Alex

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Reek Havok

it's actually 'wreak'
But holy shit, please tell me they actually say that.

Yes. The writing in this movie is fucking terrible.

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Fuck that's so campy. I can't wait to hear it for myself later tonight.

>At least we agree that the third film is always the worst

What did they mean by this?

>Well Scott, I guess you can say I have a thing for white guys

Slut.

The Last Stand was epic so this is wrong

Oh please, if you had a friend who's super hero name was Havok and you needed him to fuck shit up, you'd tell him to wreak havoc.

You're lying if you think otherwise.

>Jean I've never kissed a girl before
>And your boobs, they are so much bigger than mine

What did Armor mean by this?

I was hoping she'd throw at least one firework.

user, all women love white guys. If they don't then there is something very wrong their their brains. Usually drug users

It seemed like they cut out some of her screentime. She was apparently giving Kurt a tour of the school, but we only see the end of it.

It sounds like there were a few cut scenes and I'm really hoping there's lots of them on the DVD.

>You want me to lick what?
>But isn't that where you poop from?

"And this is the last scene that I'm in. I was a little surprised too but they said I get to wear the sunglasses next time."

That's MacGyver.

I like how when the jump out of the car she just goes missing. Like she is still seen hanging around the extra after that but she goes from being right next to Scott, Jean, and Kurt to not being in frame for 5 minutes. Like she just teleports out of the car

Do you think Lana is a virgin?

As soon as they gathered in the ruins my friend leaned over and asked "where's Jubilee?"

Going to a bar with an chink who has a pixie cut. I think I am going to call her Jubilee a bunch

I loved the movie, but I'm salty that the whole team from First Class is gone
They could have atleast left Banshee

Technically Beast and Mystique are still there.

But yeah, I'm going to miss Alex. I was hoping they'd do some Summer bros power combination since they're both immune to each other's powers.

>who better to fight an angel, than the devil himself

>Like she just teleports out of the car

I blame Kurt.

I really wish they hadn't tried to cram EVERYTHING in this movie. I enjoyed it but the editing and writing was attrocious. You needed a couple characters to follow through the story not EVERYONE.

A real shame.

Is he gay for Erik co?

what did he mean by this

So do they do anything worthwhile with Scott in this movie? Any moments that make him recognizably the good character he is actually is?

How's Tye Sheridan? I really, really like him in Mud.

He was trying to lead mutantkind into the next stage of evolution, and Phoenix revealing herself showed that they were already there.

Apocalypse, as in the word, means "uncovering".

He wanted the strong to survive and was willing to give his life to see that. When he saw the Phoenix the final act of "uncovering" had been complete.

He's one of the subplots, coming to accept being a mutant.

I actually liked him quite a lot in the film, and he's part of taking Apocalypse down more so than some other characters.

>How's Tye Sheridan? I really, really like him in Mud.

you have good taste, Mud is an excellent film


Unfortunately in Apocalypse, Cyke is the rebellious younger brother of Havok. Take from that what you will.

>they're both immune to each other's powers.

How does that work?

Also, isn't Scott's power just concussive force, not actually heat vision? It seemed like it was the former when he first shot it, but the latter for the rest of the movie

Seemed like his eye beams were heating up the metal Magneto impaled Apocalypse with

Concussive beams cause masses of friction and heat shit up.

The friction was heating the metal I would think.

As for why they're immune, it's the given plot reason for why Scott doesn't blow his own eyelids off or is able to cover the beams with his hands. So they decided that to mean something about his genetic make-up makes him immune (like when an animal is immune to its own poison) and as such his brother is immune too.

Here it punch shit:
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Here it burns (like on the rest of the movie):
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OPTIC BLASTS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>shitting on Last Stand
>Four Horsemen by Metallica playing when they recruit Angel
>"All is revealed"

this movie had a lot of pottery

PUNCH BEAMS FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION

Friction can melt anything even enough force or time.

>I really wish they hadn't tried to cram EVERYTHING in this movie.

This. They had enough ideas in this to make 3 movies

>x-tinction agenda
>apocalypse
>fatal attractions

>>Four Horsemen by Metallica playing when they recruit Angel

I was so hyped when that happened. How could you do an 80s Apocalypse movie without someone listening to Metallica in the background?

I was hyped about it too but I was confused about why a rich kid was hanging out in German slums in a fight club

Pottery.

>DEATH TO THE WHITE OPPRESSOR

What did she mean by this?

Probably got run out by his father or left to be a rebellious little shit since mutants went public earlier in this timeline

Jean had a vision of the future and it was of this movies reception

I actually think it was a really fun but simple movie

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>This. They had enough ideas in this to make 3 movies
Indeed. Personally I wish they had focused on one person coming into the school (e.g. Scott) and built up the school as a place and the new team. While conversely having Apocalypse do the same.

There are some cut scenes (e.g. a mall scene when the kids skip out) which would have been fun and fit the 80's theme.

They should have followed Scott entering the school and Apocalypse growing power and building his forces. If you had more time with the burgeoning X-Men you would have been more invested in their fight and things like the Phoenix revelation.

We really didn't need Mystique out there and this and that. It was too much. Too many subplots.

I liked Alex in these movies.

Good actor

At the least his one real rebellious thing, flaking off to go to the mall, was lame, dorky, and after he had seen Jean. He's trying to impress the girl, in a horrifically cliched way, and that kind of works.

That second thing is a fucking god damn add and it was some of the most fun X-men cast action I've seen in six god damn films.

So anybody else wonder why Quicksilver hears his music at a normal relative speed for himself to hear, rather than slowed down to near nothing?

