Nightly Islam Thread - Vocaloid Mode

As-salamu alaykum; Good evening; Good Morning; Good afternoon.

Welcome to the Sup Forums nightly Islam thread, a space for dialogue and understanding.

Myself and my Muslim brothers and sisters will try our best to clear up any misunderstandings or misgivings you may have about the world's fastest growing and oldest religion, Islam.

As always, serious questions will get serious answers. Islamophobic comments/memes will be ignored, hidden and wordfiltered.

Talking point: Muslims in the west are often considered to be liberals by both liberals and conservatives, yet Islam itself is a conservative ideology. A practising Muslim is *always* conservative.

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SAGE

really makes you think

>That image
CROSSED THE LINE TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
ENJOY GETTING LIBERATED

Hey OP, I need some halal muslim jokes, can you help me out?

perhaps you counld clear up the misunderstanding that is the middle-east and how bellignarent it has been to neighbouring non-muslim states for the past 1400 years

gotta admit, ISIS music is pretty good..
I'm still not converting though, despite your PHAT BEATZ

only barbarian cultures keep their women in bondage.

faggot

In response to a Brazil fags shitty dance video using the mudslime prayer

>A miku hijab

I've never thought I would say it but this LITERALLY triggers the fuck out of me. Is nothing sacred?

Does it make me a barbarian to keep my wife in bondage?
Shit..
I might as well become an ISIS then.

>islamophobia
>Prioritizing American values over a false religion
Pick one

Saged

>only barbarian cultures keep their women in bondage.
You mean the optional headscarf Muslim women often choose to wear?

Because pious Christian women also often wear a similar head covering. It's about chastity and modesty, and also deference to God (SWT).

The Caliphate was the belligerent as opposed to the Holy Roman Empire? As opposed to the Protestants and their wars?

Tell me more about the sacking of Byzantium, the crusades, the inquisitions and the witch burnings.

The Caliphate was the only empire that even allowed people of different religions to live. You know why? Because it is written in the Qur'an, that's why.

>Muslims in the west are often considered to be liberals
rofl

>A practising Muslim is *always* conservative.

Then why do you vote liberal? Oh right because you're traitors who only care about taking as much as possible from this country and destroying it

Fuck you OP. There is no misunderstanding. I hate you and I hate your ideas. I know what your ideas are. I hate them. And I hate you for believing in Islam along with every 1.5 billion of you sick fucks and hypocrites

Heretics will burn in hell.

>optional

Not if you savages had your way with our laws. Just go back to the middle east; I hear it's paradise on Earth there. Especially in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Fuck off you inbred shits

this is haram.
>we are sending people to behead you.

why do you worship a guy who was suffering from an advancing case of psychotic schizophrenia

>willfully chooses life in a cave
>starts to hear voices
>also hears ringing in his ears and has seizures
>the voices in his head get angrier and angrier
>he trusts less and less people as it advances

all the symptoms are there.

I'll be honest, I hate Islam and what it did to my family's country in the Balkans.

But I commend OP for having the courage to post a thread like this.

What the fuck is that?!

a girl that wants to be part of eastern culture but the Japs wont let her in cause she ha a bomb strapped underneath her clothes

What is your opinion on Salafism?

How do prayers and fasting work in the far north or south (e.g. Finland or Argentina) where summer days are endless and winter days barely show?

I understand alcohol and other drugs are prohibited, but what about tobacco? It doesn't interfere with work and does not inebriate. A bricklayer or a software engineer are just as productive with a cigarette in their mouths.

Can the proper Koran be read with Modern Standard Arabic, or is it necessary to learn Classical Arabic?

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Are the sheets women wear in shariah countries """optional""" also?

How does a Muslim family typically reconcile with the fact that their daughter is dating a non-Muslim and will probably one day marry him?

Covering Miku's hair is easily the most offensive thing I've seen on Sup Forums FUUUUUUUUU must we destroy ALL that is beautiful?

Question for my chainsmoking teman

Why do muslims like green so much?

allah...

>Not if you savages had your way with our laws. Just go back to the middle east;
No thanks, I'm happy here in South-East Asia, where the overwhelming majority of the world's Muslims live (far more than the entire Middle-East combined).

