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Can we compile some tips and guides on how to live degenerate free? For example, foods to avoid or things not to do.

I'll start
1. No fap. Stop listening to the shills and get your testosterone, energy, confidence, and mood up.

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>Stop listening to the shills and get your testosterone, energy, confidence, and mood up.

You have some weak ass hormones. I can jack it like 3 times in the morning and still go out and fuck bitches at night.

Really doesn't affect my mood or confidence either way. Some days I don't feel like it, sometimes for weeks I'll stop just because.

Op here.
And yep, not going to deny it brother. I beat my meat and eventually I'll have mood swings and get extremely lethargic.

Fapped 5 times in one day and became depressed because of it.

No fapped 5 days, gym gains up the wazoo.

Got unlucky with the genetic lottery and became a low test guy I guess

Probably all that estrogen in the water supply, exercise helps with testosterone levels tho.

fuckkkkkkk all these water shit like fluroide do i really need to put the tinfoil hat on and get a water filter??

Wait to get married when you're thirty. No, really.

By then, you should have achieved something, including a source of finances to draw upon. Find a young 18yo and marry her. Have plenty of children, too. Big families are great. After the third or fourth they start taking care of each other.

You'll be able to make better inform decisions at thirty, and have your pick at the prime girls.

If you've not accomplished anything of real worth by 30, then it's not suicide so much as a very late abortion.

Joking aside, if you're older than thirty with nowhere to go, become a monk. We need more of those.

Meh, you tell me:

npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals

Also:

who.int/water_sanitation_health/emerging/info_sheet_pharmaceuticals/en/

Yeah, water is important and we don't really take good care of it.

Personally I don't have anything against chemicals in general, but I do understand that cleaner water is better. So it follows that I should keep my water as pure as possible.

Smoking is good for you

You like weed that much huh?

A kind user shared this with me a few days ago.

I can personally say, it is a good guide.

My last girlfriend was 25/27. She tells people I raped/molested her now, which is her fifth false rape claim in 5 years.

She also spend a few months in Fairfax (Involuntary), the mental institution in my state.

Don't be a consumer faggot. DIY everything. Food, car repairs, carpentry, electronic repairs, sewing, ect.

This is good advice. I've got everything down except for cooking and sewing, not sure where to start.

Can go wrong with pot and needles.

Start by not making shitty threads.

Ohhh! OP utterly rekt!

Well I'll add my two cents then.

Use a budget, it helps you save money.

Use your saved money to invest in several diversified funds. I personally suggest Vanguard, they have plenty of good funds to chose from. (Make sure your gains are more than the rate of inflation which is 3-4%.)

Keep a supply of water and food in your house. A week's worth is good, 3 months worth is better.

Keep jumper cables in your trunk and check the air in your spare tire regularly.

Exercise is good for you, fucking do it.

Read books.

I prefer not being a douche over complaining about shitposting on a Taiwanese and Mongolian sheepherder anime related dating site.

OP here, started cleaning my room. Thanks for the advice, but I'm an 18 year old Pre-Optometry student, so that's kinda out the window.

I have a religious Christian girlfriend who is waiting till marriage as well. Shes such a sweet girl man, but I come along and get moody with her after a fapping the day before or during :/ simply hate that I get emotional from fapping; I can't get pleasure from my girl so its my only resort as well.

Starting tonight though I'm breaking the habit and keeping a streak going

Good advice. I'm 22 now and haven't made a lot of money since I'm still in college. What's the fastest route?

tfw no mentally ill transsexual companion

Is having a young smoming hot Saxon Domme degenerate?

One time a girl asked me if she could go to a fancy dinner with me. I said no. She got her mom to call my boss and I nearly ended up on a registry.

Sexual harassment includes sexual denial. I think I made the right call because she is an uber slut and if I had gone any further with her she could have done more damage.

Awesome, noted.

Here you go

You are extremely beta mate. I would have picked the opportunity on the spot, the chances of having sex are quite low in my life.

And by quite low I mean that I fancy having a girl asking me for going at the restaurant. It makes my donger hard only when I think about that. Of course, I don't imagine her tattooed, with piercings or with her hair painted in blue/green/bright red, but I imagine a good looking, liberal (as many of them are, the non-liberal ones don't ask the men for a dinner) but not socialist or anarchist and maybe Mongoloid (this makes me even harder, too bad I have no Mongoloid women in my town).

so basically avoid everybody who is interesting

honestly might as well be gay

You're a complete faggot. Shut your faggot gypsy mouth.