Is there anything more retarded than NCIS? It's not even the terrible acting and cheesy plotlines, it's the entire premise. An entire fucking franchise dedicated to NAVAL BASED CRIMES. What the fuck is wrong with people that this show keeps getting renewed and keeps having new spin-offs.
Fans of this shitstorm, please explain yourself?
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I get this is a shitpost, but I have always genuinely wondered this. I watched the first season or 2, and I've never understood the hype or love. Image related is a qt, but that doesn't explain the massive runaway popularity.
I mean, shit, a naval crime show has some of the highest fanfiction numbers out there. What is there you could possibly write that much shit about?
its like a goofy haha comedy you know? with murder to tantalize old women
It's a shitpost coming from genuine confusion that people like this show. Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.
She is cute, but I've honestly never watched a show just because one of the actors is hot. That's what porn is for.
Old baby boomers watch this crap. Also ultranormalfags
it's a sitcom with that stuff just for the background noise
>its an episode where everybody thinks gibbs is SUPER smart by turning off the computer to stop a hacker when in fact the only thing he done was stop another characters (dubious) attempt at actually stopping the hacking of the SERVER.
>NAVAL BASED CRIMES
>BASED CRIMES
>BASED
uuh back ro reddit
Comedy because it tries to take itself seriously? I can kind of get the appeal, shitty shows that try too hard can be unintentionally funny
But you don't get 20 seasons out of people ironically laughing. And I doubt how ironic it is, some anons,, just don't want to admit they like it.
Don't know if retarded or bait, here's a definition just in case it's the former
Nobody here is old enough to watch this shit
Their audience is at least 50 years old.
I used to watch it when I was 13
but I didn't have internet at that time
That's the thing, if it was mostly hipsters watching it ironically I could see it getting a few seasons, but lasting this long and getting spinoffs? Most of it's audience must take it seriously...
So it's mostly the elderly and young watching it? I guess that makes sense
...
>just in case
doesnt work that way, senpai. you cant punch a nigger and then join BLM just in case liberals are right
Well, NCIS is a part of the longest running multi franchise television universe, With JAG, Hawai 5-0 (the new one and the one from 1968 )and even Magnum PI, i think.
Which is kind of confusing since magnum was mentioned on ncis as a tv show.
People just like that stuff. They've liked it for almost 50 Years.
I haven't seen any of that except what is posted on Sup Forums and it looks pretty fucking bad, like worse than Agents of SHIELD.
I work with a 32 yr old mother of 7 and we work night audit at a quiet hotel and she watches this all night every night. Half the time she isn't even watching it. Fuck you ashley I'm tryna binge season 1 prison break you hag
turns me on so much
she reminds me of bailey jay
>Image related is a qt
She looks a bit downs in that pic in the OP.
They are a linked universe? Seriously? I mean, fuck, is Columbo part of this? I don't even see the point. It's not like anyone ever asked for it.
>mother of 7
God damn, where can I get a woman willing to do that? I gotta breed.
>It's a Duckie enlights everyone with his superior intellect through the means of witty banter episode
hahaa that's good. And fine you're right if it was bait I fell for it
It's mostly just references and namedropping, with the occasional crossover episode, but some user a couple of years ago rewatched all of it, took notes and made a thread about it. Sadly i don't have a screencap.
As with most procedural it's more about wanting to see the characters than the plots, and the Navy is an interesting setting.
you know the ncis is a real thing
That's the thing I can see the appeal behind all the police procedural and crime shows, used to like Law & Order and CSI in the past. But so many episodes of only navy-related crimes, surely that shit gets old after a season or two.
>not wanting to smash with a goth chick
What are you, gay?
I bet Scorpion is a stupider show.
I don't know about Columbo, but i think Magnum crossed over with Murder she wrote.
I've never seen this show, but my 22-year-old girlfriend loves it. I promised I'd watch it with her some time but haven't gotten around to it yet.
