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Wild Sweden edition

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anime

beat me to it

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got my personality test back from work

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FUCKING BIRDS TWEETING SO LOUD
FUCK YOU

need her to decimate my pathetic bollocks t b h

yet you spend your nights here at /brit/, riddle that one.

i thought ariana grande was latina, but no, she is an italian WTF

its 4am go to sleep mate

currently enjoying my $800/week unemployment check

Just bought $42 of soap as a Christmas present for the gf

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tracks so fucking hard

How's that CV progressing?

she has a fake tan that makes her look like a spic

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yay or nay?

My Resume/CV is one page for easy reading.

ERRR IM TRYING TO BUT THE BIRDS

did you just move or something?

they used to keep my up but now theyre comfy to fall asleep to

i've heard that pussy doesn't really taste good

suckeling the tits of big government eh? fucking faggot, hope drumpf cuts your cash and you starve.

metal with breakdowns is so sick hahah

NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY

Jesus fucking CHRIST NAY

okay thanks for the advice lad

nobody eats pussy for the taste
you eat pussy because you love pussy all over your face and mouth
which I do. there's honestly very little better in life.

Unironically so is mine. That was NOT sufficient. The CV guru that I'm paying to review told me I need to improve it

nah dude hey

grim

What is going on here? Also that pic is taken where I live

why?

eating pussy means your a finook

It's okay.
I mean worth 20 quid easily

I just really like the anime girl, she is wild!

grim

slave to the meat slit, jog on.

One page is usually sufficient to get an idea on if someone is a fit for the job.

If I got multiple pages I usually just skimmed it if it was multiple pages

should i have a resume right now if i'm 20 and a university student

not a slave to it just enjoy it
simple as

NEED a CATHOLIC girlfriend (female)

Yes. Everybody of working age should have a resume. Easier to do it now when you have some time and update it incrementally later than delaying your job search while you create one.

then go confess your sins and go to church you utter bellend

I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEAR

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Get a job while youre in uni or your life is over

t. close to 30 and never employed

My friend, you completely lack concentration. It's not a reflection on 1+ page CVs

I paid into the shit for 10 years without taking anything. I'm due.

Also I get it from the state not Drumpf

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Steveo!

what are some bullshit skills i could put on it to make me seem more competent than i am

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>t. close to 30 and never employed
don't want to end up like this

I'm finally done with Sup Forums. I can't get these malware ads to go away because ublock blocks both the ads and captcha. It was fun posting with a lot of you guys, and I actually learned a lot about other countries from this shithole somehow. /brit/ was always my favorite. Good luck to everyone

fuck man how
you will be able to get some shit job just lie, like stacking boxes in a warehouse on gumtree or whatever
cool it virgin

It was a cause for great optimism after years of scandal and corruption at Fifa, when in 2015 the US authorities initiated criminal prosecutions against some of the worst alleged offenders, and a new top leadership took office with sweeping promises of reform.

We, the chairman and two independent members of the new governance committee were part of that reform effort. We took seriously the task entrusted to us, of implementing reforms, enforcing rules on candidates’ eligibility for Fifa positions, supervising elections and the furthering of social responsibility and human rights in football. Today, none of us is any longer in office. Our sin? We appear to have taken our task too seriously.

We knew, of course, that changing an institutional culture would be a long process; two steps forward, one step back. We were dealing with a game, and its organisations, including national football associations, generally extremely resistant to independent scrutiny, lacking real democracy and integrity, dominated by a small group of people resistant to public accountability, in a context of huge economic stakes and endemic political interference.

There is a huge structural conflict of interest at the heart of Fifa: its leaders depend for their survival on those whom they ought to reform; power in Fifa is a political cartel. This is why the leadership of football survived for so long despite the many scandals surrounding it. With a little help from the FBI, and the independent Fifa ethics committee, whose two chairmen also had their tenures ended at the Bahrain congress in May, it might be that some bad apples have finally been removed. But the system remains largely unchanged. The leadership of football does not answer to the court of public opinion; it responds to its own constituency that would replace leadership which seriously tried to reform football.

you utter fucking brainlet.

i think i'll get employed within 2 years

>My friend, you completely lack concentration. It's not a reflection on 1+ page CVs
Have you ever hired somebody?

I got dozens if not hundreds of resumes per month. I'm not spending hours a day reading somebody's magnum opus when all I need is the basic info

What kind of job are you trying to get? What kind of jobs have you had in the past?

