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when you trying to take a nap but the jews won't fuck off

SOMEONE PLEASE POST BILL KICKING THE BALLOONS ON THE STAGE. HE LOOKED SO AUTISTIC IN THAT WEBM.

Looks like his soul is 90% sucked out of him. My sides.

>when you nut but Monica keeps sucking

*dies*

9gag is that way, hombre ->

>when death drains you but you must shill for hill

nutted but she still succin

I'm pretty sure Bill has had aids for the past two decades and now Hillary is messing with his medication to kill him off right before the election for publicity and pity votes.

The delegates, Do...

>when you dyin but still need to put up with yo wife's bs

>when the underage Botswanan hooker is HIV-positive but the ride is good

When you nut but the intern keep suckin

Just need to tie in Lewisnky

"I'm feeling kind of berned out"

>when the AIDS hits like

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>when you about to sneeze but there's a camera in yo face

When the last of your spirit has been used to power CERN

>I hurt myself today
>To see if I still feel
>I focus on the pain
>The only thing that's real

>The needle tears a hole
>The old familiar sting
>Try to kill it all away
>But I remember everything

>What have I become?
>My sweetest friend
>Everyone I know
>Goes away in the end

>And you could have it all
>My empire of dirt
>I will let you down
>I will make you hurt

>I wear this crown of thorns
>Upon my liar's chair
>Full of broken thoughts
>I cannot repair

>Beneath the stains of time
>The feelings disappear
>You are someone else
>I am still right here

>What have I become?
>My sweetest friend
>Everyone I know
>Goes away in the end

>And you could have it all
>My empire of dirt
>I will let you down
>I will make you hurt

>If I could start again
>A million miles away
>I would keep myself
>I would find a way

> this speech is too long
> Chelsea was much hotter 30 years ago
> I can't feel my legs
> I wish I was on Loli Express playing BDSM games
> just let me go plz...

>When one of Epstein's 10 yr old sex slaves finishes you off from under the bleachers

*drifts into the abyss*

I hate that Hillary is going to kill him off.

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Poor guy. I feel bad for him.

delivr'd

When u nut in Hillarys mouth but she still suckin

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

this image makes me really sad.

>Looks like his soul is 90% sucked out of him. My sides.
when you sell your soul to the devil that is what happens

>when will death come

seriously guys, wtf is wrong with him? He looks like he's gonna die any second now

when you're no nigger, but still have AIDS

there's a rumour doing the rounds that he has HIV/AIDS. there are recent pictures of him with a lesion on his forehead, and he looks like someone's pulling a Weekend at Bernie's

bill kicking the symbol of ´murrica
wtf. thats what to expect when his slutty feminist wife gets elected!

This is what he gets for cheating on the sanctity of his marriage, a fate worse than death.

Thanks, you made me kek.

he's remembering the succ

>When Hillary says "no pills unless you're a good boy at the convention"

Why won't she just let me die?

Hilary has been poisoning him over the past few months. He will fall deathly ill (implying he already isn't and they aren't just fortifying him with drugs so he can go out in public) in October to garner a heap of pity votes.

Honestly, that's the happiest I've seen him in months.

MORE FUEL FOR THE FEL

me too, I remember seeing him in TV as a child while he was a president. He looked badass but now it's like living dead

>did i leave the oven on?

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Veganism is a healthy lifestyle.

>when you're on life support but your family just won't let you die.

Hillarryyyyyyy... I'm so weeaaaaaakkkkk... I need my pilllllsssss...

My name is Bill Clinton and i endorse this nap.

He's been a heavy drinker his whole life, and he really did smoke a lot of cigars. Probably has heart problems from the drinking. That shit causes high blood pressure by itself. Add in the stress of being president, and it's a miracle he's still alive.


And I don't even like him.

Kek

when u accidentally took the drink with the roofie

guilt does that to you. he only has hell to look forward to and he knows it

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Bill's a vegan?

I thought he was a vegetarian, either way he now looks like the living dead.

Yup. Big time. Even colbert made some kale jokes.

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>sneeze
More like:
>when you're about to cough but you're afraid to spit some bloody clog letting people know you have a throat cancer so you do it softly and swallow it all

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Oh my god
It's perfect

classic user

Not bad, toothpaste. Not bad.

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inb4 NUTTEN BUT SHE STILL SUCKIN

Das it mane

>I could be in Monica's bedroom right now

>she keeps sucking

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TOP KEK

>serbs lost to this

I allmost feel sorry for him now.

Good thing nobody notices I snuck in here with a dildo up my ass

I honestly believe he will be killed off before the election

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Fine dining ... and breathing

>When you remember that you forgot something

I personally don't think he's sick, but outside of the added detriments of normal aging and weight loss, his skin has the same mottled, sickly look that it had 20 years ago.

>The face you make when you realize you're about to listen to Hillary speaking for 45 minutes

His face looks like a Bill Clinton mask on someone whose face doesn't fit into it.

>When the AIDS hits you

>when you're at the DNC and you would rather be at home watching porn.

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

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>he is the best friend of all kosovariens

The pills, Hillary

THE PILLS

GIVE THEM TO ME

When you're trying to die but she just keeps pushing her campaign

Hillary I wont make it to november

BLACKED

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"uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Someone needs to ninja the shit out of Bill.

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