In fact, here in the world's largest Muslim-majority country (with a Muslim president) the headscarf has no compulsion under the law. Women who choose to wear it are doing exactly that: choosing.

>Then why do you vote liberal?
When in a Western country, the options are either a liberal party that loves Islam, or a conservative party that hates Islam, many Muslims will choose the liberal one.

However look at any Muslim-majority country, and you will find that the most "liberal" political parties are more conservative than the average western conservative.

Here in Indonesia the choices for parties are conservative, more conservative or even more conservative.

>that feel when i'd help genocide the kebabs but that headrag sure does get my willy wagglin

>What is your opinion on Salafism?
Often mistaken as Islamic "purists" taking Islam back, in fact they are reformers who want to shape Islam into their vision just like any other reformers.

>How do prayers and fasting work in the far north or south
When it is unpractisable (e.g. in Norway during months where there is no sunrise or sunset) it is permissible to follow the times (sunset/sunrise) of Mecca.

>I understand alcohol and other drugs are prohibited, but what about tobacco?
Because tobacco was not in use during the time of the Revelation, there are disputing opinions on this. Drugs (in the narcotic sense) are certainly haram in the Qur'an, while Alcohol is not quite forbidden to the same extent, though it is certainly Sunnah to avoid it.

On the one hand, the Qur'an makes it clear that anything which is not forbidden is permissible, you can make the narcotic argument with tobacco. Personally I believe tobacco is to be avoided for the same reasons as alcohol, narcotics or pork (because it shortens your lifespan)

>Can the proper Koran be read with Modern Standard Arabic
It's similar to (but not quite like) reading Chaucer with only an understandinf of modern standard English. However much of classical Arabic is well known, and Quranic Arabic in wide use in the form of idiom. I say this as a non-Arabic speaker by the way.

The color? It has long been associated with the Prophet (SAW), and is mentioned in many reliable hadith as being a colour of the Ummah.

>chainsmoking
Not even once.

Almost never happens.

>Human laws are Islam
No friendo.

This meme gets thrown around a lot.

It completely ignores the fact that consanguinity is a product of poor education and poverty (or being Royalty if you're European) and puts the blame on Islam - again.

Yet Islam is the only religion that actually has specific injunctions against incest.

The fact that these countries were doing these things prior to Islam should be a clue.

>The fact that these countries were doing these things prior to Islam should be a clue.
Proof/

Aloha snackbar

Proof of what? That the countries depicted as having higher cosanguinity are less economically developed?

Or that cosanguinity has become less common in the West over the centuries as they became more developed?

Neither of these assertions are remotely controversial, and history backs up the second.

Incest is an economic problem, not a religious one. Pic related.

Eat shit and die, pls.

Kys indoshit

your kind ain't welcome here

Most pointless thread. Common argument by OP is that other religions have done worse etc.

Last I checked we didn't suicide bomb Rome.

You need to go back.
youtube.com/watch?v=vZ46qy1tguo

Religious discussion belongs in /his/

Fuck off, taqiyya won't work here you deceitful shits.

Salaam brother

I went to Indonesia recently and got engaged. I had a great time. How do you feel about Indonesia in terms of living there? Her parents refinished their house for us, but all the corruption keeps me from moving there. Do you think any certain Asian countries are better?

No misunderstandings here I lived in UK for almost 10 years.

Moved back to the states so I wouldn't be exposed to Islam every damn day and because I want my kids to be as far away from it as possible. I am polite to Muslims I meet; if they are nice people I feel pity that they have the misfortune of being born into such an oppressive and backwards culture, and into the only religion that promises death to those with the brains enough to leave.

Anyways,this is not a board for promoting peace and understanding; it's "politically incorrect" and it's our obligation to tell lovers of Islam to fuck off to hell, OK? Nothing personal; it's all about your religion.

can you explain these ideas in your own words, in a serious and non hyperbolic way?

How about the killing of 80 million hindus during the subjugation of India, nigga?

The invasion of Europe (before it was turned back by Charles Martel?)

The destruction of entire civilisations and centuries of irreplaceable cultural heritage?

The fact that Islam STILL condones slavery, and the treatment of captured non-muslims as subhuman and their women as sex slaves?

Fuck off with your whataboutism, Islam is a dangerous political cult. A mind virus enabled by fear and violence that leaves misery and ignorance in its wake.