If you had carp in your bathtub, what would be his name?

if you had carp in your bathtub, what would be his name?

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Amenemhat Sobekhotep

Karpfenhauser

Fresh carp needs to shit out his dirty things before you can eat it.

Bąbelek

And you have them do it in the tub? Strange.

Crap

keeping it in the tub couple of days removes the muddy aftertaste,it works for all freshwater fish

summer caught burbot is more common here

>Fresh carp needs to shit out his dirty things before you can eat it.
How long does this normally take?

A few days

Lojzík/Pepík

Where else?
1-2 days should be enough. Depends on the size of the carp. The older and bigger they are the more mud they store.

Hitler

>giving name to the food

I don't understand this autism

Mr. Carp

Hal

Karasique

Ibrahim gods chosen karp

fantastic thread

Karasik

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Janusz

bettynho

What autism?

Thijs

Preben

Adolf

Mariusz

Napoleon

Carp

Carpe

tubby

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Ivan

Pepik is quite offensive polish name for a czech person

Paul

le fishe

Hiroshima Toyo Carp

What the fug

Jan Trzetrzelewska

Carpath in basin

Krzysiu

WTF WHY DO POLES ABDUCT CARPS? NOT ONLY ARE THEY AN ENDANGERED SPECIES BUT THEY ARE VERY INTELLIGENT AND EVEN HAVE SOUL HOW DARE YOU KILL SUCH A NOBLE ANIMAL LET HIM GO RIGHT AWAY

Carps are fucking parasites. Literally river niggers.

Frank

Karpik

carpiez

MARCH MARCH DABROWSKI

Pussyinvader

Pszemek

Al Tunnel

Why don't you eat a nicer fish?

Do polish people name their fish?

Miroslav

Svetomir

Fry

Carptube

Yeah I agree. Being the son of Polish parents I never got the whole carp meme. I don't like it very much at all, even if you put in fresh water, soak in milk, etc. Maybe because in Canada we have God tier fish to choose from. Walleye is amazing, all trouts are amazing, bass is good, different types of salmon... Carp is bottom barrel here, invasive species actually.

That's a great question. And the answer is, as always, the commies. Communists in Poland pushed this new secular tradition of eating carp, simply because it was cheap. Before the war we ate a variety of fish: salmon, trout, pike, the list goes on. My family still usually goes with trout or salmon, I have actually never had a carp swimming in my bathtub.

neguinho

Janek Karasikovskiy

I love carp.my family tradition was to deep fry it clean the fish and rub salt and flour and mayonnaise and then fry it.
Were not Christian or ethnic Canadians however. Its somethinf from oir village back home.

i can't imagine a situation where i'd have a carp in my bathtub

there's no reason to eat carp, they taste like mud and cow shit

How do you know a taste of a cow shit?

I was examning it then I sneezed and put hands near my mouth I got a little taste

Yo nigga
That's fucked up

Yeah Canadians in General don't seem to like fish all that much, let alone something acquired like carp.
My parents make carp "po Gretsku" or "Greek style". First you fry the carp in flour, just so it's golden crispy outside. Then in a ceramic baking pot layer fish and a fine mixture of spices, peppers, carrots, onions, and garlic (I'm missing something), almost the consistency of a coarse sauce. Then finish off the fish in oven. It's OK to me but the rest of the family loves it.

I can see why the family enjoys it.it takes time to prepare and it serves as a nice meal for a get together

Thomasz, the polish shitposter is what i would call it

Not, our local river is invaded with that shit-tier fish. Apparently thanks to some ukrainian immigrants in the 90s

Jakub, in honor of a good Polish friend I used to have.

Rainbow trout taste like liver, never was a fan of them.

what happened to this friend

Nothing, we just drifted away.

Slavisha

Kåre

Russians are fucking parasites. Literally snow niggers.

Piotr

>I was examning it
For what purpose?

Underrated

What about siika?

Carpe Diem

Bogomil. He was delicious.

Carpe Diem

name would be "piece of shit" because its a shit tier fish only 50 IQ brainlets eat

>eat
who does this

Karasique maybe?

helps remove shit taste.
where else can you keep a fish alive?

this is what russian fish look like: pure evil!
fucking invasive species!

everything from russia is crap and or evil.

it's chaotic fish from the warp.

Where do you take a shower in the meantime?

>annual Polish Christmas carp thread
Ahh yes

in the lake where fish has been captured. Isn't that obvious?

>showering in the bathtub

it's a sacrifice one must make for a decent meal. not that i like carp, but it would be much worse without rinsing it out.

Grzegorz

What a beautiful skurwiel
you should be thankful to that Ukrainian

+1. good name for karp ryba

Literally niggers