controlled opposition you CTR shill!

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from the guy with a muslim cock rammed up his ass

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