About Amerimutt meme

Should we classify amerimutts based on their power, rarity and special abilities if any? Should they also be ranked from a mere amerimutt to el luz extinguida and la negacion des dios.

bump

La Creatura
pros:
very strong, +5 STR against Europeans
extraordinarily high HP
+9 Dexterity
cons:
can't ride motorized carts like other americans (can get called terrorist by his own because of that)

El Atrocidad

Pros
The mere sight of it can make people go crazy
it's able to absorb lesser mutts or humans to regenerate HP.
Slower and less intelligent than La Creatura, but can catapult acid balls if fed enough corn syrup.
High HP and strength

Cons
Can explode while drinking corn syrup
Weak against genetic companies

Threat level: Moderate, Dangerous when in high numbers and organized in formations with other mutts

el mutto abanderado
percentage: 56%
pros:
has guns
can eat anything
has no shame.
cons:
low agility
leaky anus.
not dark enough to have special abilities
smells like spoiled tartar sauce

El Goblino

Pros
Dark Elf heritage (+15 Dexterity)
Can resist fire, you can't kill it with flamethrower
Second amendment rights

Cons
Extremely low intelligence
Can commit suicide if Trump loses in the 2020 elections


Threat level: Low, can be extremely ferocious when someone disagrees with him in a politic discussion

La Goblino

Info:
Discovered by Argentinian explorers in the ruins of USA, only one such photo exists and upon seeing this creature one immedietly perishes.

According to legend La Creatura was created by DARPA and MIT in an attempt to create a WH*TOID resistant breed to dillute the gene pool.

Sadly according to legend all the researchers died and were sucked to a pocket dimension ruled by KARA BOGA never seen again.

YOURE NOT WHITE

Photo of La bandero Circa 2055

La bandero- an evil street prowler that would wander the streets aimlessly at night in search of fresh WH*TOIDS to kidnap and sell in the mexican slave market.

This creature as far as we know no longer exists as it starved to death after the collapse of USA but no one dares check, it now is considered an Arch Demon in the underworld and holds dominion over one thousand mutts

la menace gluttonica
percentajge: 44%
pros:
jaws can bite your head off
will get you from behind, runs at 70 km/h
night vision
excellent sense of smell
percentage changes as a camouflage mechanism

cons:
sensitive skin, bleeds out easily
hides from the light
hates veggies, specially carrots

Paco Tyrone Johnson

Pros
Very informed about haplogroups (+1 intelligence)
Has a pistol (+2 STR)
Is in a human form

cons
Can get very upset if you call him non-white/mutt etc
If you call him by his first name or middle name he'll get very upset and cry

Threat level: Very low. Can be lethal if you keep triggering him.

>call me non white one more time

I don't feel like contributing, sorry, but I really appreciate this thread

>when you sum up these posters' GDP and it's still less than mine

El Boomer

Pros
Very fast, is faster than a cheetah
Can vomit lethal acid if given enough Coca Cola
Crashing through a 60 cm wall does not affect it physically

Cons
Very weak against Soros
Very paranoid, thinks FBI is on his ass.

Threat level: Moderate, very dangerous in high numbers.

El rastrero

Pros:
Eyes set on the lower part of the face gives him extra vision of the floor, in order to scavenge droppings from other goblinos' dinners.
High evasion


Cons

He depends on other superior goblinos to sustain itself.

el devorador

Pros :
immeasurable strength (+15 STR)
+20 to intimidation checks
eating ennemies can heal his own body, to the point of regenerating limbs if need be

Cons :
-30 to perception checks while eating
Can start eating himself on a failed Wisdom check

Threat level : high, can go on rampage while looking for food to sustain itself, although it dislikes moving long distances.

>Can vomit lethal acid if given enough Coca Cola
I do this as well but I only drink pepsi

>hates veggies, specially carrots

haha

El Etéreo

Pros:
Infinite strenght
Can absorb anything
Unknown HP, possibly infinite.


Con:

Caged in its own dimension

Threat level: Non-existant if left alone.

El Orco

Pros
Very strong (+7 STR)
Can use very heavy and big axes, swords etc
IDF provides him rifles

Cons
Suffers from mental retardation
It is emotional, if the opponent says a single positive thing about Israel El Orco will stop attacking the opponent in a battle, this can result in its death

Threat level: Moderate, depends on what kind of weapon he uses.

shut up mutt

el vacío

legendary being whose apparition has only been recorded twice in history, on the 6th and 9th of august 1945
Very little is known about this specie, since the observations of it were so limited, its strength and weaknesses are largely unknown to us

Pros :
Immense destructive power

Cons :
???????

Threat level : catastrophic, could be raised to apocalyptic if it can maintain itself on our plain existence longer than it has in the past.

el caballero oscuro

Pros :
highly disiplined unit
very agile and powerful swordsmanship
can ride lower tier mutts into battle

Cons :
low in numbers
dependant on equipment
need other units to support it

Threat level : high, depending on its leader, can be raised to very high.

>Cons
>Weak against genetic companies

amerimutt trading cards?

Where do you store your GDP? In your underwear?

il profano

pros:
indecipherable ancestry, can blend into any racial profile and social class
elusive, un-arrestable, resistant to triggering

cons:
once noticed will become increasingly uncomfortable, will avoid direct confrontation and discussions over heritage and opt to move to a new hunting ground

threat level: high, a solitary and patient hunter, adept at deflections and can occasionally conceal carry

what's your GDP?

>324901▶
> (OP)
>
>
>
>muh GDP
Not your GDP though you fat fuck

noice

amerimutt RPG

>can occasionally conceal carry

How does he react in case 2nd amendment breach?

good bread

La abominación

Pros:

High strength
Strong bodily odor will keep predators at bay
Special move: Muh GDP

Cons:

Easy to trigger.
Special move can only be used against weaker predators, once.
Needs a special vehicle to move around.

will not risk undoing what can be up to months of work stalking and laying elaborate traps for unsuspecting wh*toids

the chances of il profano acting aggressively in open daylight or when circumstances do not favour him are low, but will increase if he is concealed within or manipulating larger groups of unsuspecting lesser mutts

el turko mongolio

pros:
breeds fast like a roach
is violent islamist
kara boga
infests whitoid countries
commits genocide of whitoids and can get away with it.

cons:
gets mad whenever someone suggests he is central asian
explodes whenever he finds out he's not Hittite like Ataturk said

>

>Should we classify amerimutts based on their power, rarity and special abilities if any?

Amerimutts are worthless

Kara Boğa is a holy person.

La bestia

Pros:
HUGE HP
Can cover huge distances in short time
Can launch fireballs

Cons

It scorches the land as he strides, rendering it unusable

Weaknesses:
Water
Rain

Threat level: Extreme

il profano is cunning as a fox

Saving this thread, might make a game out of this somedaya

>When yurotards and spics are so stupid they think because the US is 56% white that 100% of the population is 44% nonwhite mix

Yes every white american is a mix of something

>Special move: Muh GDP

I FOUND HIM:

>the majority of humans are a mix of something
ftfy

Damn.... Too dangerous....

very LOTR

This thread became very dangerous, La Abominacion is here. This means El Atrocidad is on the way. I'd better go to bed now
Keep bumping this thread and posting new mongrels tho c'ya

El Abismal

Pros:

Almost undetectable
Luminous bait: Used to lure preys into thinking there is a being with a high % of whiteness.
Trigger resistant

Cons
Low HP
Constant vitamin D deficiency
Low mobility

>This will be ignored by every euro/Latino shitposter

Will you have the courage to check under your bed for any mutts?

I think they know though
The problem was that "white" americans debate whether Spaniards/Italians are white while they are less than 90% European on average. Pretty ironic. Also I'm 100% Italian.

el bombino...

rare amerimutt

>el atrocidad

it's La Atrocidad. Nouns ending in -dad are feminine. If you're going to speak our language at least speak it right, shit4brainz.

i unironically injoy this meme

OAISFDA
FAW
FAW
FA
F
ESAF
ERGASEG
ESGA
EG
ASEG
AES
GA
SEGSEG
ASEG
SAE
G
AESG
AESG
ESG
EG
ASRG
SEA
F
AS
as
a
sag
e
a
eg
s
AG
SW
SA
G
SA
AS
AG
e
gs
AG
W
AS
BG
Awg
a
sga
wef
aef
as
efsa
ef
saef
saef
asef
saef
ase
gase
gsae
gaesr
garhtrad
htd
hsdt
heg
sareg
reh
eth
3e
the
th
seth
aeh
zdg
sa
er
gdsj
dsj
dsgjdgsj
dsg
do not
go down
the hallway

La Eferma Creatura Subordinada a los Judios

Pros:
Will die for israel no matter why.
Can subsist on plastic food.
Consumes propaganda as entertainment.

