/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

Above the convenience store Edition

pastebin.com/TDtvypx0

Meanwhile...

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Ok, this is the real one.

HELLOOOooooo~OOOOO!!!

I didn't think Twin Peaks could get any weirder.
glad to be wrong desu

IT IS HAPPENING....AGAIN

i totally forgot that David Bowie was in twin peaks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MR. LYNCH THE MAIRZY DOATS IT COMES OUT OF MY LIDDLE LAMBZY

JUDY
U
D
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reminder that Jeffries was also possessed by Bob and that there are multiple lodges housing entities like the sootman in the jail cell next to shaggy

>was

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IT IS HAPPENING.....AGAIN

AYUDEKIDDLEYDIVEY?

>multiple lodges
Are you sure it's not all the black lodge, just with different entrances/exits?

Judy

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Dub a lubs, Donna.

So, the supposed leak was a ruse all along or ze Germans are so beta they're scared to torrent?

Pic unrelated, just felt good

>He totally did NOT rape his own under-age daughter and then write a television series about it. She totally has NOT lived under a DEATH THREAT from her own father, all her life if she ever told. He NEVER had his “best friend” murdered. And he DEFINITELY NEVER suggested to me that I should kill myself! There’s a whole bunch of other stuff he never did either.

Now, we're not gonna talk about Judy.

In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

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>Also he wouldn't pay me enough to come back so I'm going to SLANDER the FUCK out of him with some vindictive SOUR GRAPE lies

died

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Dr. Jacoby, I'm F.B.I.

I would like more musicians as FBI agents

Why did the number in the dark purple ocean world change from 15 to 3? What did the lever do?

Even if Lynch did rape his daughter and did have his friend killed, why the hell would he ever tell Little Mike about?

Of course he made that shit up.

WOW BOB WOW

Nah the same thing happened with Italy and Episodes 1 & 2. Fuckers just didn't upload them

Why did lynch have jack nance assassinated?

>lynch cast Naomi watts as a wife/mommy figure
How can one man be so based

can we make the next thread and every thread after that the "no germans allowed edition"?

>Bob-Cooper goes to the opticians

>Naomi watts will never dress you and help you go potty
Jdimsa

It obviously switched the numbers on the outlet, I think even the room the outlet was in changed. I think Cooper was in a different lodge because the Blind Woman spoke a different language, not that reverse speak that Black Lodgers typically used. She pulled the lever, Cooper went back down the ladder, and he was with a familiar person who spoke in reverse speak.

We aren't sure yet, the only proof we have is a webpage with a screenshot that hasn't been in an episode yet, but WAS in one of the trailers. Some people are thinking it's fake.

confirmed guest stars include Eddie Vedder, Trent Reznor and his wife, Sharon van Etten, and Sky Ferreira.
No word on if they'll be FBI or something else entirely, though.

Is Chris Isaak gonna be in the new season?

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"I thought you Germans we're always on time" Edition

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Fuck this meme. It's the laziest way to reference something fucking possible. People wearing those shirts make me furious.
>I only said their first names! Only true fans will get this!

I TOOK YOUR PICTURE OUT THE FRAME

AND YOU'RE JUST A STRANGERS DREAM

YOUR SHADOW FELT LIKE LAST NIGHTS RAIN

What are the odds of a scene with all of them? .1%?

Mike was in the corner on a trampoline

Judy is upseting so many people

Reddit confirmed it.


But the again it really doesn't mean that


someone able to rip it had the time to.

german ep 5 when?

FUCK

LMAO BTFO. How will /tpg/ ever recover?

Even more so, why did he have him 'assassinated' in such a weak ass way with kids at a groccery story that just punched in the face and he ended up having a concussion and didn't get medical help so he died of it hours later.

It's obviously slander to try to get back at Lynch while being sour, but the most obviously fake thing is killing Jack because we know how Jack died and there was nothing 'assassination' like about his death.

Judy is Chinese, bro.

>i'll see you again in 25 years
>2003-25=1978
>google "twin peaks 1978"
>see images
GUYS...

was she Phillip's china girl?

Can somebody explain to me what Michael Cera was doing with his voice?

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YOURE GOING BACK TO BERMUDA

*being cool intensifies*

>uninteresting scenes that add nothing to the story
I never got this criticism. Why should every single scene add to the story? Do these people not understand atmosphere

Marlon Brando impression you underage faggot

bad Marlon Brando impression

*being always cool intensifies

He's trying to be Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones.

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What an odd way to go

>Even more so, why did he have him 'assassinated' in such a weak ass way with kids at a groccery story that just punched in the face and he ended up having a concussion and didn't get medical help so he died of it hours later.
like the way Doc Hayward almost killed BEN

where is the goddamn leak you german hacks

NOW WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE LEAKS AT ALL.

What German leak are y'all talking about?

>referencing a movie from the 50s
>calling someone underage for not knowing a 50s movie

How old are the people in this thread?

Shieeeeeeeeeet

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT JUDY AT ALL

youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw

LYNCHED

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why does he sit like that?

Is Baby Lynch a Cole doppelganger?

Please leave

Because he's lynch of course

Nice.

ZOINKS!!!

too soon man, what's wrong with you?

bowie is like one big jojo reference

What does fell a victim means?

Obviously im not an anglo.

I can guarantee Lynch has never heard of any of your weeb shit

that's way comfier

i guarantee you he has

Can anyone link me to a fan-edit of FWWM?

This.
David pls, I need closure on Chet Desmond

relax

it's on TPB, search for "Q2 fanedit"

Ask someone who has seen episode 5 anything.

154E38C57CCEDF3E330A8865257CA0EDEF14E781
>13 gigs
KEK

I've seen it too.

GET OUT OF HERE NOW

Thank