Guess what the new twist is, Sup Forums...
>"The Rocketeer, is finally getting the respect it deserves. The Hollywood Reporter says the company is prepping a brand new sequel/reboot called The Rocketeers and the new hero is an African-American woman."
io9.gizmodo.com
Who is ready for this blockbuster?
I will not pay to see it. I no longer go to restaurants that have trannys or niggers outside the kitchen either
To be accurate. I will tolerate nigger cooks but not servers. And I don't want trannys anywhere in the establishment.
I bet the jetpack is stolen
god I hate the fucking pandering
and I hate black women too. I see them every day. I work in midtown Manhattan, one of the busiest and densest areas in the world, and every day I see guys running between the different banking buildings to do god knows what but it's probably at least a little bit important but before they can get there they just run into a wall of double-wide fat black women
Why do they walk so slow, Sup Forums? And why do they take up the whole sidewalk?
Your childhood fucking sucked OP
>I will tolerate nigger cooks but not servers.
that makes zero sense. you are ok with niggers touching your food but not with them bringing it to you on a plate?
black cooks? they're all Hispanic these days, ese
Enjoy the next Labyrinth where they recast David Bowie with a Muslim tranny.
>Digging up an old movie just to SJWifiy it
Hollywood really has absolutely no creativity left inside it.
Next thing they're going to remake Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure as a progressive feminist movie where they go back in time and """Correct"""" history.
Well, African-American women have always been at the cutting edge of aeronautics all the way back to Orvillnesia and Wilburta Wright so it does make sense.
>oh fuck that movie is awesome and it's getting a sequel
>wait why is this thread on Sup Forums
>oh
>Orvillnesia and Wilburta Wright
WE WUZ PIONEERS OF AVIATION 'N SHEEEIT.
Delete this before some jew forwards it to their producer uncle.
It's like they want to lose money
Especially in the world market
Nice, there's a great way to make sure nobody will see your movie. Might as well slap Sony and DC comics on it just to make absolutely sure it makes no money.
>Marvel and DC pumping out capeshit all year
>Ghostbusters reboot is a dumpsterfire
>oh jee whiz let's reboot a movie millennials don't remember and make the lead female, what could go wrong?
Lateeesha and Delquans excellent we wuz kangs and shit.
Fuck you, now hollywood will do this.
This shit is getting fucking annoying. What will be next?
>Written by (((Max Winkler)))
>Born in Los Angeles, California, he is the son of actor (((Henry Winkler))) and (((Stacey Furstman Weitzman)))
Not really much of a difference then...
If they wanted to be really sneaky they wouldn't even mention it's a reboot. But there they are, just fucking rubbing it in everybody's faces. And this coming after Ghostbusters. The fucking arrogance of it is breathtaking.
Let me consult my random Sony movie generator.
>(((merchants)))
If I only had a time machine.
>yfw she uses the decoy vacuum cleaner the whole movie instead
This.
Did they learn nothing from ghostbusters?
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
kek, do more
None of these "female reboots" have been financial successes. And all the "black reboots" have been flops.
I know that the (((producers))) are willing to take a hit if it means supporting their agenda, but at a certain point don't the (((producers))) have to get paid?
>io9.gizmodo.com
So this is going to be another ghost buster bust...
Guess who the next iron man is?
Or shall I say the iron negress
>not even making this up
The name of the black female replacing Tony Stark is named riri williams.
Sweat shibe doge
Dave Stevens is rolling in his grave.
No bulge.
The first creature to be sent to outer space in a rocket was a chimp. An excellent homage to our shared history. Well done Hollywood.
before they completely hand our country over to niggers they first have to condition us for it
that is what this is. they are conditioning the next generation to take control, and that generation is not white.
honestly, staying in the US at this point is fucking stupid. call me a cuck all you want but most of the children being made are not white. and every single white person I know that's even moderately intelligent does not want kids because they feel an actual responsibility unlike niggers. and every single white person I know has this idea that we need to not be so close minded to the world and embrace different people - even the most conservative ones I know.
You must miss a lot of movies - but that would really be for the best. Leave the rest of us to enjoy the damn film without you muttering expletives about other people.
DELETE THIS
NOW!
Ah! The Rocketeer is now a black woman transitioning to a white man? Or vice versa?
