Are we not gonna talk about the meltdown?
/cinemassacre/
Huh?
FUCK OFF MIKE AND STAY OUT OF THE MOVIE REVIEWS AND STICK TO YOUR NERD GAMES!!!
DUDE, SHIT, LMAO
Mike's drinking is leading to some shitty behavior and the fanbase is turning on him. All of the elements of a full fledged meltdown are in place.
Links to anything interesting?
>It's another Sup Forums conspiracy episode
what are you talking about m8
user cannot link you to something that is only happening in his head
What gigantic faggot, hope James gets rid of him soon
I still don't understand why he posted a picture of his dick in the first place
Is he /ourguy/?
What the fuck happened to Bootsy?
10 inch penis.
mandatory Mike evian bottle cock pasta
>he got called out for it being a perspective shot with his dick closer to the camera than the tape measure, making it appear to be 10 inches
Immature, insecure (even with a big dong), abusing his power
FOR REAL?! share pic pls
just google it you fucking halfwit
Fake news
thats why mike has an attractive girlfriend. he's an asshole.
James needs to cut this fucking rat loose or else go down in flames with him.
keep trying
Who cares? He was always just the shitty sidekick who never achieved anything of his own. He doesn't matter and can be easily replaced.
kek James is finished, did you watched his recent music review?! Only based Mike "teh hole destroyer" Matei saved the AVGN empire from bankruptcy
big dick, baby
BROWN
BLACK
I told you to shut up but you wouldn't listen
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>perspective shot
>getting so assblasted that you post a perspective pic of your dick online to 'prove' yours is really as big as you say
this is called autism.
>uncut
DROPPED
>bankruptcy
how
James from what I can tell is just doing his own thing and he's glad there's any other random content to keep his page busy. Non-tryhard fans (unlike people on this board) don't have any issue with the drama and the page is doing well.
James is in 3 videos a week incl jmm
Where is the pic?
Whoops found it.
I own the channel, so I should do the reviews.
how can one man be so unlikable? everything about him is shitty.
>measuring from the taint
lel
fuck off dicklet, it's still bigger than yours
He's so creepy. Like your sex-obsessed childish cousin.
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Hey thanks for sharing man i really appreciate it. Cheers!
He's a big guy
post proof
Holy shit is that real?
As bad as Mike may be, he's still not as bad as Ryan.
here
Americans and their obsession with circumcision. How can parents do that to their child if it's not a religion thing?
>leg hairs flush with table
>balls clearly not touching table
>measuring from the taint
solid 7
>tfw only 7"
i remember back before i measured i would have thought it was big
>fuck off dicklet, it's still bigger than yours
that's not my dick tho
post proof he's bigger than me
>All these dicklets that are jealous of Mike
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>that shadow meaning he's got it way above the ruler
>starting way past 0 inches
>desk to hide that he's poking it forward
i'd be surprised if he was above 7-8 inches
The balls clearly ARE touching the table though.
t.dicklet
Now this is proper autism
>claims 10 inches when it's clearly not
you know someone's life is shit when they have to embellish in hopes of belonging to the .5% of men
We've been brainwashed here in America to think uncircumcised penises are weird. When in reality its natural
t. mike matei
>The balls clearly ARE touching the table though.
?
i'm a jew but it's weird how (although i don't talk about it with people often) i've never known someone who was uncut
the kikes really have taken control
Is Sup Forums responsible for this?
Most of this shit is happening when he's drunk
Look at the top ball, it's being squished to the side of the table.
The lower ball is obviously on top of the table as well.
You having a little penis envy user?
Mike "big guy" matai
>i've never known someone who was uncut
leave USA (or isreal) for once & come to Europe: eg.
He's clearly uncut, which is compensated for by his size
How many times do you think he's fucked James wife?
motherfucker mike is a big guy
>top ball
what
>Bootsy
Mike fired him and bans anyone who talks about him from the AVGN site or their subreddit. No one knows but Mike's butthurt about something.
where is the proof he posted dick pics?
He had a bigger dick than Mike, so Mike fired him
h-hey mike that's a good looking dick... can I touch it heheh?
Try that picture of the gigantic cock posted in this thread
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did you ball dropped or not? every man has a top ball & a bottom ball (different heights); perfectly normal. & healthier.
Which reminds me that James's videos still hold up to some extent and are pretty comfy. I like them. This dude is something else. Not a failure like Channel Awesome and not totally absorbed by the nerd culture like Screen Junkies.
Classic chan bullshit. Start talking about an incident, don't explain, no links, ends in faggotry and cock worship. Fucking tv.
why are you autists so obsessed?
But then who would give his wife the giant horse cock she craves?
His left ball, the ball that's at the top of the picture. Try thinking about it for more than one second, it'll do wonders.
>did you ball dropped or not?
left testicle
right testicle
no such thing as a top testicle idiot
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Yeah, kinda like how Sup Forums said Brad Jones was in talks with joining RLM.
james is really better off with the channel by himself
>fail at human anatomy
>blame others
top ball
>user watches Screen Junkies
one (most of the time, your left ball) is ALWAYS higher than the other
The top side of his ballsack, whatever. My point still stands.
>letting a drama queen on your already drama filled channel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breath*
Good stuff
yep your top ball still stands
>one (most of the time, your left ball) is ALWAYS higher than the other
>most of the time your top ball is higher every time
it's an issue of practicality, James is too busy / technically inept to run a website all along, he needs Mineycrafta and the Blob to do all that shit for him. Not to mention James & Mike Monday is doing well enough that getting rid of it would cut into his revenue which is already struggling because of Youtube's draconian copyright laws. Mike really is a parasite in a very comfortable position right now.
>Mike's dick is over twice as long as yours
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE