Whoa whoa whoa slow down

Whoa whoa whoa slow down

:pauses:

Yeah so this is me

I suppose you're wondering how I got here..... well it's a long story

:Baba O'Reilly starts playing in the background"

heh yeah that's me getting tossed out on my ass by the establishment

some things never change I guess.

Shut up negro
New thread topic:
What's all this bullshit I'm hearing about North Korea wanting to declare war on us? Like seriously threatening us (for real this time) over something
I'm hearing rumors

He had no balls and was not fit to lead. He should have done what Ted Cruz did.

they say elect trump or war

IN WESTERN VERMONT BORN AND RAISED
COLLECTING SHEKELS IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS.....

Kek

CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN ALL COOL, TALKIN BOUT SOCIALISM OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL

10/10

DAILY REMINDER

Cue opening credits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g

the funny thing is Donald Trump is exactly the person to call their bluff and fuck Kim in the ass.

WHEN A COUPLE OF GOYS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKIN IN MY SAFE SPACE

EVERYTHING IS FINE, CITIZEN.

EVERYTHING IS FINE, CITIZEN.

MAKIN TROUBLE*

No one blames the DNC for not making a Jew their presidential candidate.

I applaud them for it, but Hillary is still a terrible candidate.

...

Finish. This might be good.

GOT SUPER KEKHOLDED AND MY WIFE GOT BLACKED, SAID YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN THE KEK SHED.

IM ONE LITTLE KIKE AND HILLDAWG GOT SCARED SO NOW IM ON STREETS AND IM GOIN NOWHERE

RIDIN IN MY BRAND NEW AUDI WITH MY WIFE'S SON, WHILE JAMAL IS INSEMINATING MY HUN.

keep going OP

and the girls, well, they had other things in mind *picture of girls with chads*

but that's too far back let's fast forward a little bit

and these two? these are my parents, let's just say they weren't feeling the bern.

Sure, I had some friends, there was
tiny tim, Twelve Inch Ted, Eyes, The Darkness, and Jaws.

wow ok that may be a little too far back

Yeah that's me just another jewish kid from Brooklyn I'm sure you've heard that story a thousand times by now.

But the thing is I always thought I wouldn't grow up to be a cliche. I wanted to be different. I wanted to think different, and most of all I wanted to "make" a difference. That was supposed to be my destiny.

Boy was I wrong.....

you're getting a little wordy, cut it in half

Ah the 60s

I'll never forget them. Sex, drugs, hippies, rock and roll, communism, and diversity. Lots of diversity.

Too much diversity really

In fact there was so much diversity in Brooklyn that it turned into a warzone. Personally I blame the capitalists.

Anyway the diversity got so bad I had to move to lily white Vermont. That's where I got my first job ever at the ripe old age of 40