The rocket will be labelled "Trump Rocket"?
The 90s were as good as the 80s, but with a different feel. Don't turn this into a contest
I find it amusing that even their reboots reboot the sjw financial black hole of 'all we need is to reverse the race and gender and it's a goldmine'.
How long until nobody will invest in these failures?
America, what the fuck? why are the hollywood jews rebooting old movies for no reason instead of making new IP's? i rather have another shitty new movie flop than a reboot.
At least she's hot, right?
>it's me! I'm being attacked
They just want to devide idiots like this so russia, China, and the eu can decide Americas fate by choosing different sides and funding their favorites.
Do you watch every shitty hollywood movie that comes out? You must have a lot of free time.
If they remade Labyrinth with Tilda Swinton as Jareth, I'd be hyped
>prepping
>African-American
You got that right
>ass to ass
>it's time to go ass to ass!!!
>that fucking hand
unsurprisingly sjws are terrible artists
>Blacking all the things.
This is annoying as fuck.
So this is the new thing eh? Just halfbaked reboots with minorities in it to defect from criticism. All this will cause is for normies to associate minority actors with garbage.
>Jew likes $$$
>Diversity equals less money
This is something that throws me off about kikes. I mean, it's been proven shit like this simply doesn't make money.
I jerk off every time.
this country is in the midst of a demographic shift and when that shift happens white people will no longer control this country. it's not exactly a fucking conspiracy.
>my shitty indie movie is getting a remake
This is hardly a money maker. Of course you'll do the diversity pandering. Get a bunch anime nazis complaining and then every juan, tyrone, feminist and white cuck are going to buy tickets to make a point.
Make the budget shit tier. PROFITS CERTAIN.
This is why the jews win at everything. No respect, just science. And shekels as the ultimate goal.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Make the main charecter a black woman so that nobody can criticize it. No matter how bad the movie is you can get away with it by declaring anyone who doesnt like it to be racist sexists.
Pretty soon movies will just be an entire cast of gays, females, and minority stereotypes and any criticism will be declared bigoted.
government probably pays them to make this propaganda
how do you think Facebook became worth so much? government saw its utility
how do you think Snapchat became worth so much? government saw its utility
>Hey guys what about more diversity
>Okay so lets produce a new hero/champion and its Hispanic men
>FUCK YOU RACIST MISOGYNIST PIG
>WE WILL REBOOT A BELOVED PIECE OFF WORK WITH A WOMEN AND SHE MUST BE BLACK
Why fucking do this everytime instead of writing an original script and storyline?
Should be a part where BLM is riotting and an Ironman lands and everyone is like thank god hes here to save us and Ironman takes off his helmet and her afro just pops out and she's wearing gold hoop ear rings and starts shouting at the police.
Beneath Hollywood is a giant cavern filled with mountains of gold.
They have enough money to make any movie they want for the next one hundred years.
Everything is a ruse.
That is way too likely to joke about.
My #2 favorite childhood movie.
Assuming they can write it well and it doesn't end up as bland as any other reboot I'd be ok with it. I have very little hope.
At the bare minimum they are at least adding on to the existing story instead of disregarding it
It won't stop them from trying.
They are out of touch and are doing their best to make their money back, after all, remember that Hollywood has been plummeting over the last years.
It's a desperate attempt to make money or they know that their time is up and the pendulum is swinging right wing again, notice that SJW shit has been shoved down our throats more the last months than ever.
It's their last stand and they are trying to stay afloat.
Seriously though guys.
Upcoming ironman storyline
>Tony Stark be-bopping along in his suit
>suddenly super fast suit even better than his despite being half built blasts past
>Tony stark chases them down with great difficulty cuz the tech is so much better than his
>wow, you are so much smarter than I am, you should be the new ironman cuz im a stodgy ol white male who needs to retire!
>The genius who just Cucked stark at being super smart removes thier helmet to reveal....
>DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
>a black woman named RIRI!
guys. Seriously. Its real.
>I will tolerate nigger cocks
Fucking americans
Aren't sales for Marvel comics already at their lowest point? Are they just signaling to fans to completely give up on their comics and stay with the movies at this point?
Oy vey. You signed a contract. The studio will sue you for every penny. No-one will hire you.
You will be out on the streets.
