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i'm going to be a neet forever edition

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shoulda bought bitbean

What happens to neets when there is no longer anyone to take care of them? Don't your parents resent your existence? Also good thread

is now a good time to buy bitcoin

why yes of course it's all uphill from here hehehehehehehe

Stop making early threads you tremendous annoying fuck

nth for logs

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are you stupid

this banana is 17

taytay

>What happens to neets when there is no longer anyone to take care of them?
let's find out
>Don't your parents resent your existence?
no cuz it's their fault i don't have a license

kids these days just dont know what a high quality german fingerbox is like
>pic related
it's a low-qual chink one

bitcoin is finished, the era of bitbean has begun

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have this rare transparent version

me rn

bahahahaha did you just- hahahahahahaha

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oi luv fancy a crusty muff in ya face

*kisses you*

*smokes in danish*

okay

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i swear my parents better get me some good shit for christmas

can you stop posting mate you are god awful

daddy just bought me this for christmas

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RAIN DROPS
DROPTOP

I'm a neo fudelist

I'm a human nationalist

I'm a naughty girl

>get assaulted at work (punched in the face a few times) by client
>get pressured into going to the hospital
>damage was pretty minor, only hurts a little
>company wants me to take a few days off but I refuse since I need the hours
>get a few welfare calls
>get asked to change some shifts around to avoid having me work the more dangerous shift
>everyone keeps apologizing
i've never had a company give a damn even slightly about my welfare and it's freaking me out buds

why did you get assaulted?

she's a stripper

went to canada and assaulted some guy because he was being gay.

weirdos

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Um, racist to aliens much?

Short answer is no reason. Violence can be a knee-jerk reaction for our clients especially when they're drunk. Mostly they attack each other.

I work at a shelter that caters to intoxicated/ people under the influence of drugs. I got sucker punched for enforcing the don't drink on the property rule because I'm "too new" and some clients don't like new employees.

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>end exam worth 60%, 73 avg going in
>thought i bombed it, 60-65 or so
>ended up getting 88
rad

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Grey skies and snow

Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
Brighter than a lucky penny
When you're near the rain just disappears, dear
And I feel so fine
Just to know that you are mine

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I am only hikkikomori because I am mentally ill. It has nothing to do with my laziness and toxic personality

that's really romantic

want to be my boyfriend?

>I am only hikkikomori because I am mentally ill. It has nothing to do with my laziness and toxic personality

wew

>tfw just won the heart of a cana-poster just by putting lyrics of a song

man, feels good to be a playa

ah yes now i remember why i left cum

leave brit alone you fucking yank

we're married now

*blocks your path*

>leave brit alone you fucking yank

what's all this about ads and captcha and whatever going around?

ublock is not blocking the lower ads, what the fuck?

I think blocking the ads fucks up your captcha
(probably why I have a hard time making threads 2bh)

everything is still working fine for me tho

use ublock origin

save me from this life bitbean

getting slightly annnoyed by this video game money poster

*devours feces*

bitbean lead you down the right way

works okay for me most of the time

the google picture captchas are still a pain though

very much this

I had a huge problem with them recently before I read the instructions for the disappearing ones. I still use legacy captcha though since it is actually reliable.

butthurt nobeaners

Nobeaner status = BLOWN... THE... FUCK... OOOOOOOUT

I've switched between the two here and there. Legacy has netted me some completely unreadable text captchas in a row before which is frustrating.

Mandatory /cum/ viewing

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i only exist on paper in some government record office

>he hasnt faked his own death, moved to panama and transferred all his funds into Monero

I love America
It's my favorite country

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>not taking someone's else identity

SHEESH

That's my new gimmick, sheesh posting

SHEESH

I did this comic when I was in a low point in my life

>declaring a new gimmick like explaining a joke

YIKES

>Modifying my gimmick

THIEF ALERT

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Well how do you go on and fake your own death? i presume you'll need a double which is BS.

up to 5.5 years

go missing for long enough to get declared dead

which is a long time

*makes squishy noises*

Gosh golly, just imagine the despair and sleepless nights you'll make a family go through. I guess that's the price if one doesn't want to find and murder a lookalike for a slight chance of having it pass off as oneself in the morgue

Glad that terrone faggot is gone

Not so fast... I'm still here

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Hi lane

wrong thread
why dont you 360 and walk away before it's too late

I'm not racist, I've got black people in my family tree
they've been hanging there for weeks now

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*walks towards you

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*Gives Asian gf a firm hug

the fuck is she thinking about?

Just another thing that we lost in the fire ¯\_(ツ)_/¯