Hard Rocker Angel was the best Angel has ever been.

>that feel when his outfit after he got metal wings with the studded jacket

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It's probably speeded up

Okay, so, next film is going to have an active team of young X-Men in proper costumes, going to a fully formed school with tons of other students. Will the team be the cool kids? Will the other students know? Will some think they're dorks? How will Quicksilver abuse this?

Tye does a good job. He is actually given more scenes as a leader than I expected.

There's a bit where Mystique, Beast, and other mutants get captured by Stryker. Cyclops basically leads the remaining mutants (Jean and Nightcrawler) on a rescue mission.

Storm gave me such a huge boner.

like seriously huge.

I loved how silly this movie was.

The part when Magneto forms the big X with the steel beams to block Apoc was great.

Maybe its sped up for us but he hears it slowed down

You ever hear songs slowed down to super slow speeds?

God that was so fucking cheesy.

I loved it.

This movie would've been better received if it settled for either uncompromising action romp like "First Class" or self-serious down-to-earth thematic exploration like "Days of Future Past". It tried to have it both ways and felt disjointed.

The weird jokes breaking a tense scene seemed to want to pull the sort of the the main Marvel movies do, but it always felt off. Like the delivery was wrong, or breaking the tension for the audience was wrong itself.

I didn't hate the movie, but I didn't love it either. I didn't believe ten years had passed for any of the main characters, because they looked exactly the same. Despite being the 80s, it's really only referenced a handfull of times, and it being the 80s doesn't seem to have any importance to the film, whereas the prior films felt centered in their time periods. All the referencing to Last Stand was bizarre, too. You'd figure they'd want to stay as far away from that as possible.

>it didn't feel 80s
>Four Horsemen by Metallica
>Sweet Dreams
>Jubilee's outfit
>Angel's outfit after Apocalypse fixed his wings
>Those X-Men outfits at the end

>it's really only referenced a handful of times
>points out the handful of times
Yeah, nah.

I'm over this bitch.

Seriously.

Go away JLaw.

I want to fuck JLaw

The more she keeps acting up, the more general audiences are gonna dislike her. Other actors/actresses have half-assed it for the paycheck and she couldn't even do that.

Isn't it going to be embarrassing that sometime in the next 15 years, the X-men's team leader will leave and join up with Magneto's Brotherhood?

I think it's more embarrassing that Wolverine met Jean while she's still a sexy teenager and before it's really okay for him to want to snkit her bub

Her actress looks ugly as fuck to me normally but she makes my dick diamonds with the Mohawk, Especially when it is black

don't worry she turns into Halle Berry at some point

>Her actress looks ugly as fuck

Is that gonna happen in this new timeline though? Doesn't seem like it.

well Angel's already dead so it's definitely not following the same events

I'm not into black chicks who aren't storm

Also it is kinda weird to see a storm who cowers in fear like 3 or 4 times in the film, but I guess we haven't seen a teen storm in any media ever

When Jubilee said,
>"Scottu-son, sucky sucky five dorrar. Me ruve you rong time"

What did she mean by this?

He was shown alive, but severely injured. And still with metal wings.

It's pretty clear we're on a new timeline now.

Fassneto is dropping his conquer plans earlier than McKneto

I don't know but I want to fuck her actress

>He thinks Angel is still alive

user...

No, this is a new timeline.

True but future Logan doesn't remember since he only has his old timeline memories.

I didn't believe that he was dead. Not that he couldn't be but if they wanted him to be DEAD dead they would have shown him being more fucked up after that massive explosion.

>giant fireball
>some minor burns/cuts

Thanks for helping out with the house restoration Eric, I guess I won't mind control you into walking to the nearest police station and confessing to crimes against humanity

jlaw is so shit, especially with acting like she's older than jean and cyclops but she looks like the same age group as them.

and that fucking ending scene of her being a drill instructor, just awful.

if Angel was alive why would he have been left behind and wasn't given any closure like Psylocke fleeing

>that scene when Alex is bringing Scott to Xaviar's but then sees Jubilee and has flash backs to vietnam

I think it was a little much to show Havok beating a young girl while yelling "gooks inside the wire, gooks inside the wire"

As an asian guy, I personally hate how hollywood only hires female asian actresses who have that round filipino look. Why the hell are there never cute plastic kpop actresses? Are americans just so obsessed with the exotic asian girl look?

>It's a Magneto goes villain but he doesn't go full villain episode

If apocolypse is all powerful and can minipulate all matter why did he need Magneto?

>turning your boyfriend in

10/10, too bad he's not played by Mark Wahlberg

That's why I'm saying he's dead but not DEAD dead.

They don't want to pay for the surgery and people would probably complain if they aren't "asian enough" like they complained Storm wasn't black enough.

If Magneto can manipulate metal and run his mutant making machine, why did he need Rogue?

I've always had a huge boner for Jean, but damn this Storm is fiiiiiiiiiiiine! I don't even like blacks!
Best Angel ever. Too bad...

So are the power boosts Apocalypse gave his followers permanent?

Storm made a little wind before he supercharged her, and at the end after she turned on him she was calling down full-blown lightning storms. I don't really see them depowering her if/when they do more movies.

Is Magneto still super OP now?

If Mystique is a reluctant good guy now why did she disguise as Stryker and intentionally fish Logan out of the river and give him to Weapon X

Because it would have killed him. His machine would kill the user so he took Rogue so that she could use his powers and then die to turn everyone else into mutants because he was a massive piece of shit

He was good, it was nice to see cyke getting some attention in an X-movie.

My autism was triggered when they made gave him heat vision instead of eye punches.

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