It's not their fucking property, they're just using something they've got the rights for to make a quick buck and get some more goddamn normalfag brownie points with the identity politicking,
Not quite yet, but they've been flagging for the past year. They still have the primary market share, but DC has been manhandling them for the last two months and they haven't even rolled all their new books out.
you pedo
Oy vey. Who needs comic revenue when I have Hollywood Movies. You'll never figure it out, Goys.
I've left so many clues, it's unbelievable. How stupid are you Goy fucks.
You're going to watch this fucking movie, because I'm going to tell you to watch this fucking movie. And I'm going to make it look like it's your idea.
Goyim.
Just fucking stop messing with our shit jews before you upset the white masses
Also
>prepping the brand
He's a pedophile.
Stuff like this happening just makes me want to find out about the original property and promote that to other people out of spite.
Like the Birth of a Nation movie coming out, whose purpose is to scrub out of history the original. Knowing this compelled me to go see the original when I might not have otherwise cared.
>correcting history
>not time traveling back through various eras of historically """accurate""" WE WUZ revisionism to get help doing their homework for black history month
In all likelihood you are right.
I'm waiting for the trailer though. Stranger things have happened
The best part is this guy probably jacks off to black muscle porn daily. The ones that project the most are always the people doing it
Case and point are the loud anti-gay republicans/preachers that are always caught with gay prostitutes
Oy vey. You're using YouTube to get rid of me?
I'll get you next time, Goyim.
I don't fucking know. No one watches them. this is fucking communism no money goes in and more movies come out.
Too late, goy
you are my hero
You'd think 75% of the world was a fucking dindu woman by this shit. It's just nigger this nigger that nigger here nigger there
nigger nigger was a nigger
nigger nigger good only as a cotton picker
nigger nigger dindu nothin
nigger hitter now aint that somethin
>Would love some historical India epic or some crazy Mahabharata shit that isn't bollywood dancing
>Some more Chinese shit. Romance of the three kingdoms, journey to the west
>Fucking loved Zorro and I'm all for the WALL. But dashing spaniard swordsman is a fantastic schtick
Nah let's just make remakes till the cows come home.
Well don't tell anyone, Goyim. I don't want anyone to know this. This is a terrible thought, for me!
>The Rocketeer: the Pandering
Lazy writing is lazy writing.
>>Sup Forums
My thoery is that by 2030 all super heroes will be sassy black women and thugged out gangsters.
>thor drops his hammer and a pro-life thug rapper named Homie Thunda picks it up proving himself worthy to be an asgardian "cuz we wuz gawds n sheeit"
>spiderman Dies, a black homosexual breakdancer being chased by some homophobic bullies hides in a lab, gets bit by a radioactive spider
>Superman has a kid with a black woman, then dies, the kid takes up the mantle as "da soops"
>Batman dies, bequeats everything to black kid whose parents died in a drive-by thys giving birth to MC vigilante D-K
>Captain America retires, a black female uses her basketball abilities to toss the shield better than he ever could, becoming Major America.
You get the idea.
SHOWTIME!
Can you name a single instance where reviving a dead property to exploit and retain film rights has worked out for the better?
What is the end game for jews? They lose money on the movies and if niggers ever get power they will riot and kill each other over who has the best rap name. None will pay a cent to the goverment and all the cars and gold will be bought with welfare the goverment pays them for making it another month without dying. The jewish plot is to thick for me to see the end pls help.
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It's all that literal cuckold Bendis.
>captain uppity nigger
>spider-nog
>robbin'
They're halfway there now.
I fail to see how black women can take these roles. It must be insulting that they need to play someone else's character instead of being on of their own.
On the other hand, our loving tolerant (((Hollywood))) libruls only seem able to employ black women in movies about slavery and civil rights, except for the remakes.
Trump. This is silly. The Muslims, please.
They aren't going to kill themselves.
It would be a shame if there was another terrorist attack.
they probably get shekels from the government to push this propaganda
basically, your taxes pay for it through some CIA black project.
>robbin'
Fucking lost
I was pretty happy with The Great Gatsby. The newer Batman movies are arguably the best ones. Recent Bond movies have been pretty on point as well.
>if you don't like something you secretly are that thing
I'm scared of heights, but secretly I love falling.
Also, it's 'case in point'.