She doesn't watch any other TV besides college football and rarely ever watches movies. NCIS seems to be the only show she likes. I asked her if she likes crime shows and she said not particularly, but that she likes the characters in NCIS and thinks they're funny.
I didn't even know it was about Naval crimes. That actually makes me slightly more interested in it than I was before.
Scorpion is also a part of the universe mentioned in since it crossed over with NCIS:LA
I love these shitty 00s procedural shows
reminds me of a time when I didn't want to die
What's the deal with supernatural? I'd never heard of that shit but it has like 9 seasons
>I didn't even know it was about Naval crimes. That actually makes me slightly more interested in it than I was before.
Then you might be disappointed. The Navy is a small part of the backdrop and they will come up with any reason to have the team work any type of murder. If a retired marine has a suspicious stroke on vacation in Norway, you better believe it's a job for Naval investigators.
It's not bad. The premise, naval military police basically, is fairly interesting and the cast is fairly strong. (One of the spinoffs has the guy who played Robin in Forever and & Robin, and that one little gremlin woman who looked old when she was young.)
It's more the runaway popularity amongst normies that is confusing. It's CSI tier, imo. Something you watch if the internet is down and there are no Futurama/ManVersusFood/StorageWars reruns to kill braincells with. It's not even comfy to leave on in the background like Star Trek reruns.
Only the first 5 are worth watching.
2 brothers kill monsters, so of course the American fujoshi crowd was won over immediately
You mean a worn out Goth chick with the voice of a truck stop hooker?
no thanks
The first five/six seasons (I forget where the original 'end' was, it's been a while) are actually amazing urban-horror with just enough drama and comedy to earn that praise.
Problem is, it did so well that they decided the end wasn't the end, and have been coasting on steadily more stupid plotlines and the character drama looping for years now. It's still okay, but nowhere near as good as it was. I haven't watched most of this season yet.
It also suffers from severe Flanderization.
One thing that really pisses me off is what they did to Angels. Originally, they were nigh-invulnerable killing machines so far beyond even the strongest monster that they would usually just die almost instantly. A supernatural-killing knife didn't even hurt one on it's first appearance. Hitting them had the Superman effect.
Now? They are basically mooks, with even low grade demons casually able to kill them, and normal hits phasing them.
Well it's literally about an autistic genius
I'm just going to be watching it for her, really. I don't like crime shows very much. I tried watching Law & Order SVU once and I got tired of hearing about people getting raped.
The only TV I really watch are family sitcoms like Last Man Standing and reruns of Star Trek TNG.
>Finally get the Colt again
>Suddenly the writing staff realizes it breaks any tension
>Gets melted by the same rank of demon it originally killed
I want it to end
If you want to see legitimate terrible acting on a broad scale, check out Charmed.
It wasn't until I had it pointed out to me, but every single actor on Charmed doesn't know what to do with their arms. They will stand around talking, attempting to emote, etc, and their arms will be just sitting there, rigid, at their sides. You'd think this would get better as the series goes on, but it gets worse. Also the actors can't portray emotion properly in their face. A lot of the time there will be anger or something in their voice and a stoic expression. Haven't seen anything like it, I've seen better acting in sitcoms.
It's the Jag of the current 70+ community. Remember Jag?
>Problem is, it did so well that they decided the end wasn't the end, and have been coasting on steadily more stupid plotlines and the character drama looping for years now.
This is the problem with so much American TV though, you guys cancel some shows way too soon and let others drag on so long they become husks of their former glory
Who cares. As if anyone watched that show for the acting. Alyssa Milano was incredibly fuckable back then.
Cringe.
The writing is way worse than the acting, also the cunt that plays the ugly one has the most offensive voice I think I have ever heard
Gay.
I think these shows are for factory workers who just want to watch some mindless crap after work while drinking a beer and waiting to die in their shitty flyover state
I don't get the point of watching a show just because of a fuckable cast member. That's what porn is for, not gonna watch a shitty show just for the hope of some cleavage. Besides there are plenty of good shows with hotties on the cast.
