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cute little sausage edition

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sophie

maisie

thoughts?

ah yes its time for the bitcoin runts to whine about market fluctuation when they've already made thousands upon thousands of dollars off their little fake bubble currency

this is what jan girls look like without makeup

Can feel my enthusiasm and happiness and humour utterly sucked out of me because of this break up.

Hate the effect women can have on men.

SO HERE IT IS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN
LOOK TO THE FUTURE NOW
IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUNNNNNAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anime

>16 y/o Head to Toe exam

I have alerted the authorities

love shower fun time with the lads after a good gym sesh

oi mate bin that mouthwash

anime

>hydewars
kino

ACTUAL nonce

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need a bf lads

My eye lid feels like its having a seizure

i-it was an accident goys! I swear! J-just a misclick!

>tfw rich
>live on lakefront property in chicago
>have nice job

feels good

Miriam tbqh famalamadingdong

god, london is achingly cyberpunk

absolutely p-e-n-g

Hot chink girls at my work. They're so weird and alien to me. No idea where to even start with talking to them

Are there any epileptics in? Lol don't have a fit

>asian women are attractive

another day as an illegal immigrant

you call me a nonce, but 4/5 of you are on youtube RIGHT NOW searching for it.

Someone post that seizure inducing .gif

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>poorthern direland

*raps about killing gays*
*raps about beating women*

wai wai hol up u can't be racist dawg man fuck wypipo!

is that big ben?

dont get it

got paid £0 this month

bitcoin cash? more like a pump and dump that's gonna crash

you have to go back etc

someone request a seizure?

nah it's bigger ben, under construction

owo what's this

hooting

you'll be hearing from my lawyers shortly

*starts having a fit*

no sweetie i only fap to 2d

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wonder how biz is feeling right now

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>apply for a job
>have to change my name on resume from "demarcus" to marcus just so people will actually look at my resume
>they call because they are impressed
>hear my voice
>they never call back
>No one ever employs me because im black
>parents were poor for the same reason, there parents the same reason
>i'm supposed to be a good obeying citizen and thankful for the great country i live in

ah yes... rorkes

why is he wearing makeup?

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who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

Your fault for having retarded nigger parents and parents that came here lmao

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are there any brit shows better than Peep Show?

no no NO

I really would buddy but my parents came from the ussr when I was really young and I barely speak russian, though I've been trying to learn it more

Eminem's new album is a fucking joke
Taytay's new album is a fucking joke
Who's next?

500k likes

yes, ignoring people with the name demarcus is generally a very useful heuristic
show me a head of the top 1000 companies in the world whos called damarcus

skins

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yeh loads

ed sheeran has gone off the deep end as well

I'm not 15 anymore
liked the first season and the lesbian episode though

Christmas songs

youtube.com/watch?v=RXCEdrnaFlY

cashing out the 'coins

seems wypipo are bad at this

ah yes im sure THIS is the reason blacks drop out of school and kill each other

>Russian
hello abrahmovic

you literally cant though

He was never good

white genocide incoming

NOOOOOOOOO

it went away when i clicked on it
scared me though

don't know that one, what's laods about?

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Idiotic argument seamus

love bob's burgers 2bh
(NOT from reddit btw)

wrong

I CAN SEE I CAN SEE IM GOING BLIND

>the rap battle of the ages

very on the nose

Watching a Richard and Mortimer, you might have heard of them?

so was yours

been posting in /brit/ every day for three years and i think it's safe to say i'm fully domesticated at this point

>abrahmovic
i wish then I'd have jewish money.

the absoulte state of this fucking elderly wigger

would trade my entire house and government recognized credentials to swap places with this man.

If you watch Reddit and Morty lets organise a scrap right now

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>stop mining btc because central governments have their own cryptocurrencies
>no power to process your transaction to sell

hopefully you get ICED

watching a cartoon about small horses

OH NONONONO

you mean ponies?

Are you retarded? It's a large reason and not hard to put together

>Parents are poor because their parents were poor and quite literally had to fight for equal rights
>Poor people live in same neighborhood
>Neighborhood has shitty schooling district with apathetic teachers and drug infestation due to already poor population from generations of not being able to get jobs
>poor academics, no money for college even if you somehow got in leads to poeple finding other ways for money

not hard to figure out. There have been multiple studies where people applied for jobs with the same resume with a white name, and then with a black one. The blacks got called back significantly less

good thing im not white

Anyone in a major city willing to recommend a good lads-just-getting-off-work-who-appreciate-a-nice-bathroom-fuck pub where a cute hooker dressed American female (male) wouldn't be unwelcome?

Enjoy the good times... they come and go fast.

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baited

thoughts on this? drumpf is taking names!