You wake up in Utah

>you wake up in Utah

Senix gets tired from running thru woods

Being catholic probably means I'll be regarded as edgy faggot and probably heretic because I don't believe in the magic underpants.

Go about my day and complain about shitty drivers.

I frack the shit out of it
t. local republican

Really cute sanic

>you wake up in Utah
>in a cult compound

Utah is a sucks.

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA D*NEOID WOMEN AT?

i got to slc and ask for jobs

>I wake up in Utah
>I go to my job like I do every day
>I really wish I didn't have to wake up in Utah
>I never should have moved to this whitetrash and spic shithole filled with homeless and retarded mormons

Please kill me guys

I thought it was mostly happy Mormons there?

>I wake up in Utah
>I start my religious journey

Where is the best place in America to live?

Oh, I'm sorry.

New England if you can afford it. All of the northern states are great too. Minnesota especially.

I wake up in SLC thinking I'm in Beijing with all the pollution. It blows

Fucking nowhere, it's all shit.

Alaska

I stay for a few weeks as holidays and then go back to the land of the white.

mmm I'd disagree. It's cozy but frigid in the winter, a mosquito bog in the summer, creepy, and provincial

best place would be where I want to go

I've lived all over NE my whole life and have no idea what you're talking about.

You gotta leave the house more often