Cons:
Gets emotional over criticisms to israel.

israel is the only democracy in the middle east why the FUCK should we not defend it
FUCKING 7-1er

la falta

pros:
a vector for percentage altering diseases
can maniuplate wh*teness and BLACKness levels in an area at will by releasing ancestries and sharts into the local water supply

cons:
frail and weak, low hp, low mobility
will vote for whoever he is told is more 'based'
dependent on redpills for survival

threat level: moderate to high. if not dealt with swiftly, la falta will mutate entire towns, but on his own he does not represent much of a threat. it should be noted that the presence of la falta in an area indicates the machinations of a more powerful mutt capable of independent thought

...

the point is that you think you're white but Sup Forums has proven otherwise

If this meme touches a nerve it means there's a creature hidden inside you

FDR was straight up retarded we should have remained isolationist

"il monstro" is missing

NOTHING IS MISSING YOU WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE LIST YOU CAN STOP

il monstro

[REDACTED]

Bumping for more keks

WE'RE NOT SCPS FRICK OFF

SAGE

El Judiado Cretino

Pros:
Only needs 56% genes.
Believes jews are the chosen people of his God.

Cons:
Always needs scooter.
Will overeat if left unattended.

I like this image do you have the original?

el coco.....

>pol has proven otherwise
I really don't care who thinks I'm white, I just don't understand
>why people on int make a nations race out as such a big deal
>why you think that all Americans are some kind of mongrel race
If anything were becoming a white form of mexico. The race mixing that DOES occurr here is predominantly white and Mexican.

La Luz Extinguido

Pros:
Can corrupt people's DNAs by being sighted.
Able to bring world wide climate disasters.
His dark energy radiation results in global spirit cooking.

Cons:
Require expensive jewish ritual murdering to be summoned.

You're probably a 16 yo discovering Sup Forums.
I bet it's your first day on Sup Forums

fuck off mongrel. nobody gives a shit bout what you say
ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

El Tirano
Highly dangerous class of Amerimutt, uses power of biologically and cybernetically modified body to exert control over lesser mutts and forms small hordes that protect it. Has evolved from motorised carts to cybernetic limbs
Percentage: 23
Pros:
Extremely high STR
Weapons (2nd amendment rights) give him high ATT buff
High HP and DEF
Slightly higher INT

Cons:
Vulnerable to EMP weapons
Death of El Tirano will send his horde into disarray temporarily, making them easier to exterminate

El Ejército de Zion

Cons:
Completely devoid of self consciousness.
Can be controlled through ball sports streaming.

Cons:
Needs to pray to the chosen people for salvation.

this fucking thread, good one op

Excellent thread to wake up to

Sup Forums never fails to amuse me

This. Always nice to wake up and take a nice breakfast in front of Sup Forums, looking at the mutt thread that south Americans and Asians have prepared during the night.

El Cerebro
Percentage: 41
Leaders of larger Amerimutt hordes, appointed by Netanyahu himself. Largest Ashkenazi gene percentage of any Amerimutt, uses psychich powers to command thousands of mutts at a single time.
Pros:
Jewish genes give him high INT
Psychic powers and minigun give him high ATT
Immense HP
Cons:
Vulnerable to pork based weapons

there's a proper pic a guatemalan made, should have saved it but I didn't.

here

thank you

like clockwork you shabbat animal

Lol nope
Hmm it seems I've triggered you

I wanna be a wackier Bruce
than any Bruce ever was
To bait yanks is my true test
Their arsepain is my cause
MERIMUTT

johny moreno
pros:
healthy in spite of greasy food
has a decent job at a fast food chain
no chance of skin cancer
mom loves him as is

cons:
weird teeth, food gets stuck in it
sweats a lot
balding quickly but is hairy down there
has varicoceles
requires 2 full hours to excrete all that burger every day

>has varicoceles

There need to be a mutt that shouts "MUH GDP MUH GDP" over and over to disorient it's enemies.

what do you want
what's the game
America surrenders, just please stop this
what the hell are your demands

Amerimutt cryptocurrency

literally me

Intergrate culturally with European culture a little bit more.

I know you're far away, but your culture due to cinema making and music is so prevalent that there has to be some criticism

>turkish poster
>europe
American education

>integrate with euro culture
I thought europeans wanted the exact opposite of that.

How about you just block all american media in europe. best of both worlds

Let me rephrase
Keep blasting media around but increase their quality, and get a little bit more interested in what's beyond your country. And try to be accurate.

Another thing is, American patriotism is not compatible with muh heritagism. The patriotism is actually fine, but if you do that, do NOT associate yourself with another country

Now associating yourself with another country you share no characteristics with and saying wrong things about it in public to clueless idiots like the Japanese and teaching them wrong stuff is just wrong

Learn from the Canadians

Thats La Luz Extinguido not El Goblino