/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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Colonel Sandeurs was french

tyre'd

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kill all commies desu

this but kill non commies to

*hugs the person reading this*

*punches the """person""" hugging me*

ouch! wtheck bro?!

good post

I once lived in the south, a land beset with insects and vermin, wouldn't recommend it.

where do you live now ?

pretty sure there's insects in yanklandia too

glad you're gone tbqhwyf

That's true, the devils hold tenaciously to even our colder climes, but they are not nearly as thickly packed nor as prevailing at all times of the year as they are in the south.

A far more comfortable latitude.

insects are our friends

this

dragonflies in particular are bros

wtf i love incest now

We need a final solution to the Georgian question

I fucking hate Georgians

i could drop some ebin french reference here but none of you would get it

I hate poor people too, they should be sterilized

why not trick the poor into fighting the georgians?

>and sell both sides supplies and weapons to make a profit and then side with the winner

Marylanders are our friends

Every state except Arkansas should be firebombed. The Delta should be firebombed too but we'll deal with that later

Because I'm not that much of a kike

no no of course not that would be immoral goyway i mean conway

I don't have to trick the poor if they're going to be executed anyway

so am I friend, you may keep your roaches, your fire ants, rats, possum, and your sewer roaming frogs

Frogs are pretty great tho.

>executing your main source of troops

its like youre soviet or something equally distasteful

hey those frogs prefer open ponds you slanderous yankee

also this frogs legs are dank, and southern bullfrogs get fucking huge with nice bigass meaty legs

Poor "people" don't deserve to live

tasty*

I've heard possum can be quite good too, but I've never had the opportunity to try it. Squirrel isn't half bad though.

possum is only good in stew and even then it's not that great

What's the flavor like? Can you compare it to anything?

as you will only ever find most possum annihilated on the side of the road, I imagine the flavor would engender a fair bit of asphalt

I'd say that even when stewed it has to be pretty challenging to chew

It's just really shit, idk anything that tastes like it. They eat lots of weird stuff so the fat tastes like ass

You're better off just sticking to squirrel

>he doesn't hunt his own meat

Meat can be surprising though. Snake is remarkably tender for instance.

I'll take your word for it. Anything that eats garbage probably isn't all that good for you anyways.

what are you, some kind of indian? are you managing to post from the godless frozen wastes of the near arctic?

It's about as tough as stewed pot roast, you just have to cook it for longer

snake is really good

Thinking about buying a piano these christmas yall

No, I'm from Canadian Texas. I've just overcome my bias on meat and can see pretty much any wild animal as potential food now.

you can buy a decent keyboard for 150 bucks if you're just looking to learn

>t. jobless pauper

Dragonflies, Ladybugs, Daubers, and Honeybees are bros.

369 eypos is the cheapest for a 88 keys one, 61 keys are way more affordable but from the partitures I've seen limitations are not worth it

who needs a job when the gubmint gives you money to get a useless degree :)))))

haven't had possum before but ive had squirrel, gator is good, rattlesnake is good too

snapping turtle is not, its disgusting

>the marsupial that specialized in eating ticks and other tiny bugs tastes bad because of it's diet

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>daubers
>bros
why tho

theyre just wasps with better architecture

>snapping turtle is not, its disgusting
I had some sort of turtle soup in Florida once, it was good

>aren't nearly as aggressive as regular wasps
>paralyze and eat venomous spiders
The only thing annoying about them are their nests.

other turtle is better apparently

snapping turtle in particular is tough as shit and fucking swampy tasting

Just woke up
Cant find my fucking glasses

>why tho
because they're not ass big of assholes as normal wasps and they eat brown recluses

>wearing glasses
fucken nerd

didnt know they specialized in spidies

dislike them slightly less now

I don't think they fuck with bees so that's a plus

I heard tarantula legs are surprisingly good and meaty

had a good bit of fun in this thread

People in Mexico deep-fry grasshoppers and dip them in chocolate. That's supposedly pretty good as well.

Cant see shit y'all

I've eaten crickets before, they taste like a hollow sunflower seed shell

Odd.

check out this qt big eared bat from the ozarks

They taste like bbq sunflower seeds, it's weird

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>tfw never had frog legs
does it really taste like chicken ?

literally never seen a German post on Sup Forums that was worth reading

it does but with freshwater fish flavor as well, the texture is pretty unique, the meat is kinda springy and flaky and super juicy

highly recommend if you can handle the cannibalism

they used to be very informative posters but since 2014 they've been bantered back to their general and Krautchan

also like 80% of them are unironic Turks, Arabs, Balkanites, and Russians now

>we might fuck over the UN because of this Jerusalem thing
PLEASE STOP GLOMALD, IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING

yeah but it tastes like fish too

>we're now going to start punishing countries that didn't vote with us or at least abstain

>hey guys we voted to move the US embassy to jerusalem twenty years ago to strengthen israeli relations and each president has delayed it every six months for all those years and donald trump decided to follow through
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the second cold war will be with germany

>the second cold war will be with germany
that'll be over in about 5 seconds

>highly recommend if you can handle the cannibalism
An audible kek was had.

>a Cold War with a country that thinks nuclear power is created by the devil
the US could probably have a Cold War with my grandmother's house and it would last ten times longer

Eggs

milk

Flour I guess

>using city flags when there isn’t at least one park, road, school or other edifice named after a family member in said city’s limits
lmao

Why are american houses so big compared to euro ones ? what the cultural reason for that

Also how do you pronounce flour

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flour=flower

don't know how else to explain it, look it up there's a video for literally every single word in the alphabet

like flo our

no

>like flo our

>every single word in the alphabet

fuck i'm retarded

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he's half right tho lel

American exceptionalism. Same reason why they were the first one to the moon and all their cars are enormous gas guzzling land-barges.
And flour is pronounced like "flow (rhymes with cow) err (rhymes with bur)"

t. youtube.com/watch?v=6eQeS2tRflE

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no

Damn you all, now I crave sunflower seeds

>bottom of my foot itches

enjoy your liver disease