ITT: Characters who laterally did nothing wrong

ITT: Characters who laterally did nothing wrong

ez

>kills his wife
>Plants a loaded weapon in a small autistic boys backpack
>frames his brother for the murder of his wife

His wife was a cunt

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Satan. I'm not kidding. What did Satan do, christfags? Compared to God's murderous rampage.

Salazar

>dad murdered by pirates
>decide to wipe them out becuase they're murderers and rapists and shit
>get cursed and forced to sit inside a mountain for 20 years
>finally get cured and immediately killed by a friend of the cunt who cursed you
>somehow you're the bad guy

He was a retard. all he had to do was not talk to him again and just enjoy his life. He got away with murder literally and then fucked it all up. He deserved everything he got.

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>getting his qtpi asian waifu killed
Unforgivable.

Lester was a beta race-mixer

EYY RENT BOY
FOKN CIGARAETTES

This is something I didn't understand. She was actually very supporting and loving at the start. Basically telling him to just try his best and she loves him. then all of a sudden turns into hyper cunt. Didn't like that.

Oh yeah? Well you're probably fat and wear a stupid hat.
Christians: 1
Atheist: 0
God wins again

John Rayburn

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>Plants a loaded weapon in a small autistic boys backpack
that was fucking hilarious

so was planting his wife's pic behind the machine gun

>that hairline
everytime

that hairline tho

Answer the question. Name one thing objectively horrible thing Satan did that God didn't.

>killing a guy because hes a lazy dickhead
>not just kicking him out of the marines

your mom lole

>not spreading glorious Aryan seed across the entire rainbow of races
Ishygddt

tempting humans into original sin and getting us kicked out of paradise.

2 spoopy

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>dude you can't eat apples lol
God's a fuckin dummy

Giving us the gift of knowledge and giving us concepts of right and wrong, got it.

you just don't get it, it's like a metaphor and shit

I know. Why didn't he just build a fence or something?

no she wasnt. the entire time you could tell she regretted marrying him and always belittled him passive aggressively

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