It's literally crossing over with Scooby So I next season.
Someone put this show out of its misery for the love of god
>the ugly one
Which one is that?
I WISH I was in America. I live in the New Caliphate of Britain. The few good things, such as free healthcare, will be gone soon, and our politicians are sacrificing our children on the alter of diversity. The best I can hope for is a civil war slowing the process down enough that I can die of old age rather than being killed.
I wish shitty long-running tv shows was even in the rankings of things I'm concerned about.
The one that isn't Doherty, Milano or Paige
I watch it for the waifus.
Kek, I'm British too just a fan of American shows. We're not letting that many Syrians in dude, and unless Corbyn wins (lol) I don't see that changing. We do need less Paki's though I'll give you that
That widow's peak.
>We need someone to play an Israeli
>Better get a South American Catholic
Was there a critical shortage of producers relatives or something?
You.
hey the premise of numbers was solid before it just became "magical math formula saves the day in the last 5 minutes
It wasn't the only reason why I watched it, just one of them.
I was hoping someone would mention Milano's hairy arms or something.
It's a show by Aaron Spelling. It's not meant to be high art, dissected in the search for depth, hidden meanings, nitpicked to death or whatever.
I like movies that make me think, movies that are intentionally difficult to watch for the average viewer etc. etc. but I'm not always in the mood for that kind of entertainment.
Actually there is a link between Columbo and NCIS. They're both in the Tommy Westphall Universe.
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>first five seasons
Four. Much like with Buffy you don't go past four.
You wrong man Buffy season 5 is good (if you ignore Dawn), season 6 is when it really starts to get bad
Funny but bullshit.
Most of these are tangent at best, aren't they? Seems every little reference a show has, lets it be included in the Tommy Westphall universe.
Yes. Same brand of fictional Cigarettes? Must be the same universe. It's autism, but that's ok, since it all takes place in the mind of an autistic child.
After cooling down a little - I mean who wants Breaking Bad and Dr. Who to be connected? - I'm actually okay with it. It's just a funny fan perspective with Tommy Westphall at the core. Since it can't possibly work without contradictions it's a matter of deciding what overrules what.
The best way to determine canonicity and continuity is still 'the word of God'.
I like headcanon theories, the weirder, the better. I also pretend Indiana Jones is Part of the MCU.
Meet hispanic chicks. I know one who had 8 kids from 7 different husbands. Her first marriage was at age 15, legally signed off on by her parents.
only old people watch this shit and they don't care about quality so you're barking up the wrong tree
Reminder this is the most popular show in the USA
If anyone has this, please post it, it sounds like unfiltered autism of the fun kind
If my internet went down I'd rather watch an NCIS marathon than Futurama/ManVersusFood/StorageWars. I'd probably try to find something before settling on that marathon though.
Its the kind of thing you think you'll never enjoy and then you're unemployed for three years and suddenly you enjoy it. Same with Law and Order SVU. NCIS is the only one I watch though. The other NCIS spinoffs I don't really care for. Procedural cop shows are the same. The cast is what makes it.
I knew a guy who watched this. He was a loner type, who spent most of his time playing LOL, was fairly straight edge (as in he rarely drank and never smoked a joint in his life), and I'm pretty sure a virgin. So I'm guessing that's the target audience, that and older folks who still pay for cable and enjoy regular programming.
yes
Confirmed. My mother in law watches this shit constantly and prefers it over CSI Las Vegas
NCIS is the most popular show worldwise atm.
>worldwise
It's for old people. That's what you get with a spin-off of J.A.G
>much first 5 seasons
How to spot a supernatural pleb. Season 11 and 12 are pure kino and among the best the show has ever been tbqh
Hi Jensen. Do you post here often?
did you have to use that shitty unreadable font?
No, but I honestly didn't think about it. My bad.