Possible Happening in North Korea

How is there not a thread on this?
North Korea has said that US actions are a declaration of war, and that if SK and US wargames continue there will be war.
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Niqa dont worry, Black Street Gangs have more manpower than the North Korean army.

>Norks threaten war
In other news the sun rose this morning
News at 11

>North Korea pulling out the war penis

This happens like twice a year. Don't worry about it.

>How is there not a thread on this?
because the norks say this constantly

>'oh this time the war is back on for sure'
uh huh

You can't be this new. The Norkies declare war like once a year. I think its a holiday for them or something.

>best korea pledges to destroy burgerland
>trump and hillary cant run from nukes
>feelsgoodman
>pic related

Something that happens once a year is worthy of a thread. That said, they are a complete joke and everyone knows they aren't going to do anything.

I guess they're running out of food.

kek

There were threads yesterday.
There were even two posters from NK (cannot confirm - maybe proxy)

>it's that time of the year again

>North Korea has said that US actions are a declaration of war

That's like what, the 56586896323rd time that he's said that? We'll give you money when we feel like it you fat fuck.

Translated in English:
Hurr durr we need moar food... we are hungry... Hurr durr Kim has no cake

Because Kimmy is autistic just like you, and says shit like this all the time. It's a non happening, just like you threatening to shit your pants if mummy doesn't give you more tendies is a non happening, because she knows you're just going to do it anyway you faggot.

That's not something to brag about

Fighting North Korea would be like fighiting an uprising in Auschwitz.

You can say what you want but this alignment is perfect. Pay respect.
North Korean soldiers = best Korean soldiers.

We put sanctions on King Kim and now he's raging because he can't acces his Steam account and play the new TW:Warhammer DLC

Why don't we just nuke North Korea? It's not like anyone will miss it.

another day, another NK war threat

NOTHING will happen
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>How is there not a thread on this?
Because North Korea is full of shit. Wake me up when they actually do something.

air box?

Would anybody but South Korea even notice?

dumbass

He's not on the side you think he's on.

youtu.be/zkzWyOaS8kU

This happens every year, MSM is making a big deal this time to steal Wikileaks thunder and keep people occupied while in a state if fear.

They're crying wolf. They barely have enough electricity as it is.

I bet the people of north Korea are wonderful. Its just their government that is broken.

unless lil kim launches a missile, there is no happening.

is this shooped? his head looks way too big and his hand looks way too small.

> How is there not a thread on this?

Who gives a shit?

> hur dur we will kill fucking yanks
> this time we really mean it!
> send more food through

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A Chinese rocket exploded over America a couple of days ago. America is crawling with sleeper agents. US Carriers in the South China Sea. The Norks declared war.

Nope, nothing going on here.

He caught Trumpitis.

dat mouse

lol who cares

THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THIS IS A HAPPENING SHOWS YOUR DEEP, DEEP, DEEP IGNORANCE OF NK/USA RELATIONS AND NEWS IN GENERAL

ARE YOU 12 FUCKING YEARS OLD? THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION.

The only missile he will be launching is the one in his bowels.

Isn't that a trackball

I remember reading about those things in Computer Idee back in the nineties

Why are you shouting?

Rule 31 newfag:
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

It's been way too long since we've had a good Nork thread

Dump your best DPRK memes

Norks are manlets with acient weapons and their country is roughly the same size as Mississippi.

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I'll keep that in mind. Thanks bucko.

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Every year in August NK is threatening the south and the US

It always leads to new agreements and most likely food supplying.


They just run out of food and provocation is the only way they can obtain anything

>Day of historical and divided DNC nominee acceptance speech.
>AP
>ABC

Looks to me like some more propaganda and fear mongering coming out of the Clinton/Obama regime.

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>Anastasia

Aren't you the prettiest little princess :3?

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Did you ever meet KJU?

He went to school in Switzerland.

I'm 31, and I remember them threatening war in various colorful ways, and declaring US and SK actions as acts of war, way back when I was in HS. It would be unusual if they went to long WITHOUT threatening war.

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China has to look after NK

Guess what happens if NK goes to war

AHAHAHAHHAHAAH

SK BTFO

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There was no thread because those loonies declare war on us every other week, demanding reparations and chicken tendies.

Mate they do this pretty much every time they go through a food shortage.

They just want more money for dem programs.

They're going through a famine atm I think, I remember reading a while back that the people had been told to prepare for an "arduous march" which is code for prepare to fucking starve.

You put sanctions on Russia too, but that doesn't seem to stop them

>USA is pretty much a gutless turd sitting for the taking atm.

You forget that Putin can launch missiles from shipping containers on cargo ships these days.
You think your gonna need so much navy equipment, He only needs a transport boat, now there is plenty of them moving around the world.

That's how he'll attack you, with complete surprise

I know, but I'm from another part of the country. There was a lengthy article about in a political magazine a while back. Very interesting. All a pretty secretive operation. Nobody really had a clue. Loved playing basketball, was friendly but reserved.

We also had a scandal like a year back when a swiss army colonel took some NK officers shooting at our finest combat training facility...

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You do know that reptiles can see in the dark.

Russia isn't a psycho country that has isolated itself like NK, it just has an agenda that isn't to the liking of America.

Russia still has friends and people it can do business with. It's also a resource rich country.

>being this retarded
>posting shit totally irrelevant to this thread

Putin doesn't have to put a fucking nuke on a transport ship if he wants to hit USA you autist

They say this every war-games. They are trying to lower SK war readiness so they can win in their starvation-induced delirium

China is the only country that keeps NK in check to some degree.

If you go to war with NK, and pushed NK almost back to the China border, you would awaken the sleeping giant and cause an even bigger shit storm. The whole of Asia will be dragged into it

If i were russiachina I would try to get an alliance with the us to overthrow the norks.

Why? You ask.

Because it satisfies the thirst for conflict the us has under current leadership, in the time that obama is president giving time for trump to me elected, rather than in eastern europe or south china sea. Furthermore it creates a basis for partnership in destroying terrorist states

China just doesn't want to have to deal with the refugees that would inevitably flee any real military action in DPRK.

It is for the tracking system , more stable and accurate

>china
>sleeping giant

What are they going to goosestep us to death? Fucking shit tier military that trains more to march in formation and sing songs than use weapons.

Unless it's posted on a youtube account and involves jews or some massive conspiracy, Sup Forums doesn't care.

Not sure. The only reason China gives a fuck about NK is because it acts as a buffer between SK and China, meaning it doesn't have NATO on its doorstep.

I imagine it would spark harsh tensions but given how economically invested China is in America, I wouldn't be so sure of it leading to war.