You wake up in Istanbul

You wake up in Istanbul

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Yes I do that everyday

when you're BLACK everywhere is istanBULL

I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Istanbul, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven

Buy a kebab.
I heard that they are very good.

Beautiful...

I take it back with just my katana and slay all the t*Rks in the region reclaiming it as constantinople

i kms

Go to fuck some Syrian fugges in the first brothel that I can reach, go to see Hagia Sophia and also the Hortodox thing that they still have there only God knows why, go to the Grand Bazaar and back home

rape lolis

sssshhh untermensch

>untermensch
how's that aryan masterrace going?

Do I told you to answer untermensch? Get AIDS and die already ungeziefer.

>mohammed untermensch butthurt to the max

Take a week tour around the city
Then take a tour around the country to places like Cappadocia, Ephesus, Edirne, Bursa, Konya, then to coastal resort towns

lucky bastard!
You live in the city of my ancestors

> mongol
subhuman butthurt to the max

I have not awoken in istanbul

Grow a mustasche and wear the funny hat, maybe have a few kebabs. Then fuck off to Greece and eat the superior gyros

>mongol
whiter than you mohammed

eat sarma and drink tea

I thought the funny hat was illegal

isnt even germany lmao. try harder untermensch.

I would jump in the Bosphorus with a concrete block tied to my feet

Well shit I guess I'm going to turk jail. There I will be forced to oilwrestle to establish dominance.

Beautiful and amazing...

axaxaxa no need to be ashamed, untermensch

try harder. really. its okay.

nice damage control nigger

try.harder.

Pls stop fighting, this is supposed to be a thread about Istanbul

>try.harder.

...

If I wasn't scared of getting blown up by an IED or disappeared by Erdogan's gestapo, Turkey would be Top 5 on my vacation list.

die untermensch should know its place, nigger. i'm just pointing you there

Russia, your country is a shithole. Trying to make the strongest country in Europe look like a shithole just makes you look pathetic. Stop.

chinkity chink, another mutt puppet state trying to defend its brother in arms

Our country is much safer than yours Xiao Pei.

getting boring now. show some
ambition my dude

>getting boring now. show some
>ambition my dude
you're supposed to be the ubermensch here, so instead of blant "hurrdurr u shit i good try harder" give some excuses on why your "aryan" country is a nigger filled shithole

trying to make europe bad lameo. your country is literally a third world shithole.

>give some excuses on why your "aryan" country is a nigger filled shithole
still waiting, nig

lul

yyyyyy

>safer
Is this unironic? Because if so you do not mentally inhabit the real world.

>>give some excuses on why your "aryan" country is a nigger filled shithole
still waiting, nig. those pics don't qualify as excuses

Better than being YOUR puppet state.

There's a reason your neighbours jump into the EUs arms when given the chance.

ever tried not being a puppet state at all, chink?

We don't really have that option.

don't you, now? and why is that?

haha great thread guys! :) keep it up!

>mfw a russian tries to insult germany by posting an ahmed that is richer than his whole family

>a random piece of colonized land filled with former slaves located fuck knows where

>mfw a bunch of illiterate anglo convicts made a better country than russia's finest 'intellectuals'

Make a Rabia sign in a working class neighborhood and meet AKP gfs

And they say Russians aren't based

put on this tune and head out to find some coffee
youtube.com/watch?v=Lp-xN-o6W90

>enjoy top comfy empty istanbul morning just after all the poor turkroaches ran to wageslave for tiny scraps
>take vapur to kadikoy
>walk all the way to the end of fenerbahce... to see a friend
>get some coffee and stuffed poğaça on the way
>sit near sea
>shiiiiieet how am i here again
>plot on how to gtfo of this shithole, exact fucking thing i was doing 5 years ago

Fransızcı, koca götlü ibne, sen misin?

Guys, this is supposed to be a thread about Istanbul

Germany is one of the strongest countries in Europe, Russia is one of the worlds biggest shitholes. You are making a fool of yourself.

Lick Anzu's penis

Expecting a thread related turkey or turks to stay on topic and not create immense amounts of butthurt

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