Some basics I usually looked for:
Customer service skills
Computer skills including Microsoft Office and whatnot

>t. close to 30 and never employed
grim

All of us, united in our love for the game but with no ties to it, and with considerable experience in law and governance, accepted our appointment having received solemn promises regarding our independence.

Understanding that reform would not happen overnight, we showed flexibility when we thought it was proper. But we drew some red lines. We tried to effectively and impartially enforce Fifa’s stated principle that members of the Fifa council must be politically neutral. Our decision, in that context, to ban the Russian deputy prime minister Vitaly Mutko from elections led to a backlash from the new Fifa leadership against our independence. We also tried to enforce gender equality, human rights, and regulate the integrity of Fifa elections, and faced resistance on all of them. Ultimately it became clear to us that the leadership, in order to secure its own survival, could no longer support our independence.

We have concluded that Fifa cannot reform from within. Those responsible for leading such reform are politically dependent on the associations and officials they need to reform, and may remove members of the judicial and supervisory independent committees at a whim. Sport is one of the most important areas of social and economic life, representing around 2% of the world’s GDP, yet it is governed by transnational private organisations. They regulate access to sports markets, and define and enforce their rules. Yet this regulation is not open to public participation, nor to any effective form of public scrutiny and accountability.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

What can be done? We advocate decisive external action. Parliamentary inquiries are good starting points, but it is necessary for them to produce concrete results. No country on its own – including Switzerland which hosts many of the world governing bodies – has the effective power to regulate such transnational organisations. The European Union is, though, in a privileged position: it brings together 28 member states – while the UK is still a member – which, collectively, these governing bodies cannot ignore. We believe the EU should take the lead.

The European Commission is entitled to act under competition or internal market powers, and the European Parliament could seize the issue by demanding effective action from the commission and the council. One initiative, which we strongly support, is now in a draft resolution of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe, following a report by the former Luxembourg sports minister, Anne Brasseur. It calls on the EU to create an independent agency, which would not govern sports itself, but have the authority to review and supervise ethical issues and structures, to guarantee that transnational sports organisations conform with good governance. A second initiative would be to make the criminal investigation and prosecution of transnational sports-related criminal activity a priority for the forthcoming European Public Prosecutor.

Billions of people are passionate about sports, yet they have no effective scrutiny of the organisations that control them. Someone must act on the people’s behalf to protect the integrity of our sports. We cannot let the beautiful game remain in the hands of an ugly organisation.

democracy doesn't work

I'm not a programmer. all I know is ublock blocks both

duh

nothing does

the absolute state of Missouri

true democracy has never been tried

it works better than the alternatives

bet all the wypepo caused this

>it works better than the alternatives
he actually believe this LOL

lot of black people there then lol

seems a fellow /brit/ posted in this thread. GET 'EM LADS GET 'EM.

provide one example in which an alternative to democracy has worked better than democracy

Have a crush on her

only job i've had is a seasonal thing where i work at my neighbor's farm stand, which requires very little skill
trying to get a part time job at my university doing literally anything but most of the openings are for office/assistant gigs, which is fine by me, but i just don't have the "experience" for them. of course i'm perfectly used to microsoft office apps from school and i'm friendly enough but how am i supposed to communicate that on a document given i have nothing to back up my claims

Plato was a bitter cunt. Socrates was a well meaning lad.

communism in Russia and his satellites, they literally miss it

>The Prime Minister said Mr Noori came to Australia as a refugee from Afghanistan through the "normal refugee programs", not via a people-smuggling operation, and had a history drug abuse.
Just a bit of diversity going on in Melbourne. 19 people were anointed with diversity's blessing.

you can't fight in here, this is the war room

this cunt got chris cantwell 4 months in the slammer

>only terrorists commit muslim attacks

state sponsored ethnic cleansing la

i listen to lil uzi vert


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yes I'm sure the three million people who died of starvation really miss it

any 6ix9ine man in?

Imagine being born into a culture entirely based off a history of persecution.

no clue who either of these people are

imagine your father being an emu, christ all mighty.

Hi Josie

Just another shitty carbon-copy rapper

shitty buzzfeed tier journalist

Did you know there are printers that don't use ink any more? They are called 'laser printers'. What a time to be alive.

would rather listen to kooda

training playlist
sarcofago
extortion
kooda on repeat a few times
hellhammer
nasenbluten

>christ all mighty

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didn't read a single word

he raps about mental illness which rarely done by rappers

toner ya bellend

>"a ha! he made a spelling mistake, therefore I win!"